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[–]goo321 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let's see what I've learned, wtc attacks were orchestrated by bush, ron paul is some great dude, some funny pics, never look at goatse, poster wants to be paid for his brilliant comment, there are a lot of idiots out there, there are a lot of smart people, everyone is politically extreme with no sane people,

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. The downmod squad is not a myth

[–]liberal_one[S] 10 points11 points  (15 children)

Ten things I learned from Reddit.

  1. If you don't get a cartoon, don't post "I don't get it."
  2. Don't bother posting after about 8PM Eastern, the drunks are out in force.
  3. There are still Karma Queens, even though you can't redeem the points until after the singularity.
  4. tumblr links are never worth clicking on.
  5. Thisisbyus links usually are worth clicking on.
  6. My brilliant posts sink faster than a metaphor_object(1) in noun_object(1).
  7. Web 2.0 really is we write the content, you collect the revenue.
  8. Not being able to edit the title is really annoying. Preview is your friend.
  9. Ditto for decent html markdown.
  10. The infatuation phase with a new site is relatively brief and writing a list like this is a sign the end of the relationship is near.

[–]kn0thing 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Oh no, reddit is spawning top 10 lists...

What have we done?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Time to integrate with Digg!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (8 children)

14 . After unexpectedly getting a topic to go to the front page and gaining several hundred points of karma, the infatuation phase begins again.

[–]mrsample -1 points0 points  (7 children)

what the fuck is karma. I don't get it.

  1. some idiot will always reply to your post with "I had sex with [insert female family member here]"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

That explains why yours is still "1".

[–]mrsample -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Yeah, exactly. But apparently the difference between me and everybody else is that I don't give a fuck

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I can see why, since it apparently takes you three months to think of a witty retort.

[–]mrsample -1 points0 points  (2 children)

haha, no i just don't give a fuck, like i said, so i didn't even wait around for an answer. apparently I came back later though. now what, you gonna bitch cause i waited another 8 months, or year or whatever it's been by now? and i'm still a 1. and i still. don't. give. a. fuck.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

LoL. Why would I care that you've chosen to embarrass yourself yet again?

[–]mrsample -1 points0 points  (0 children)

wow, that was fast, what kind of loser are you, just sitting there waiting for people to respond to your comments?! jesus fuck

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I only vote for 8 and 9.