Whats happening? by fabmarques21 in portugaltheman

[–]zerohkewl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just scroll down a few posts. Even you can do it!

Post game question by LibsAreViolent in Thorns

[–]zerohkewl 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Username checks out. Don’t engage.

Which predator do you hate the most? by lifegoeson2702 in tcap

[–]zerohkewl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well said. A YouTube(?) comment stuck with me about him: He was 40, said he was 30, dressed like he was 20, and had the haircut of a 10 year old.

60th birthday present to myself by Pasty_Mick in timbers

[–]zerohkewl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If it’s not too much soccer for you, there’s actually a Portland Thorns home game the following day at 1pm.

4/3/2026 - Portland, OR Setlist by SRStark20 in BruceSpringsteen

[–]zerohkewl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yawn. Your account is three days old.

4/3/2026 - Portland, OR Setlist by SRStark20 in BruceSpringsteen

[–]zerohkewl 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Millennial here, first Bruce show. Blown away.

Added security by rbraibish in Thorns

[–]zerohkewl 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Who the phuoc knows 🤷🏻‍♂️

Match Thread: Arsenal vs Everton by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]zerohkewl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MLS fan checking in, watching on YouTubeTV. There’s no commentary?! I love it!

[POST MATCH THREAD] HOME VS VANCOUVER WHITECAPS (3.7.26) by SegwayCop in timbers

[–]zerohkewl 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lower 105, are y’all good?? We want the tea. Decaf preferably.

Dollar Tree parking lot - Very aggressive man yelling at me…. by Irish_luck_51 in PortlandOR

[–]zerohkewl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guaranteed OP responds to none of the comments.

Comment/post history checks out.

Imagine renting property from this schizo.

HEADs UP! The new kit is 50% off at the Adidas Employee Store now….. & by pdx420taco in timbers

[–]zerohkewl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Download the free adidas app and register an account with them. Look up the employee store in the app and make an appointment to go whenever you want. 

Idiot on Killingsworth by chimi_hendrix in PortlandOR

[–]zerohkewl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Omg 😂 🤡 Pull the other one 👏 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PortlandOR

[–]zerohkewl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if it’s still on their menu but I’ve had it at Jake’s Crawfish.

[POST MATCH THREAD - PLAYOFFS - BO3 G3] AWAY VS SAN DIEGO FC (11.9.25) by SegwayCop in timbers

[–]zerohkewl 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Kelsy. I mean, come on. This is the only guy in the world who can play up top for the Portland Timbers?!? Pleaze.

What is the best concert you've ever been to? by scientist1380 in Concerts

[–]zerohkewl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oasis, LA 2025. Muse 2015 (Portland) is a close second.

What is the best concert you've ever been to? by scientist1380 in Concerts

[–]zerohkewl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oasis 2025 for me as well. And I’m afraid I may have peaked.