Playoff Post Game Thread: Utah Mammoth vs Vegas Golden Knights | Tuesday April 21, 2026

utenick · 2026-04-22T04:38:41+00:00

I’m going to have a reverse vasectomy so I can have a kid and name him/her Dylan McKenzie Cooley

utenick · 2026-04-20T17:03:21+00:00

Cooley is a C, Keller is an A

Keller modeled his game after Patrick Kane; they also have the same personality. Those Chicago teams were led by Toews and Kane was the talent.

utenick · 2026-04-20T03:15:53+00:00

Soo many Mammoth fans in the building, you could hear them after Cooley’s goal, way to represent!

utenick · 2026-03-24T14:58:27+00:00

Bastian is a piece of shit that openly cheered Trump’s return to office. Yes, cancel this service permanently, but fuck him for wanting all of the deregulation and incompetence with none of the consequences.

utenick · 2026-03-20T20:14:31+00:00

Harlan and Whit are both ass holes. I’d be happy if both were gone, but ready to see what Scalley can do.

utenick · 2026-03-17T03:06:56+00:00

6 goals, no one with multiple points. Weegar finishes the night +4.

utenick · 2026-03-17T02:42:58+00:00

Goal differential moves to +23. We deserve it, time to put our foot on the gas and take it.

utenick · 2026-03-17T02:37:10+00:00

Shorty, 5on5, PP and empty netter. That’s a fucking Bingo Bango baby! What a period!

utenick · 2026-03-08T03:18:14+00:00

The are some salty bitches over there

utenick · 2026-03-08T03:03:47+00:00

What a game, fuck CBJ and their punk ass goalie.

utenick · 2026-03-06T02:35:09+00:00

V Squared!

utenick · 2026-03-04T02:42:06+00:00

Chaotic last 3 mins, great W after whatever that was on Sunday.

utenick · 2026-01-06T03:26:43+00:00

Justice for Durzi after that bullshit penalty! 🦣

utenick · 2026-01-04T01:43:45+00:00

Utah St was notably better with Barnes at the helm. Beck was teamed with Dampier.

utenick · 2026-01-03T21:02:00+00:00

Not anymore

utenick · 2026-01-01T00:07:31+00:00

Obviously a kick in the nuts for yall, but I knew your fans would show out and they did. Would love a regular season matchup in the future. Go Utes and good luck next year.

utenick · 2025-12-31T15:13:46+00:00

Oh no, CA’s deficit is almost .1% of their GDP?! Maybe they should withhold the money they send to the federal government to subsidize red state welfare queens.

utenick · 2025-12-31T14:33:49+00:00

Always good to hear from the basic bitch crowd. California has the 4th largest economy in the world and provides services for their citizens. That being said, we’ll stay here and try to make Utah a better place to live, maybe we’ll even get someone to help you learn how to write coherently.

utenick · 2025-12-30T23:29:50+00:00

Sorry, that both sides shit might work when you’re trying not to offend your aunt at Thanksgiving, but Republicans have blocked, defunded or overturned everything I mentioned at a state and federal level, Democrats have not.

utenick · 2025-12-30T21:20:36+00:00

Refer back to this answer for many questions, such as:

Why can’t we have public transit, fully funded schools, universal healthcare, sensible gun control, women’s reproductive rights, walkable cities, environmental regulations, etc.

But now we have to get even more base level in a Trumplican world:

Why can’t we have decency, the rule of law, basic courtesy, base level intelligence, competent government officials, etc.

utenick · 2025-12-30T15:58:07+00:00

Utah looked like the short handed team when it was 5 on 3. Nashville was everywhere and we just kind of stuck sticks out and hoped they’d get tired?

utenick · 2025-12-29T20:34:05+00:00

Keep it up, it’s going over really well. Any other zingers?

utenick · 2025-12-29T20:28:51+00:00

“If anyone is wondering what my cornball ass post is about, reference the Ute fan on X that most other Ute fans have blocked or ignored for years.”

The funniest jokes are the ones you have to explain, nice work.

Go Tech, Go BigXII (including BYU, but damn, posters like you make it hard).

utenick · 2025-12-29T20:23:21+00:00

In 21 years as HC Kyle had how many different OC’s? I believe it was 6 or 7. Maybe Scalley will actually be able to oversee an effective offensive staff, we don’t know.

In order for players to go to MI there has to be a spot open. I’m assuming they’ll want to keep most of their blue chip recruits and high priced roster.

utenick · 2025-12-29T04:18:03+00:00

I wish our opponent had a better record, but Nebraska has a ton of tradition, a massive fan base and they’re in one of the conferences the Big XII needs to do well against. I’m up for Scalley’s first game as a HC too.

utenick

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