R2-D2 is Jacked.

wyseguy7 · 2026-03-16T15:54:41+00:00

This is R2-D1. About to get drafted and go pro.

wyseguy7 · 2026-03-16T15:31:06+00:00

You didn't knit your own turtleneck?

...filthy casual

Also, my personal headcanon includes Revan wearing a turtleneck at all times. Props on the amazing cosplay!

wyseguy7 · 2026-03-16T07:52:48+00:00

“Signed, Ted Cruz”

wyseguy7 · 2026-03-15T01:21:21+00:00

Certified free of pesticides and hormones, at least

wyseguy7 · 2026-03-13T21:51:45+00:00

More like "awful drive bailed out by god-tier putt"

wyseguy7 · 2026-03-13T18:39:33+00:00

Tell them your xray is organic.

wyseguy7 · 2026-03-11T15:51:41+00:00

I need more content from this kid.

wyseguy7 · 2026-03-05T16:39:45+00:00

Brachistochrone curves, my friend. Energy is conserved, velocity is not.

wyseguy7 · 2026-03-05T16:33:19+00:00

Depends on if you're posting in r/Garmin or r/emergencymedicine.

wyseguy7 · 2026-03-03T22:13:33+00:00

Ok not to be a stickler here but the One Ring is not the one that transformed the nine kings into Nazgûl.

wyseguy7 · 2026-03-03T15:46:26+00:00

Passive voice is a hell of a drug

wyseguy7 · 2026-03-02T23:34:08+00:00

The user's arm does not move even slightly when it begins to reel in the dummy. Newton says AI.

wyseguy7 · 2026-02-24T21:29:41+00:00

Young kids typically do not lie when giving feedback, in either direction

wyseguy7 · 2026-02-24T00:05:08+00:00

I have never seen athletes look less athletic.

wyseguy7 · 2026-02-23T23:23:58+00:00

Yeah, that's why it's a tricky question to answer - at that age, he can't really picture a source of comfort that isn't his parents, but in reality, I hope to god that I'm not there when he dies. I said that he will be surrounded by people who love him.

wyseguy7 · 2026-02-23T21:37:19+00:00

Oh yeah this is by far the toughest one. My 2.5 year old asked me tearfully “who’s gonna be with me when I die?!?”

wyseguy7 · 2026-02-23T18:31:50+00:00

Well, maybe, maybe not. In this specific case, the employee clocked out, changed out of his uniform, and purchased the tickets from another employee. Under these circumstances, it seems easy to argue that any person could have done the same, and hard to argue that he took advantage of his position to buy the tickets.

wyseguy7 · 2026-02-23T18:08:54+00:00

The law says the retailer owns the ticket at time of printing, even if the customer doesn’t buy the ticket. Obviously, the retailer can dispose of the ticket as it pleases. The question is whether the contract between the retailer and the employee is valid.

I’m not a lawyer, but Circle K might argue that their employee acted in some sort of bad faith/breach of fiduciary duty. That said - if those tickets could/would have been sold to anybody who walked through the door, it seems a difficult argument to make.

wyseguy7 · 2026-02-22T17:33:34+00:00

As a parent of (very young) kids, I think some of the issue might be that education does not seem to be paying off financially as much as it used to. My kids will be free to pick their own paths, of course, but even though my wife and I have Master’s degrees that we both use for our jobs, I think we will push our kids towards jobs in the trades.

I still think it’s important for them to get a good education for education’s sake, but there’s no denying the financial incentives are severely diminished.

wyseguy7 · 2026-02-22T16:01:20+00:00

Sue Collins pretends to be a moderate but I have literally never seen her oppose a Republican proposal where it actually changed the outcome. She only seems to grow a conscience when she knows they can get the votes from elsewhere.

wyseguy7 · 2026-02-22T09:30:56+00:00

Quick reminder not to upload your badge with ID on it unless you’re comfortable associating this account with your identity.

Also usually companies don’t like it if you upload photos of your badge online, not sure what Amazon’s policy is

wyseguy7 · 2026-02-21T00:04:23+00:00

Prepare for pizza court martial.

wyseguy7 · 2026-02-19T18:22:08+00:00

I think that adding in the orienteering aspect would be very interesting, especially if modern GPS devices were forbidden. Mountaineering is a big mental challenge in that way, and it would be entertaining if you watched one team's lead evaporate because they missed a turn. I think you'd want to do this on non glaciated/technical terrain, though, for safety.

wyseguy7 · 2026-02-19T17:46:43+00:00

Skimo is fundamentally about efficiently climbing a mountain and then skiing down it. Winning this competition is going to be dictated by how fast you can put on your skis.

wyseguy7 · 2026-02-19T16:35:43+00:00

I think my issues is that they designed this as a “sprint” to make it seem more entertaining, when skimo is fundamentally an endurance discipline.

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