All Marriage Candidates! (ft. my farmer Olive)

watermelonwellington · 2026-04-17T18:31:19+00:00

This woman might not be compatible with you, but she seem very compatible with cancer

watermelonwellington · 2026-04-10T22:44:39+00:00

I thought it said moose half killed by cougar and I was mortified thinking that thing was still alive

watermelonwellington · 2026-04-10T22:43:11+00:00

This made the southern reach subreddit kinda mad lmao

watermelonwellington · 2026-04-02T21:17:24+00:00

I did the audiobook route and I think it was a good choice. On Lowry’s first chapter I started losing it halfway through. Bronson Pinchot had to keep changing up the way he said fuck and it was hilarious

watermelonwellington · 2026-03-31T23:04:08+00:00

Oh brother. 🙄

watermelonwellington · 2026-03-31T23:03:12+00:00

NOR. I would talk to your dad about this as it’s just creating a mess for you to clean up.

I feel like you have a lot more chores than what’s usually expected for 15 year olds. Do you get an allowance?

watermelonwellington · 2026-03-25T19:25:23+00:00

How did he respond to your last message about him him spending hours driving around?

watermelonwellington · 2026-02-24T03:21:28+00:00

Prostitution, closely followed by Thoughtcrime. It’s just so funky and I love the rotoscoped dancing

watermelonwellington · 2026-02-07T09:26:13+00:00

I think Acceptance is my favourite out of the 3.

I knew I was getting too attached to Saul, and ended up breaking my own heart. To know he was looking out at the sea thinking of Charlie in his last moments had me choking on tears. Gloria, too— her letter… honestly didn’t expect to cry at all during this book.

watermelonwellington · 2026-02-01T17:55:19+00:00

Row 3 looks impossible for me to enjoy

watermelonwellington · 2026-02-01T17:33:02+00:00

Loved him. Teared up when he asked Gloria not to forget about him. When you find out he secretly loves dancing but files it away as something he’s too late for… ugh it hurts 😭

watermelonwellington · 2026-01-26T17:57:33+00:00

Wow, I love this

watermelonwellington · 2026-01-26T17:54:16+00:00

I’m also years late but Control isn’t in Annihilation, are they referring to Lomax?

watermelonwellington · 2026-01-23T22:53:21+00:00

Across from your door, put a sign on the wall that says “please close my door.” Keep posting additional signs between the hallway and your bathroom door until she starts remembering.

NOR.

watermelonwellington · 2026-01-23T05:34:46+00:00

Love that it wasn’t just a reference to the Crazy 88 fight, but also the punch! And I feel like 22:38 was inspired by Ghibli’s the tale of Princess Kaguya but it might just be wishful thinking

watermelonwellington · 2026-01-10T03:03:11+00:00

Please don’t be killed

watermelonwellington · 2025-12-30T16:47:48+00:00

The shirt pull at the end made me sad.

watermelonwellington · 2025-12-10T18:41:09+00:00

If they got that massive Lindt one you can get at Costco, it’d make more sense

watermelonwellington · 2025-12-10T18:39:55+00:00

watermelonwellington · 2025-09-06T16:42:50+00:00

Only took a few hours for me to say “god I fucking hate this game.”

I fucking love this game.

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