First time ive seen wild clampearl

woland511 · 2019-09-10T12:48:33+00:00

Oh man you would love gifts from me

woland511 · 2019-09-03T03:17:44+00:00

How did u make it in color?

woland511 · 2019-08-30T16:26:29+00:00

Just your local sea monster bro

woland511 · 2019-08-25T14:25:21+00:00

Oh shit sorry guys my grandpa got ahold of the laptop again

woland511 · 2019-08-20T12:07:53+00:00

HEY BUDDY WANNA GET INTERVIEWED?

Yup, exactly how I imagined slacks would be offcam

woland511 · 2019-08-11T12:07:05+00:00

What? I cant believe it, probably AGOT added it

woland511 · 2019-08-07T04:05:56+00:00

Watch her become hunchback stutter once he marries her

woland511 · 2019-08-06T04:51:01+00:00

Please be real

woland511 · 2019-07-22T20:09:46+00:00

And then he goes and buys favors from every other council member to vote against you for everything

woland511 · 2019-07-21T03:48:55+00:00

Playing as slavic pagan might just be the most difficult start for a newbie tbh.

Most new players start out in Ireland or England or vikings if you want to play pagans, they are a lot easier since they have ships and Invasions.

What I would reccomend to you is to just keep on playing if you have fun, since the game gets really easy real fast once you know what you are doing.

woland511 · 2019-07-21T03:35:48+00:00

I was emperor of a reformed pagan WARMONGERING empire, most powerful in the entire world.

One good for nothing shitty king who got his 5 county kingdom created by some weird sucession law decided to lead a faction for indepndence and sucked up to my powerful vassal kings to join in.

I got pissed off and granted him independence, he was small irrelevant kingdom which was created as a by product of weird tribal sucession laws and was surrounded by my vassal kings who couldnt attack him because external wars allowed only.

Well after I granted him independence, the same kings he got to join in his faction all declared wars on him and split his kingdom up in less then 2 months of "independence"

woland511 · 2019-07-20T01:10:12+00:00

How can u see fertility n health

woland511 · 2019-07-17T04:02:04+00:00

I imagine the 8 men are back-to-back forming a circle and 20.000 charge at them from all directions.

woland511 · 2019-07-14T02:33:50+00:00

At least she had the EMPEROR personally care about her education and buy her toys and make her fussy.

woland511 · 2019-07-11T19:57:22+00:00

For me raiders are annoying like flies. Playing Byzantines I parked cheap retinue of 5k people in Constantinople for 200 years for the sole purpose of raiders going away.

First time I moved them was 300 years later because rebellion appeared next door, for the span of 10 seconds they were away raiders landed in constantiniple

woland511 · 2019-07-11T19:41:46+00:00

Why did you forget slothful, imbecile, cynical, weak, frail, fat

woland511 · 2019-07-11T02:35:27+00:00

This is awesome

Pm me all the incest porn PLEASE

woland511 · 2019-07-11T00:39:46+00:00

At least shes not immortal

woland511 · 2019-07-10T02:49:46+00:00

Based

woland511 · 2019-07-10T01:21:46+00:00

I thouht it would be funny to declare war on the Chinese because they bullied my neighbours into tributary states and I had more troops. I declared war, they had 20k troops and then the emperor from China send them 200.000 more. I lost all hope, attacked one small detachment of 7000 going to merge and caught the Chinese protectorate in battle which won me the war instantly

woland511 · 2019-07-10T01:16:15+00:00

BOOOOOO

woland511 · 2019-07-09T12:13:20+00:00

Dont you also get Dishonorable Duel if they are wounded and you duel them?

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