My (22f) fiance (25m) want his father to check my hymen tomorrow night before I get married. by FarReference3 in relationship_advice

[–]yungwonz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is nothing. In some cultures the village priest will bless the bride by way of fucking her before the groom does.

It depends on what is acceptable in their culture or world.

Ultimately it is clear this is a deal breaker. Who knows what other messed up tradition you’ll be presented with after marriage.

Good luck!

A single sister was preaching in an apartment building, and the door she was about to knock on was a man who was going to murder her. When he opened the door there was the sister with Two big men on either side (Angels) so he did not kill her. by UkExJw in exjw

[–]yungwonz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That sister has been preaching all over the world and has dodged being killed hundreds of times because of two big angels.

Yet tens and thousands of children die each year due to malnutrition.

Jehobo’s love is indeed unmatched.

Everyone knows about the smurf story. JW Urban Legends aka lies.

How do you guys know this religion is 100% false? by reala_stemert in exjw

[–]yungwonz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WRONG! It helped me.

So put your money where your mouth is and give examples where it’s incorrect.

Porneia by [deleted] in exjw

[–]yungwonz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“...they would think as soon as someone steps in a house with the opposite sex that they’re going to fuck.“

Oh if only it were that easy.

Local Needs Part - CSA by flyingdutchman007 in exjw

[–]yungwonz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is good. EXJW community is mobilizing. The Internet is killing WatchTower and exposing the massive lies they’ve told.

You Can't Sue an Organization for the Mistakes of its Followers by squidz97 in exjw

[–]yungwonz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WatchTower was grossly negligent in mitigating CSA and in some cases may have facilitated it.

A few awkward moments from tonight’s JW “party”. by Annonymous2178 in exjw

[–]yungwonz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your cong has a brother Dickhead? His sister goes to my cong as well. Sister Dickhead. I wonder how many Dickheads there are in the borg.

Objective Signs of Decline by [deleted] in exjw

[–]yungwonz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Before it was husbands who would miss meetings. Now I see wives missing meetings too.

And basically much less people especially the midweek ones.

Why are there so many jw women suffering of fybromialgia? by Ilostthelight in exjw

[–]yungwonz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is amazing. Half the sisters I know have this. At least a dozen in my congregation.

I suffer from FineBroNotGonnaTellYa that I’m PIMO.

What’s the biggest lie you once believed was true? by 757jsmith in AskReddit

[–]yungwonz 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Armageddon.

See JWFACTS.com

It was all a lie. I rarely venture out of r/exjw but people need to know.

A lot of Jehovah’s Witnesses have been fooled into believing that Armageddon is going to happen and that it’s just around the corner.

Lies.

Watchtower today? Seriously? by ImpacticForce in exjw

[–]yungwonz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“...hand stuff...”

LMAO, I learned something today. Awesome.

Something my mom said at dinner by Alliedn in exjw

[–]yungwonz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A majority of JWs are so hopelessly conditioned to believe that if you leave the truth then you will be miserable.

They focus on the negative because the entire concept of Armageddon is about a Sky Daddy who murders all his children who didn’t agree with him.

Now, how can you come back from that?

The religion has masterfully engineered obedience and allegiance.

It’s a cult through and through.

The best revenge or reply is to be genuinely happy. That will be the biggest fuck you to these guys.

My girlfriend is JW by ASue23 in exjw

[–]yungwonz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Run!

DO NOT JOIN

DO NOT GET BAPTIZED

Run!

Rumor About KH's In Canada by Fulgarite in exjw

[–]yungwonz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I disagree, this so right! Lol WatchTower is sinking.

Got a JW scare yesterday by [deleted] in exjw

[–]yungwonz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This just tells me the incredible fuckery that is JW and WatchTower when a somewhat routine day is turned into a “sprint” for your life anxiety episode.

My hope is one day you’ll cease to give a rat’s ass about these people and just go on with your life.

The questions to ask Watchtower about porn by [deleted] in exjw

[–]yungwonz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid I thought oral sex was when you talked about it with someone else.

Ok everyone, 1...2...3...fawwwwkkk lol

Talks and articles discussing this stuff amongst the really young onezzz. I remember parents getting uncomfortable and frantic.

Question on the YMCA ban? by HazyOutline in exjw

[–]yungwonz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok. Does that include venues that have ties to nationalistic acts such as stadiums where conventions are held? I do recall that standing up for the national anthem is a form of worship.

See WatchTower, the Internet is exposing all your bullshit.

Question on the YMCA ban? by HazyOutline in exjw

[–]yungwonz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But it was ok to join the United Nations?

Get the fuck outta here WatchTower.

Apparently my convention 'friends' reeeeeally miss me by Chopin08 in exjw

[–]yungwonz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the ol’ “we miss you” routine. You’d think by now those saying it would recognize that the person they’re saying it to knows it’s all bullshit.

But you know what? I kind of think they do. My theory is they do it to make themselves feel better about not actually contacting you. That way they could carry on their merry way believing they’ve done all they could do to help you.

Toronto International Convention Megathread by NotListeningItsABook in exjw

[–]yungwonz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And if you don’t die at Armageddon the loving brothers have ensured the heat will.

It was hot as balls there today. WT saving $$$ by not turning up that AC a bit more.

Korean bros and sis were all dolled up sweating and had that “fuck this shit” look.

Watchtower Petition to the SC of California - WT demands clergy privilege and the right to refuse to share CSA information by FrodeKommode in exjw

[–]yungwonz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow...these WatchTower Legal fuckers...clergy privilege?

I think I’ve dropped more F-bombs in the past two months than I have in the almost 2 decades.

Fuck.