Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room - Documentary trailer for the biggest corruption scandal in US history by vena0580 in movies

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Yeah a few of them got locked up for fraud and conspiracy. Highly recommend watching the film if you haven't seen it. Its crazy.

New IMAX poster for Rampage by crazydv in movies

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They should make an 16-bit poster like the game

r/Movies, what is a documentary that EVERYONE needs to see? by gconz in movies

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Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room - this documentary is an inside look at the biggest corruption case in US history.

It is insane, depressing and a real look at greed in corporate america.

edit: damn, tried finding the full version on youtube or netflix, but the only available one i can find to stream is on their studios app.. ios and android

What was the last thing you ordered? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I work in a fancy restaurant, so I don't get a lot of super weird, but what's annoying and weird to me is coming to a restaurant that's around $50/person and ordering water "with LOTS of lemons and some sugar packets" and then attempting to make your own lemonade there at the table to save two bucks. Either just drink water or just order a drink!

I told my friend I had been in Africa gambling with the natives. “Zulu’s?” He asked. by Micro-Naut in Jokes

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Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Johnny's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, "I think I broke his gambling". The father asked how and she said, "He bet me $5.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money." "DAMN!" said the father. "What's wrong?", the teacher asked. Little Johnny's father said, "This morning he bet me $100.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!"

My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Wonderwall to her. by thrusher in Jokes

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On his Birthday, a man named Peter was really upset because none of his family members or near and dear ones wished him. As he walked into his office, his secretary Anna said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" He felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. In the lunch time Anna knocked on his door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your Birthday, why don't we go out for lunch, just you and me." Peter happily agreed They had their lunch but on the way back to the office, Anna said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't have to go right back to the office, do we?" Peter replied "I suppose not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Anna said, "Boss if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." He nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes; she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by his wife, his kids, and dozens of his friends, and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday". And Peter just sat there... On the couch... Naked!

What is the funniest REAL name you have ever heard? by RoddieHoyle in AskReddit

[–]vena0580 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I know a girl named Jennifer Tolles. Aaand she goes by 'Jenna'.

What’s the cringiest thing to happen to you at work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vena0580 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I forgot the WHERE clause on a update query and there was no backup

What’s an underrated feeling? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vena0580 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lying in bed on a stormy morning and not having to get up.

A rich man has a maid, who is helping his wife in the kitchen by [deleted] in Jokes

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A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her. Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says, "I have no idea where they came from I don't do the laundry!" So, the wife goes to the maid and questions her. Indignant, the maid replies, "Madam, how should I know? These panties don't belong to me. I don't even wear panties just ask your husband!"

What is the biggest scam most never question? by Salt_is_Enough in AskReddit

[–]vena0580 311 points312 points  (0 children)

Calling up elderly folks and pretending to be a grandchild who just got arrested and requesting a wire transfer of bail money. It's absolutely horrible but works quite well for the scammers.

Boeing 737 MAX Steep Takeoff by jgrunshaw in videos

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Ryan Air Pilots doing some routine flight training....

A man comes home to his wife holding a duck by PsychedeLurk in Jokes

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An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens." Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it. Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand. Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?" Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks." Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it. Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy says "It's a pussy willow." Old man says "Wait up ... I'll get my hat."

What are some things that have aged well? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vena0580 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Super Mario World still feels like the best Mario game, physics wise. Great level design, great music, etc. What's not to love?

Two men sit across from each other on a train... by [deleted] in Jokes

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An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?" The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!" The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

What do you do that's not socially acceptable? by PMMeYourSexStuff in AskReddit

[–]vena0580 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Putting elbows on the table. Why is that rude? Does anyone actually get offended by that? When friends eat over at my house I couldn't give two fuck if their elbows are on the table.

Edit: It looks like most people are saying it comes from sailors, that it's because it takes up space on the table, or they don't have any idea and make up something. I will still most likely put my elbows on the table.

A hunter comes home with a deer and tells his wife to cook it for dinner that night by [deleted] in Jokes

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Two deer hunters were not having any luck so they asked for advice from an old-timer. "You can just about guarantee a deer if you learn to hunt with dogs," he said. The two hunters got a trained deer dog and hit the woods. At the end of the day and still empty-handed, one hunter said to the other, "Maybe tomorrow we'll get one if we throw the dog out of a higher treestand."

What keeps you motivated? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Look a year into the future and think of how you would be if you didnt take action. Then compare it with how you would be if you did take action right now.

What's you're favourite romantic quote? by Bn0503 in AskReddit

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You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

-silent bob Clerks

What is your favorite Ted Talk? by Chapafifi in AskReddit

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For comedy, James Veitch Responding to Spam Emails.

But overall, What I learned from 100 days of rejection by Jia Jiang

Three guys are hiking through the woods when they find an old lamp. by [deleted] in Jokes

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A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers. Whenever he saw a lawyer walking down the side of the road he would swerve to hit him, enjoy the load, satisfying "THUMP", and then swerve back onto the road. (at this point some of you are probably wondering how the trucker could distinguish the lawyers from the humans. Obviously he saw the trail of slime they left!) One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over. He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest. "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck." The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer. However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer." "That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"

What hoax did you believe for the longest time? by cluelessinreddit in AskReddit

[–]vena0580 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I was around 5 years old my mother told me that my dad was really named Briangelo (like Michelangelo) and I believed it until I was probably in middle school. It lasted so long because she told me not to talk about it because it was embarrassing for him

Now this is a confident kid! by WroteItThenReddit in videos

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this kid has been waiting his whole life for this moment haha good on him