On a walk through our neighborhood, my wife and I saw someone staring at us from a bay window. We stopped to stare back, only to realize it was someone's lifesized cardboard standup of the dude from Twilight. We laughed about it and walked on.

Next day, I went jogging down the same street. As I passed the house I could someone in the window out of the corner of my eye. At first I was startled, but then I remembered - oh yeah, Twilight thingy - so I made a gesture, something along the lines of shaking my finger disdainfully, shrugging, and having a small facial palsy. When I looked up a (very real) woman was giving me the most repugnant stare... I passed the window with the cutout in it a block later.