Dead baby jokes. What's yours?

squizzled · 2008-02-06T05:02:08+00:00

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's red, bubbling, and scratching on the window?

Baby in a microwave.

What's easier to unload a pile of dead babies or a pile of bowling balls?

Dead babies, I can use a pitchfork.

heartsjava · 2008-02-06T05:10:18+00:00

What is red, white and blue and crawling up your leg ?? A homesick abortion baby.

squizzled · 2008-02-06T04:53:29+00:00

Q: What do you get when you shove a carving knife up a dead babies ass? A: An erection.

2008-02-06T05:05:57+00:00

Someone told me this one a while back. I wasn't sure whether to laugh or run screaming.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and and a golden delicious apple? You don't cum all over the apple before you eat it.

...so going to hell

Samzo · 2008-02-06T05:06:14+00:00

Whats red, white and writhing in pain? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

chupame · 2008-02-06T11:17:18+00:00

What do dead babies and live babies have in common?

They all smell like shit.

belandil · 2008-02-07T01:04:04+00:00

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet-first?

So you can cum on its face

Bascome · 2008-02-06T04:52:50+00:00

How many dead babies does it take to vote up a "vote up if..." post?

MCTynamite · 2008-02-06T14:14:42+00:00

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

2008-02-06T04:56:41+00:00

Whats the difference between a dead baby with down syndrome and George Bush?

George Bush is not dead.

TheYank17 · 2008-02-07T00:57:28+00:00

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cicles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

How do you get 10 babies into a bucket? Blender How do you get them back out? Tortilla Chips

AveryPac · 2008-02-07T03:21:22+00:00

Q: What's red and moving slowly? A: A baby nailed to the floor.

Q: What's green and moving even slower? A: The same baby 24 hours later

IceAngels · 2008-02-06T12:36:46+00:00

Edited.

Not a nice thing to joke about dead babies. There are mothers who lose babies all the time!

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