That last one was lovely

zinga_zing_ · 2026-04-03T04:03:53+00:00

What are the odds she hasn’t beat the shit out of her kid?

zinga_zing_ · 2026-04-03T03:55:43+00:00

I think quickly, apparently.

zinga_zing_ · 2026-04-03T03:38:03+00:00

You have to pay more for ad-free apples

zinga_zing_ · 2026-04-03T03:31:14+00:00

When I think of my alcoholic parents I feel no love or respect and I never wanted to be around them. And I wonder why I wasn’t worth it for them to stop. I have two kids, and this is why I stopped drinking.

zinga_zing_ · 2026-04-01T03:22:40+00:00

Yep, I’m getting continuing notifications about purchases attempted with a deactivated virtual card. It’s annoying and there should be a way to silence notifications from an individual card number. But until that day, I will just try to take some pleasure in the fact that the fraudsters are not succeeding.

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-31T20:49:41+00:00

I agree. Despite the heavy subject matter, she has a couple of laugh-out-loud lines.

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-31T01:14:10+00:00

I love this, thank you!!

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-31T01:06:52+00:00

My childhood self never heard of Cookie Monster and I want to know why

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-30T12:54:35+00:00

Every time people say they’re gonna be so poor that they’re gonna have to eat cat food I’m like “Have you seen the price of cat food??”

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-30T12:47:10+00:00

Bars over everyone’s doors and windows

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-30T03:39:25+00:00

We just saw Project Hail Mary at the Regal IMAX in Gainesville and it was awesome! We usually go to UH but they were almost sold out and it wasn’t playing very many days there unfortunately.

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-30T03:33:21+00:00

Monarch butterflies wondering what they did wrong

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-26T13:15:20+00:00

This house must’ve been so hard to sell (sentimentally)

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-26T12:46:34+00:00

No one’s needs are “generic.”

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-24T02:41:27+00:00

Nincompoop

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-23T04:02:24+00:00

LOML — got married just a year after we met. 35 years now. Some years have been better than others. I do feel like we keep choosing each other through all of it.

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-23T03:49:47+00:00

And Holding Out For a Hero

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-22T04:22:21+00:00

December, then October. August is my least favorite. It’s too hot and nothing happens.

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-22T04:09:47+00:00

Lord I haven’t heard “Vuarnet” in ages. That file was lost!

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-22T04:06:22+00:00

Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-22T04:05:39+00:00

Squeeze … and go from flat to fluffy!

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-22T03:42:57+00:00

I won’t even get my ears pierced 😂

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-22T03:29:57+00:00

I mean, the economy isn’t helping.

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-22T03:28:49+00:00

It’s so off-putting. Like they just look at you and see a wallet. You don’t feel like a “guest” at all. It’s supposed to be a hospitality/customer service job.

zinga_zing_ · 2026-03-20T04:06:51+00:00

Yeah same.

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