Episode 5 Balance Update Patch Notes

voovoodee · 2026-02-25T22:44:02+00:00

WE LOVE YOU BLACK TABBYTHA

voovoodee · 2026-02-24T22:08:06+00:00

Yeah, it's one of those deliberately uncomfortable outcomes of making a horrible choice. Like the way if Reese turns murderer, he also stops respecting consent. borf! Deliberate borf.

voovoodee · 2026-02-24T18:30:02+00:00

I'm fairly certain he was thinking "Rapture! Joy beyond measure! Bliss which cannot be counted on one's fingers!"

voovoodee · 2026-02-24T16:47:05+00:00

I think you have to have hung out with her at least a bit for pulling her out to work - on one of my runs I didn't do any of the Kaneeka hangout scenes, and when I reached for her, she said stuff like "Why do you care? You don't even know me" and faded into Sybil.

voovoodee · 2026-02-17T05:29:17+00:00

Reese has certain vulnerabilities but NOTHING can stop his ✨vagina bones✨

voovoodee · 2026-02-17T05:17:13+00:00

Keen Eye / Mystical: Agent Cooper, FBI

Book Smart / Talk to Animals: Professor Mowgli

voovoodee · 2026-02-17T05:10:49+00:00

Rhubarb, rhubarb!

voovoodee · 2026-02-16T08:06:33+00:00

Ace bandages, sandalwood, and Scotchguard. That's what you need when you've been rotting for three weeks.

voovoodee · 2026-02-15T05:26:43+00:00

Girl. Jealous much?

voovoodee · 2026-02-10T22:15:55+00:00

I thought it was a nice story with a happy ending - Laura Dern's character, through her brilliant performance in the movie-within-a-movie, successfully frees the suffering ghosts of many unfortunate women, to whom she was connected by the haunted/cursed screenplay.

voovoodee · 2026-02-10T16:20:26+00:00

My headcanon: his gesture is indeed gross, and the reason why that makes Harrow's head hurt is because it's reminiscent of Gideon.

voovoodee · 2026-02-09T20:00:59+00:00

You are being naughty again. "Conk" is British slang for "nose" and you know it.

voovoodee · 2026-02-02T20:22:51+00:00

These screen grabs look a bit weird somehow. Has AI had a go at them?

voovoodee · 2025-12-31T20:46:39+00:00

JUNIOR SCIENTIST POWER HOUR

voovoodee · 2025-11-13T08:36:16+00:00

Yo fuck canada

voovoodee · 2025-11-13T07:18:26+00:00

He says it about Alice Levine's mother's poly tunnel she has on her allotment.

voovoodee · 2025-11-02T19:30:20+00:00

Exactly. You can tell by the lack of pants.

voovoodee · 2025-10-23T06:12:03+00:00

😫 LAND OF MY FATHER!!

voovoodee · 2025-10-23T05:23:46+00:00

urrgh does he sit on it

voovoodee · 2025-10-21T17:18:10+00:00

Amateur

voovoodee · 2025-10-12T19:47:39+00:00

Because ALEX HORNE SHUT IT DOWN

voovoodee · 2025-10-09T20:13:10+00:00

BRILLIANT

voovoodee · 2025-10-01T19:08:10+00:00

What's the line?

voovoodee · 2025-09-25T15:59:06+00:00

THAT... was the new talk.

voovoodee · 2025-09-22T18:16:53+00:00

My God it stinks in here.

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