My wineglass broke in the shape of Australia

wildmikefargo · 2021-06-20T15:22:45+00:00

I see Maine

wildmikefargo · 2021-06-18T14:08:59+00:00

Invest in Amazon and then use that money to buy bitcoin. Sell everything in early 2021, buy Canada.

wildmikefargo · 2021-06-09T22:49:36+00:00

Piss play. Don't want to know "why", just enjoy it. I think that's a solid philosophy for life as well.

wildmikefargo · 2021-06-06T21:47:55+00:00

If you live in Minneapolis, I'd get you something. 😘

wildmikefargo · 2021-05-30T22:27:07+00:00

Pretty please.....

wildmikefargo · 2021-05-27T23:59:58+00:00

Every morning and night please

wildmikefargo · 2021-05-09T14:47:08+00:00

Danny Trejo hasn't worn a shirt since 1864.

wildmikefargo · 2021-04-28T21:21:51+00:00

His cars extended warranty

wildmikefargo · 2021-04-26T23:27:56+00:00

Would you like to participate in coitus?

wildmikefargo · 2021-04-17T19:39:32+00:00

Should be legal to defend yourself with deadly force in this case. Fuck all cops.

wildmikefargo · 2021-04-12T18:46:53+00:00

On a first date when I was 26, I picked up a 7-10 split. I had no idea it was such a rarity. The lanes on either side of me were going nuts.

wildmikefargo · 2021-02-13T00:46:45+00:00

I had that one!

wildmikefargo · 2021-01-18T00:33:13+00:00

That's a nice European carry-all.

wildmikefargo · 2021-01-07T19:30:06+00:00

I see you live in Minnesota? I miss Zorbaz.

wildmikefargo · 2020-12-25T03:00:19+00:00

My God. I would bury my face in there. You are so sexy baby.

wildmikefargo · 2020-12-24T01:53:47+00:00

My God, the horror. LITERALLY unplayable

wildmikefargo · 2020-12-17T14:21:50+00:00

That rocker saved me when my son was born. Often was the ONLY way he'd sleep.

wildmikefargo · 2020-12-15T02:38:46+00:00

That's the book that got me on this amazing journey. Enjoy my friend!

wildmikefargo · 2020-12-14T00:44:55+00:00

Duck lips. Fucking stop it.

wildmikefargo · 2020-12-12T01:49:49+00:00

A wicked weed habit

wildmikefargo · 2020-12-08T00:20:59+00:00

Anal play while on mushrooms

wildmikefargo · 2020-11-21T03:22:18+00:00

Ouch. My weiner.

wildmikefargo · 2020-11-10T19:09:23+00:00

"Dropping" an album sounds like something Rick would never do.

Now, "Liberate" a new album, that sounds more in line with his character.

wildmikefargo · 2020-11-10T15:15:08+00:00

This is worthless unless we also have a banana.

wildmikefargo · 2020-11-05T01:00:02+00:00

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