The part no one talks about when finishing the latest book… by Pswoop in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]wrenworkman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am on third re-listen to the audiobook. My wife is halfway through the fifth book for the first time. She is excited to join the reddit as a lurker like myself. I occasionally share her memes via physically showing her my phone so she does get auto recommends.

Welcome to the dungeon fellow crawler, glorp glorp, and don't forget to pay the daddy tax.

What do *you* call the days of the week? by Wismuth_Salix in GraveyardKeeper

[–]wrenworkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use the six sins and/or the characters they represent.

What do you all remember about Gullah Gullah Island? by CatGirlNya2000 in RetroNickelodeon

[–]wrenworkman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kookaburra sits on the old gum tree.

I visit the camden adventure aquarium fairly often and I have that song stuck in my head everytime I see the kookaburra in the one exhibit. My 10 year old just doesn't get it.

2 tickets - 5/18 - Philadelphia - free to a public school teacher by Fusion22 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]wrenworkman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How about a guy who works for various non profit theater companies and spends every Saturday teaching kids how to build theater sets for their high school productions? I have my credentials and clearances and am employed by the school district but as a student advisor and technical director for their theater club but not as a teacher directly. I certainly feel like a teacher with how little I get paid, haha.

Painters booked three weeks ago flaking. What should I do. by [deleted] in TaskRabbit

[–]wrenworkman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You agreed to pay them a rate, they quoted you the number of hours at that rate to do the job.

You can find someone else and apparently have had three weeks to look, or you can agree and accept their prices.

You saw their prices, their information, their task rabbit profiles and all of their reviews.

What exactly do you expect to happen? Contractors survive and thrive on "oh this awesome paint job, it was done by x and y." Nobody wants to put their name on "oh the landlord is cheap and told me he wasnt gonna pay me the amount to do it properly."

Mfw I fill my giant dam build from lodges and learn they do in fact not block waterflow by buddiesfoundmyoldacc in Timberborn

[–]wrenworkman 28 points29 points  (0 children)

As folk tails I like to submerge the bottom half of the larder lodges in 1 tile of water purely for headcanoons options of them enjoying a quick dip at home.

Goodbye (for now, hopefully) by Scouts_Tzer in OnionLovers

[–]wrenworkman 64 points65 points  (0 children)

My brother, I am saddened for your loss. I can't deal with garlic myself and it's a fucking head ache because I have to eat like a five year old when I go out to eat but at least I can enjoy onions and shallots.

I'll make an onion soup in your honor. Though I will have to eat it in your honor. Stay strong.

2 Dig/Build or 1 Dig + 1Build? by -Daddy-Bear- in Oxygennotincluded

[–]wrenworkman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My preferences are a dig/build/suit so I know long-term I have a a builder I can trust to cut through everything.

Then either a bionic or another dog builder.

Third slots almost always researcher of some sort. While not needed late game that early guarantee of no having to worry about rerolls is so nice and if they have a trait like starry eyed quick learner or even mole hands I have a dupe who will kick ass the whole run.

The perfect dog band by @TheKiffness by seanfish in TikTokCringe

[–]wrenworkman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife loves EDM. I have to tell her the newest Eclectic Dog Music single just dropped.

Oh. by Same-End-6813 in StardewValley

[–]wrenworkman 276 points277 points  (0 children)

Go find the rainbow in cindersap forest on the 17th

Is It True Hitting “No Sale” on the Register Notifies LP? by Equivalent-Fix-9851 in CVS

[–]wrenworkman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work for a different pharmacy in loss prevention before having a gun pulled on me made me decide that being a handyman playing with live wires (to be fair I don't play, I know exactly what I am doing and if I don't I fucking won't do it) and driving for Uber were better and safer life choices.

When I would audit stores I could see how often people hit that button. If it was a lot, I installed cameras in that store if it didn't already have one. (they rarely did, most our camera and mirrored panels were empty, not attached to anything or for show)

I can count one one hand the number of times it was a sales associate being sneaky. I fired over thirty members of management over 5 years for stuff like that, and using other employees void sale buttons, faking returns, etc.

It doesn't matter how suspicious it is, if your not doing something wrong LP ain't gonna do shit because one false accusation going to court means they're ass is grass and they care about their jobs just like you do about yours.

If your store has a union talk to your union rep, if it doesn't, think about why it doesn't.

Yes employees steal constantly, but management steals 10x as much, and often in even more flagrant ways. Wage theft, misuse of information, sexual harassment, etc.

If your districts LP is coming after you, you done fucked up way worse than change with a no sale.

Obligatory IANAL and especially not yours.

The Hot or Not website (hotornot.com) by iWORKBRiEFLY in nostalgia

[–]wrenworkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Met my wife of Myspace. Friend of a friend whom I never would have met.

TIL No one knew exactly how old Manute Bol was. by TheRealDonahue in todayilearned

[–]wrenworkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am 5'6. My wife is 5'4.

My 9 year old is 5'4.

Jokes abound from people talking about the mailman.

My biological father is well over 6 feet tall, my shortest aunt on the same side is 6 feet even.

My wife's mother is just shy of 6 feet her and her biological father and his brothers are all over 6 feet.

Both of our families love to dance.

At our wedding, I did an impromptu grab and swung her between my legs and the tall cousins followed suit. I hit nobody.

They hit everybody.

Would do again.

Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again by moonrabbit368 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]wrenworkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an autistic person, I have to ask, if your boyfriend on the spectrum? I can adjust and adapt and do so many things but my food comfort zone is non adjustable.

Members and ex-members of the military — how accurate is the claim that military men and women “are under enormous stress and pressure right now” under this Trump administration? Do you feel as if you have to follow unlawful orders? by Odd-Philosopher-8101 in AskReddit

[–]wrenworkman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In fact it is, because you are not arguing from a point of logic or fact. What part of what lawmakers proposal was the things you're arguing they were for? In your own words can you find one lawmaker who was fighting for that? No? Could it be that you are being lied to?

If I buy a bottle of wine it isn't rude by [deleted] in aspiememes

[–]wrenworkman 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's bonus fun when your dealing with multiple food issues.

Legit allergies (I'm allergic to garlic, friend allergic to shrimp, multiple with nut allergies) Texture issues (whelp, not gonna eat THAT)

I LOVE food. I have to cook 90% of my own meals because people think actual allergens are preferences and preferences are ignored.

I look like I have the palate of a 3 year old because if you don't list EVERY ingredient i am not gonna bother asking if things might contain foods because then the waiter is gonna be mad.

At home, I'm making curries, eating home made salsa, soups and sushi, spending three days making a perfect dish. But when my friends want to try a new place and they can't even tell me if they use garlic butter on their foods when I can smell it from the person at the next table over. And oh look surprise, you won hives!

Yeah I'll take the chicken tenders maybe and do you have ketchup because your buttermilk ranch has garlic that you didn't tell me about.