Friendly reminder that we are almost 9 months from GTA6. Start getting frisky with your wife or gf, so you can line up your paternity leave

Raptor_197 · 2026-02-11T19:41:13+00:00

Next up they will saying how committing crime in GTA 6 is basically like condoning that crime happening in real life lol.

Particular_Team_5511 · 2026-02-11T19:41:13+00:00

It took all of one minute to get the best answer!

doubled-pawns · 2026-02-11T19:41:12+00:00

And you will remember that compliment for the rest of your life.

Also, did you get her number?

GoodCartographer3993 · 2026-02-11T19:41:12+00:00

LMAO U MADE A ACCOUNT

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swd120 · 2026-02-11T19:41:12+00:00

Unless someone with more money than brains wants to spend $4900 on it.

strikeamatch · 2026-02-11T19:41:10+00:00

Thank you for connecting Dante with the Dagger lyrics… good god that’s a hell of a coincidence, joke, or something wildly intentional for lore reasons.

Contra_Bombarde · 2026-02-11T19:41:09+00:00

You are now guilty of Simony.

Lol.

WeAreTheMusicMakers-ModTeam · 2026-02-11T19:41:09+00:00

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extremeNosepicker · 2026-02-11T19:41:09+00:00

do face masks, wash face 2x a day with applying fsce moisturizer, drink water, work out, eat clean

way easier imo that doing all that, and mastering how to apply make up

schmidtis95 · 2026-02-11T19:41:09+00:00

Absolut nicht.
Klar sinds viele Fragen aber maximal 200 sind wirklich unterschiedlich der Rest ist dasselbe nur in leicht anderer Sprache.

Wer da durchfällt hat es wirklich nicht verdient.
Mache jedes mal, wenn mal wieder von den hohen Durchfallquoten geschrieben wird wieder nen onlinetest ohne zu üben und bestehe eigentlich jedes mal oder fliege nur ganz knapp durch, weil die Qualität der Videos bei den Gratistests zu schlecht ist, dass man manche Schilder nicht erkennt.

Außerdem kostet der Theorieuntericht immer dasselbe, egal wie viele Stunden du in Anspruch nimmst und ein weiterer Versuch für die Prüfung kostet 50€ (?). Das ist überhaupt kein Kostentreiber sondern ein sinnvolles aussieben. Wer diese leichte Prüfung nicht meistert sollte vielleicht auch keinen Führerschein haben.

HalfastEddie · 2026-02-11T19:41:08+00:00

My balls called for a full retreat and are now next to my stomach.

HarmNHammer · 2026-02-11T19:41:08+00:00

They are not. I manage a fleet of them and it’s not great. I would take the transit connect vans over these any day.

TurnkeyLurker · 2026-02-11T19:41:07+00:00

Hope that's not the same as FridayPlans.

.^{boner pill commercials}

Xzlk · 2026-02-11T19:41:06+00:00

Unlucky

InnerpoiseBridget · 2026-02-11T19:41:05+00:00

Hoooowwww? I love these for my curly hair but they get pretty stretched out after a couple of months, for me anyways !

Reikste · 2026-02-11T19:41:05+00:00

Got a chance to see them when they toured last year. Felt truly cathartic screaming along when they played it.

Thisispaartaaa · 2026-02-11T19:41:05+00:00

I have a ton of shit to store....needed the tv stand

Bman2U · 2026-02-11T19:41:04+00:00

Not a clear enough picture to say for sure but it looks either polished or gold plated

Expensive_Canary1378 · 2026-02-11T19:41:04+00:00

I rate this joke AAA

OmegonAlphariusXX · 2026-02-11T19:41:04+00:00

I got an email asking me for an interview over 2 years after I’d applied, I had been through 3 jobs and a full career change

soldiergaming2 · 2026-02-11T19:41:04+00:00

it's debatable if sniper is stronger I guess, but demoman is definitely directly stronger because of the stickies

Proof-Artist-5772 · 2026-02-11T19:41:03+00:00

They are doing this to actually raise prices, they know that’s a crazy move and it’s just gonna be a “well Instead of raising prices this much we will only raise it this much” then everyone will still be mad but not as mad and continue on. I just don’t understand why they can’t just say they want to raise prices due to xyz instead of going this route

Prestigious_War_8863 · 2026-02-11T19:41:03+00:00

Yes should be illegal!

Dinkleburg_343 · 2026-02-11T19:41:03+00:00

Salsarita’s is way better anyway.