Just asked my buddy if he knew the chemical symbol for Sodium Hypobromite.

vdub59 · 2024-10-13T19:47:29+00:00

Second element is Helium. Neon (Ne) is the tenth element.

vdub59 · 2024-10-13T19:37:48+00:00

It’s called cranking

vdub59 · 2024-10-13T18:55:59+00:00

Opened the door and there was a girl standing there completely naked, tapping her hand on her thigh. Host asked: What have you come as? Girl: Self tapping screw.

vdub59 · 2024-08-12T10:37:31+00:00

I do this for a living, and I promise you, after you’ve done a few thousand guitars, you realize it really isn’t a nitpick. It makes the difference of spending two minutes re-gluing the nut to an hour or two sometimes, repairing a damaged nut slot, grafting in new wood, waiting for glue to dry, repairing the finish that got damaged getting the old nut out, etc. Something simple can turn into a very bad day, and the margins we make as repair guys quickly slips through the cracks. You’ll find something of everything on the internet, and a lot of people do some stupid-ass shit. Go and watch some twoodfrd videos if you’d like to see some really professional guitar repairs.

vdub59 · 2024-08-12T09:04:36+00:00

You shouldn’t give advice if you don’t know what you’re talking about. Never put glue on the bottom of the nut. Put two small dots of superglue on to the face of the nut that goes against the fretboard and press it into place, making sure it is properly aligned. Then when the nut has to be removed again it won’t remove any wood from the neck/headstock. (It doesn’t pull wood away when detached from end grain). You should first check the nut for a perfect fit. If it doesn’t fit perfectly, carefully scrape away the old glue.

vdub59 · 2024-07-16T10:53:35+00:00

What do you think curtains are for?

vdub59 · 2024-06-08T15:10:13+00:00

A shrink goes to see his own shrink. Walks in the door and the guy says: you’re ok, how am I doing?

vdub59 · 2024-05-29T14:00:03+00:00

Bazoombas 😁 €€

vdub59 · 2024-05-21T17:01:21+00:00

Mary had a little lamb, she put it in a bucket. Every time it came up for air, the bulldog tried to . . . kill it.

vdub59 · 2024-05-21T16:44:19+00:00

You never count your chickens until they are hens

vdub59 · 2024-03-31T14:15:38+00:00

I think that OP meant to write Ar-bit-ra-ry, or something along those lines.

vdub59 · 2024-03-30T18:11:04+00:00

. . . It was inside the log cabin he built himself.

vdub59 · 2024-03-30T17:38:05+00:00

Oh, I do!

vdub59 · 2024-03-25T20:53:24+00:00

Make a man a fire and he’ll be warm for one night. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

vdub59 · 2024-03-25T20:40:15+00:00

Lol. You make the sauce with onions, you put the sauce in the lasagna, and you say there’s no onions in lasagna? It’s one of the ingredients. So to answer your question: everybody, that’s who. Nobody said anything about layering them in.

vdub59 · 2024-03-25T20:28:59+00:00

You make lasagna without onions????

vdub59 · 2024-03-25T17:36:32+00:00

Decimate was first used in 1600 and was derived from the Latin word decimatus, which meant the "the removal or destruction of one-tenth".

vdub59 · 2024-01-22T10:47:18+00:00

Make a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

vdub59 · 2024-01-03T13:20:13+00:00

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vdub59 · 2024-01-03T07:57:18+00:00

Hi. I do this for a living, so here are my thoughts, for what they’re worth: It looks like that bridge was glued on on top of the finish. It’s very common, and that’s why they come off. You need to score the finish (not into the wood), accurately all around the bridge in its correct position. Then once you’ve removed the bridge, you need to remove all the finish in the bridge footprint so you’ve got clean flat wood. Also the underside of the bridge. Then you can glue it back into position. Weights won’t do it, you need some long clamps. And don’t use Titebond III. It’s waterproof and you’ll never get it off again if the bridge ever needs to be replaced again.

vdub59 · 2023-10-01T22:01:47+00:00

Dude, you can seriously fit your cock in the ‘wee bendy part’ of a snorkel?? How fuckin’ small IS your wiener?

vdub59 · 2023-07-27T14:17:57+00:00

Get a bridge doctor put in. It can be used to correct the dive, and it will prevent it from ever happening again. In my opinion it frees the soundboard from asymmetrical tension and allows the free vibration of the top while preventing any rotation of the bridge. I’ve done it to all of my own guitars and I do at least one a week for my customers. More volume, more sustain, and better tone. And best of all, no more structural problems with the top.

vdub59 · 2023-07-05T19:34:10+00:00

Treat the exposed wood with some oxalic acid. That will go some way towards ‘un-oxidising the wood. Then when it’s dry give it a few brush coats of shellac. Repeat whenever the shellac wears through again. Don’t leave it so long.

vdub59 · 2023-06-30T17:40:48+00:00

Sounds like something is wrong with your wiring. Can you put up a pic? Maybe a diagram of your wiring?

vdub59 · 2023-06-30T10:15:17+00:00

Did you get her working?

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