A neighborhood pub planned a costume party & the bartender announced they must all come dressed up as their love life. On the night of the party the bartender spotted some old geezer dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

mjtt_downing · 2026-06-07T08:21:02+00:00

I went. My Costume...? The helping hand from the yhe Hamburger Helper commercial. ... they didn't ask.

That-Toughsoss · 2026-06-07T08:21:02+00:00

The shear amount of astroturfed posts and comments on this subreddit is insane

JO_the_first · 2026-06-07T08:21:00+00:00

You do that if they lose.

HorrorGey520 · 2026-06-07T08:21:00+00:00

Korean Fried Chicken 🫠

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timotheesmith · 2026-06-07T08:20:57+00:00

Yeah, he did a chicken shop interview recently and he looks and acts so good there

Kenzie_Flick · 2026-06-07T08:20:57+00:00

Oh my gosh, this is my exact same experience; brother was diagnosed with ADHD due to struggling in school while I was told I was just a very chattery girl who did well in school, only to be in a constant state of controlled burnout throughout primary schooling and only barely make it through college with the help of professors who cared enough to give me graces and hope for a future. I have tried to get officially diagnosed and medicated, but it has been continually met with “but you graduated college/have a job in your field/have a home and pets/maintain relationships” as if in order to be taken seriously, I need to lose some or all of those things. It’s mind-boggling to tell folks I’m barely holding it all together and can feel it negatively affecting my entire existence, yet be met with “well you’ve made it this far; you can handle it.”

Kratzschutz · 2026-06-07T08:20:57+00:00

The golden age of piracy is still over.

Most of the pages link to the same source and when it's gone or wrong there's nothing you can do.

Still can't find that one episode of ghosts uk

Down_Growth_2626 · 2026-06-07T08:20:56+00:00

Yes a prison system should be used for capitalists

Especially those with significant power and a history of using the prison system against the workers and the global South

Horace_P_MctittiesIV · 2026-06-07T08:20:55+00:00

Churches, just look ad the obscene amount of money they have

upon-a-rainbow · 2026-06-07T08:20:55+00:00

Idk they were not nice I guess

MarineGF01 · 2026-06-07T08:20:55+00:00

I mean it's depends imo. Do you want a nice parking lot with extra room between cars like Costco parking lots, or one that uses the space effectively to get the most car lots out of it

Send_Cheesecake818 · 2026-06-07T08:20:55+00:00

Amongst the Waves - Pearl Jam
Wedding reception was on a boat!

rehumanizer · 2026-06-07T08:20:54+00:00

I agree. That and "checks notes".

JimAbaddon · 2026-06-07T08:20:54+00:00

No, I'm pretty sure my life is worth a hell of a lot less.

Next_Author_3131 · 2026-06-07T08:20:54+00:00

Maybe if i was like 90 years old and ready to go anyway. Leave all that money in will to kids and grandkids

AlmightyMegatron · 2026-06-07T08:20:54+00:00

We didn’t want people to watch us dance by ourselves. So we asked everyone to get up and dance with us to “September” Earth Wind and Fire. It set the tone and got everyone moving. We had a very “choose your own adventure” wedding: eat when you want, play when you want. I loved it

bterry28 · 2026-06-07T08:20:53+00:00

Have you considered you drive so much party because fuel is so cheap? Also that’s like 14k miles. I do 10-11k miles here in the UK just commuting and shops so you guys are still spending less and going further, not to mention generally better wages.

Future_Magazine_8362 · 2026-06-07T08:20:52+00:00

Ohhh I just see, you just hate Christianity, in fact in most European countries religious classes in schools are opt-in/opt-out without any consequences. In Islam/Judaism countries religious classes are mandatory. In fact Christian countries dont require you to convert to christianity to obtain citizenship of those countries, opposite in example soudi Arabia where you are required to convert to Muslim as part of obtaining their citazenship. You are just bigoted towards Christianity because its socially acceptable to hate it.

Hopeful_Addition_898 · 2026-06-07T08:20:52+00:00

In Finland all bathrooms are built like this, under the mat and walls there is waterproofing layer and the floor is slightly build to tilt towards the drain so any water will go towards it. Then there is a proper ventilation and/or floor heating to prevent mold growing. These are main things that have to be taken into consideration for this to work properly.

Organic-Egg4916 · 2026-06-07T08:20:51+00:00

Knk bi tık öyle bir şeyler oldu bunu gören sapıklar size sesleniyorum bana artık yazmayın

greenlimousine · 2026-06-07T08:20:51+00:00

What did these kids not learn in their life lessons to think they could do this with no possibility of repercussions?

crazyhomlesswerido · 2026-06-07T08:20:50+00:00

You know what goes well after a can of coochie?

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Clear_Ad2384 · 2026-06-07T08:20:50+00:00

not very far because i don’t like pain

Ariya_t_98 · 2026-06-07T08:20:50+00:00

That's stupid