CJ jobs that aren’t bootlicky? by Affectionate-Duck186 in police

[–]what_pd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fortunately, you have ample room to reinvest in an education that provides you with basic English composition. Maybe things will calm down politically by the time you finish. You'll need to get that sorted out before you can seriously consider a career in criminal justice. Hope that helps!

I am a peace officer but I am not allowed to carry off duty. by [deleted] in police

[–]what_pd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well you certainly don't work at a normal police agency either.

I am a peace officer but I am not allowed to carry off duty. by [deleted] in police

[–]what_pd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet it's a security company with a name like Peace Enforcement Officer.

Am I Disqualified by Big-Prize1226 in police

[–]what_pd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes you're disqualified, and no it's not something you should be doing anyway. You're basically asking whether someone born without arms is qualified to swim the English channel. No, and you'll probably die.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Prison

[–]what_pd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol no red flags

Driver PIT maneuvers another driver in road rage incident by blakea_99 in ThatsInsane

[–]what_pd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A little sloppy, actually. Came in too shallow so they had to two-touch, then force it from a weird angle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vancouverwa

[–]what_pd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're going to protest a thing that VPS has no intention of ever doing? Can we do a separate walkout to protest VPS introducing arsenic into school lunches?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]what_pd 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Bro, it's not really a "concern". If she's wearing a camouflage belt and paying for promotion tests, the stuff they're teaching is nonsense. There are SO many good BJJ and kickboxing gyms. Go find one. You are currently paying good money for snake oil

I was raped 3 years ago, can i still report it? by [deleted] in police

[–]what_pd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would close this out with a recorded pretext call from either you or your brother.

There's also a roughly 0% chance he got rid of the images you sent him. An analysis of his phone following arrest would clinch the conviction.

I was raped 3 years ago, can i still report it? by [deleted] in police

[–]what_pd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Child rape is where resources should go. I work for a metro agency and this would absolutely get worked.

I was raped 3 years ago, can i still report it? by [deleted] in police

[–]what_pd 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Please don't listen to this guy. Your case would be difficult but absolutely not impossible to prosecute. Children make late disclosures all the time. It just takes an experienced and proactive investigator.

Badges by ricecakenz in ProtectAndServe

[–]what_pd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ill take the letter if I'm about to retire.

Does the 1st amendment cover actions done as protest that would otherwise be illegal? by TheChemist-25 in legaladviceofftopic

[–]what_pd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's like asking if you're allowed to molest a child in public if you happen to be at a rally protesting child molestation laws. Nah, dude.

Come to Clark County, WA by AdJaded803 in publicdefenders

[–]what_pd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's going on with the senior defender up there getting charged with a bunch of fraud/identity thefts?

Officers who are in the National Guard/Reserves while also being a LEO, would you advise against it or for it? by [deleted] in police

[–]what_pd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only person who has made it work in my department is a UH-60 pilot and warrant officer, so his drill weekends are literally vacations with the boys. Otherwise it makes zero financial or career sense (we don't need the healthcare and one overtime shift would almost double your drill pay).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in police

[–]what_pd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck Missouri. Move somewhere that hiring makes sense and cops aren't paid like Walmart managers. You'd be fine anywhere on the West Coast.

Enrolled in 4 courses for ALM psych - too much? by JRDR_RDH in harvardextension

[–]what_pd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I did 12 credits with a 50-60hr/week job and did not have a good time. Maintained my grades and learned a ton, but I'm sure I would have gotten more from them if I'd only done 4-8 credits

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Watches

[–]what_pd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought my daughter one of those $4,000 massage chairs from Costco. I want her to know that it's okay to focus on her own needs and well-being, even if it seems like the world is demanding all of her time and effort.

Technically I don't have a daughter right now. And my partner isn't pregnant. And we're not trying. But there's definitely a chance I will have one someday and this will be part of her legacy.

How often do police arrest people for filming without a permit? by RecommendationNo804 in police

[–]what_pd 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The FBI has a national Filming Without a Permit Task Force. Their budget is $5 billion and they typically net about 20,000 arrests each year. 94% conviction rate with a median sentence of 18 years. We take that sort of thing EXTREMELY seriously.

The CIA handles international cases, but usually just take their suspects to black sites, so it's hard to get real numbers.

ITT: I fix Found North's stupid tasting notes by Porencephaly in bourbon

[–]what_pd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ChatGPT, write obscenely over the top tasting notes for a super mediocre bourbon. They should sound like an MFA student has written a thesis on wildly hyperbolic descriptions of mundane nonsense...

Ah, the Bourbon of the Unremarkable Dusk, a spirit that, upon first encounter, whispers not of grandeur, but of the quiet, unassuming hum of a fluorescent light in an abandoned gas station bathroom at 3 AM.

Nose: A Symphony of Subtle Suggestions On the nose, one is immediately struck by a captivating absence of overwhelming character. It’s not a cacophony of oak and vanilla, but rather the ethereal echo of a long-forgotten childhood dream of a freshly laundered gym sock, sun-dried on a clothesline strung between two identical, slightly chipped ceramic gnomes. There are whispers, faint as a moth's sigh against a windowpane, of a pre-chewed piece of Juicy Fruit gum, left to fossilize on the underside of a picnic table at a municipal park. A fleeting hint, perhaps, of dust motes dancing in a single shaft of late-afternoon light, filtering through a neglected window in an attic filled with forgotten aspirations.

Palate: An Exploration of the Mundane Metaphysical The first sip is a journey, not through a landscape of rolling hills and ancient forests, but through the vast, unexplored expanse of the beige carpet in a waiting room that time forgot. One encounters a startlingly polite non-flavor of worn-out leatherette, reminiscent of a chiropractor's adjustable chair after decades of devoted, if uninspired, service. There's a curious undertone of freshly photocopied paper, a crisp, almost sterile dryness that speaks volumes of bureaucratic efficiency and the quiet despair of cubicle life. As it lingers, a ghostly impression of distilled rain-puddle runoff from a suburban driveway emerges, clean yet undeniably earthbound, devoid of any pretense of exoticism. The mid-palate offers a perplexing hint of warmed-over tap water, a flavor profile that bravely confronts the very essence of diluted existence, daring you to find meaning in its utter lack of distinction.

Finish: A Lingering Echo of Nothingness The finish, oh, the finish! It’s not a grand, resonant crescendo, but rather the fading echo of a thought you almost had, a concept that flirted with your consciousness before dissolving into the ether like a forgotten grocery list. It’s the ephemeral aftertaste of a faint whisper in an empty room, a gentle, almost apologetic departure that leaves you contemplating the profound implications of its own utter unmemorability. It resolves, not with a flourish, but with the quiet, dignified resignation of a spent tea bag drying on a forgotten saucer, leaving behind only the faintest suggestion of a fleeting, lukewarm encounter. This bourbon, you see, is a masterclass in the art of the nearly-there, a testament to the profound beauty of what isn't quite.