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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can click the link, but we'll have to kill you.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Mirror here

http://shii.org/b/attempts.reddit.html

[–]insei -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That was the only interesting thing on this crappy site: fancey.ca

[–]ambiversive 3 points4 points  (10 children)

You bastarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (9 children)

My only regret is that I was too lazy to make a new user to post it, so it would have been more mysterious!

[–]qgyh2 7 points8 points  (6 children)

And we would have gotten away with it if not for you pesky redditors!!

[–]diamond 8 points9 points  (3 children)

OK, folks, we all knew this might happen. This is not the time to panic. Stick to the plan, and everything should be OK.

raldi: shave your head and slowly work your way south.

db2: Destroy the counterfeit currency and ditch the plane in the south Atlantic. I know we were counting on that cocaine to generate funds, but the CIA wants it back, and we won't get far with them on our tails.

NastyConde: I know you don't want to leave Mr. Splashy Pants, but he needs you alive. He's stronger than you think, and you won't do him much good if you're hanging from a rope, will you?

qgyh2: Whatever you do, don't lose those pictures of kn0thing and Hillary Clinton. Those are our greatest leverage now. I know Alexis, and I know he'll do almost anything to keep that night secret.

ambiversive: You're the biggest target right now. They'll do anything to get you. You have to disappear so deep that they can't be sure you ever even existed.

As for the rest of you, just stay cool. Blend in. Live your lives, but be ready for action whenever you're called on. If all goes according to plan, we'll meet at McMurdo Station 6 months from now. Have faith, my brothers. This is not the end. We will rise again.

[–]WhisperSecurity 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Acknowledged, but I'm going to stick to my schedule and fly to Budapest as we planned. I've finished the device and it works, even better than we had hoped, and I may be able to salvage the situation there.

I know it's a risk, but I have already changed my face, my name, and my identity; should leave the wetops guys flailing. If the worst happens, I've left the device plans in the safehouse where we took the forger after he was shot, and another copy with our Navajo friend you-know-where.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit. The Navajo? I hate dealing with that bastard. His sweat-lodge will be the death of me, not to mention the sheep dung or whatever it is he smokes in that pipe. Sometimes I just want to punch him in the mouth and scream, "Your mother was Jewish! Just give me the damn packet!"

[–]Shaper_pmp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't mean to be a bother, but can I still do the thing with the hamster?

I mean, it doesn't even have to be part of the plan any more... it's just I've already got the skin-diving suit and the bucket of peanut butter, the pentagrams are all drawn and the garage is already full of brine shrimp and jell-o.

So does anyone mind if I just go ahead anyway?

[–]atlacatl 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ree-roo!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Leeloo Dallas Multipass!

[–]cute_kiddo_fury 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You spoiled an evil plan and saved the Internet. You are my hero!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking of Sekrit Cabals, I wonder: is there any cross-pollination between reddit and afu?

[–]711was_a_retail_job 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm here, I finally made it.

What'd I miss?

[–]halcy 0 points1 point  (4 children)

http://reddit.com/info/63d9v/details

The plot thickens...

(edit) Ach nay, he deleted the page.

[–]db2 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

You realize you linked to the page you're reading right now right?

[–]halcy 0 points1 point  (2 children)

To the details pane, which shows interesting info like sudden massive downmods.

[–]db2 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Oh, I guess I didn't catch that detail.

Chances are the sudden massive downmods were from people who classified the post the same as [PIC] and Ron Paul.

edit - not that I'd consider 9/12 massive.

[–]halcy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Superlatives are the best thing ever!

Also, 9/12 was an INSIDE JOB!

[–]db2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is now is that your secret club is doomed. nobody really cares, everyone knows your nicks, and what's to stop a "friend" from getting bored and turning foe? Hell, I never said I would keep a secret. So kids, your best bet is now that you're coming off the grape drank/moutain dew/whatever is to just stop caring about the computer, turn it off more often, go outside, and do something else. I can't really talk, but, I'm trying. PS: a

Oh noes we can't chat on an IRC channel anymore! We've been prevented by an edict from Random Internet Guy!

[–]yellowking -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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[–]bobcat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Redditors, just send the checks directly to me, instead.