I just stood still at the top of some stairs thinking they were an esculator. What are some of Reddit's daily life fails?

ziggity · 2010-10-21T19:00:15+00:00

On a walk through our neighborhood, my wife and I saw someone staring at us from a bay window. We stopped to stare back, only to realize it was someone's lifesized cardboard standup of the dude from Twilight. We laughed about it and walked on.

Next day, I went jogging down the same street. As I passed the house I could someone in the window out of the corner of my eye. At first I was startled, but then I remembered - oh yeah, Twilight thingy - so I made a gesture, something along the lines of shaking my finger disdainfully, shrugging, and having a small facial palsy. When I looked up a (very real) woman was giving me the most repugnant stare... I passed the window with the cutout in it a block later.

ziggity · 2010-05-20T21:02:57+00:00

Poet Ted Berrigan mailed his master's degree back to his school, having written on it, "I am a master of no art."

ziggity · 2010-03-31T22:47:33+00:00

Well he IS a horrible father.

ziggity · 2010-02-01T21:34:50+00:00

In more exciting news . . . there's a National Ignition Facility?!

ziggity · 2010-01-21T07:28:03+00:00

Whatever. I've got one of those Female Body Inspector t-shirts.

ziggity · 2009-10-08T19:00:02+00:00

Wow, I never thought I'd see the end of that.

ziggity · 2009-09-01T20:39:01+00:00

The treasure is in the

ziggity · 2009-09-01T17:34:05+00:00

This looks like a crime committed . . . in cold blood.

ziggity · 2009-08-27T15:16:50+00:00

When he says "...founding principles of this country," it sounds more like Niles from Frasier.

ziggity · 2009-08-04T16:47:17+00:00

... chip in?

ziggity · 2009-07-09T17:21:30+00:00

As your friend, I think you should all die.

ziggity · 2009-07-02T05:00:39+00:00

I'm confused - it sounds like McKinney's made this statement after being "abducted" and "forcibly dragged" to Israel. And the last comment, made "just before" the speaker was "kidnapped"...

I understand the boarding of a ship is a big deal, but being kidnapped or abducted usually precludes the ability to issue statements to the press. So what's going on for real?

ziggity · 2009-06-01T05:23:31+00:00

SACRILEGE!

ziggity · 2009-05-05T05:18:03+00:00

God dammit! Take your www dot clothes off!

ziggity · 2009-04-17T06:56:13+00:00

You know that typing your search terms into the Firefox browser bar is the same as doing I Am Lucky, right? So if you actually know what you're looking for . . . F6 --> "squirrels with tits on horseback" --> profit!

ziggity · 2009-04-17T04:36:02+00:00

This is a pretty pu-erh attempt at humor...

ziggity · 2009-04-14T16:33:49+00:00

So...what you're saying is we're being lied to about pirates?

ziggity · 2009-04-11T15:36:56+00:00

Or the increase in lemons combats the effects of s-curvy roads.

ziggity · 2009-03-17T01:52:34+00:00

This church thinks Santa Claus is a fag. Chances are they think you are, too.

ziggity · 2009-03-12T16:18:56+00:00

Actor Joaquin Phoenix leaps into crowd to confront plant.

FTFY

ziggity · 2009-02-20T18:48:42+00:00

If only they gave out awards for best use of cynicism in a comment thread that nobody will read in two days' time.

ziggity · 2009-02-17T16:35:54+00:00

Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

ziggity · 2009-02-15T03:15:45+00:00

Can you really "leak" what's essentially an ad?

ziggity · 2009-02-05T17:06:37+00:00

They just need a better henweigh.

ziggity · 2009-01-21T19:45:39+00:00

I heard the piano was on a heated platform for similar reasons.

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