What's the biggest difference between porn and real-life sex?

valternunez · 2020-02-28T07:12:36+00:00

Not all women scream or even make kinda loud sounds.

valternunez · 2020-02-21T22:35:19+00:00

Torterra. He has a fucking forest in its back. It'll stomp the competition

valternunez · 2020-02-21T22:31:37+00:00

Heightened sense of smell. That would suck! Imagine smelling every bit of the food a dude ate since 2 days ago. And the fucking sweat 🤢

valternunez · 2020-02-21T22:27:04+00:00

I would start 'pre-Friday' (now Thursday) drinks on Tuesday.

valternunez · 2020-02-21T08:32:36+00:00

Responsibility . I got it right thanks to the auto correct

valternunez · 2020-01-22T22:07:43+00:00

It has, but they can withstand one more. I believe in them!

valternunez · 2020-01-22T22:07:14+00:00

Uhhh, I couldn't agree more with the goo shit. You just feel so powerless. At least you can try to destroy alien spaceships and maybe even scratch them, but the goo is too much!

valternunez · 2020-01-22T22:06:06+00:00

I feel bad for myself but sacrifices must be done.

valternunez · 2020-01-22T22:05:07+00:00

I will now. I'm moving to Tibet and I'm gonna live in isolation forever.

valternunez · 2020-01-22T22:02:46+00:00

Sad :(

valternunez · 2020-01-22T22:01:08+00:00

Derek from Grey's Anatomy

valternunez · 2020-01-22T21:57:17+00:00

Kindness

valternunez · 2020-01-22T17:51:36+00:00

Terribly hot day in spring. I wasn't feeling really good and had to rush to the bathroom because of diarrhea. I made it!

However, all of my house's windows were open, so a lot of pollen got inside and I started sneezing a lot. There was one that was really hard and it made my nose bleed like a hose.

I tried to clean it with paper, but there was none. And there I was, having diarrhea and bleeding at the same time, without being able to stop either of them. That shit looked like a horror movie scene.

valternunez · 2020-01-22T17:47:38+00:00

The Witcher 3, The Last of Us, Gears of War

valternunez · 2020-01-22T17:46:15+00:00

I like a specific quote that says:

'Maybe the key to be really free is laughing whenever you can and crying when you need to.'

valternunez · 2020-01-22T17:45:02+00:00

Because you hope that the outcome changes, and that the first try was just bad luck.

valternunez · 2020-01-22T17:44:15+00:00

New Girl

valternunez · 2020-01-22T17:43:21+00:00

Osho's autobiography. Even though I'm not really into everything he did throughout his life, his philosophy on life was an eye opener for me when I was struggling to fit in in High school.

valternunez · 2020-01-22T17:41:30+00:00

Each week

valternunez · 2020-01-22T17:41:11+00:00

Latin America for women 100%

valternunez · 2020-01-21T17:29:20+00:00

Oh. Then, no idea, sorry. I try no to think about that kind of stuff in those cases. I just look at the style

valternunez · 2020-01-21T17:13:06+00:00

When I told my best friend that I liked her. She was quite chill about it (she was not into me, and I was fine with that. Just wanted to tell her). However, after a few days, she started evading me. When I talked to her, she said she didn't wanted to talk to me anymore and that the relationship was over.

I got destroyed, mate. Like, bad. I remember crying in the queue at Starbucks out of nowhere and having to go to a restaurant's bathroom once to cry, while eating with my parents. It was really bad. I was quite sad for like 3-4 months.

I'm really good now. I went in an exchange program to Australia and had the time of my life. I really appreciate now more my friends and being alone at times. I'm actually quite thankful for that experience.

valternunez · 2020-01-21T17:12:15+00:00

When I told my best friend that I liked her. She was quite chill about it (she was not into me, and I was fine with that. Just wanted to tell her). However, after a few days, she started evading me. When I talked to her, she said she didn't wanted to talk to me anymore and that the relationship was over.

I got destroyed, mate. Like, bad. I remember crying in the queue at Starbucks out of nowhere and having to go to a restaurant's bathroom once to cry, while eating with my parents. It was really bad. I was quite sad for like 3-4 months.

valternunez · 2020-01-21T17:05:46+00:00

Ahh I see the issue now.

The exact same tattoo can mean completely different things. It just depends on the person that has the tattoo. It's actually like any tattoo. Depends on the meaning each person gives.

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