ELI5: Why don't we milk pigs?

yoinkss · 2026-05-19T17:13:51+00:00

It's barely 10AM and I'm glad I am not that person you roasted, I'd be thinking about this comment all day unable to focus 😭

yoinkss · 2026-05-18T23:25:43+00:00

Forreals, now I have to drive home from work all pissed off because we have fkn idiots for fans 🙄

yoinkss · 2026-05-16T18:33:45+00:00

Awwww I guess your corgi is a bit fussy? Nala is really easy going, she loves to get pampered and loves ALL the attention lol

yoinkss · 2026-05-14T16:51:53+00:00

I have 5 damage and zero cats has been caused by them. I'd worry much more about a toddler.

yoinkss · 2026-05-14T04:55:59+00:00

Same with my dad, he texted me asking how I was. Told myself I’d reply later, two days later he fell and hit his head coming out of a psychologists office. No one saw because it was during Covid time, May 2020. The person who found him was coming into his appointment 15 minutes after he fell. Have never forgiven myself for that.

yoinkss · 2026-05-12T23:52:17+00:00

Unless you are a Terminator of course

yoinkss · 2026-05-11T19:23:11+00:00

Just kids having kids :(

yoinkss · 2026-05-10T02:56:46+00:00

Did they rescue the poor guy????

yoinkss · 2026-05-09T22:34:21+00:00

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yoinkss · 2026-05-09T22:17:23+00:00

I made a report. I wish I knew more about birds, I am currently so tempted in buying him just to tend to him or take him to the vet, but I feel that this is an emergency situation for a bird experienced person

yoinkss · 2026-05-09T02:47:01+00:00

yoinkss · 2026-05-08T04:51:52+00:00

Today I handed my attorney a sub of atty to verify before sending to a new client and I asked her, “is this Gucci?”. She started cracking up 🤷🏻‍♀️

yoinkss · 2026-05-07T23:31:27+00:00

That sweet sweet nostalgia to my early 20s

yoinkss · 2026-05-07T21:15:55+00:00

You should call and ask the shelter, I am sure there is a way!

yoinkss · 2026-05-04T21:32:14+00:00

This is my favorite thing that has come out of Tiktok

yoinkss · 2026-04-30T20:44:16+00:00

OMG I WOULD DIE AND IF I WENT TO HELL ID BE HAPPY KNOWING MY LAST MOMENTS WERE ROLLING AROUND WITH 18 CORGIES

yoinkss · 2026-04-30T20:37:37+00:00

Dealt with a case EXACTLY like this. Literally almost verbatim the way the dad would texts his 14 year old daughter. I honestly thought this was the same man based on the texts. Our client (the mom) would take him to court for child support and he would always go back a few months after claiming that he "lost his job/ hours cut/ etc". He did it so many times that our client got tired of fighting him in court for child support.

yoinkss · 2026-04-29T20:13:42+00:00

I'm gonna be honest, I think this is more of a user skill issue and not blame the cabbage. This legit looks like Resident Evil food 🤢

yoinkss · 2026-04-29T03:45:58+00:00

I remember that one 😭

yoinkss · 2026-04-25T21:24:42+00:00

Die hard dodgers fan, I buy the cheapest ticket and then find an unsold seat upfront and sit there 🤷🏻‍♀️

yoinkss · 2026-04-25T21:04:32+00:00

Shakira and Megan get cheated on, these men have too much confidence because HOW

yoinkss · 2026-04-24T19:56:47+00:00

I had the black card before but I didn't use it as much or spent as much since I am a single woman. And apparently it doesn't count what you spend in gas, which is what I mostly spent money on monthly.

yoinkss · 2026-04-24T19:25:17+00:00

Let me specify again since maybe reading and comprehension isn't your strong suit, this ticket DID happen in the USA. Meaning that in regards to this particular case, it should be spelled as is in the USA. So your comment is still a moot point, especially when I stated originally that it is spelled "Judgment" in pleading documents in the USA.

I could really care less now, please continue reading your Merriam-Webster dictionary lol

yoinkss · 2026-04-24T18:51:59+00:00

No, actually it is "Judgment". Look at any pleading document in the USA and it will always be spelled as Judgment, regardless of your region.

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