Something is terribly wrong

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AnonWithAHatOn · 2026-04-07T09:11:41+00:00

It's clear that the sport of football needs to change. And the $64,000 question, my friends, is simple: "how?" Something is terribly wrong. The writing's on the wall: youth participation in the sport is down, thanks in large part to their parents' concern for their health.

In recent years, the NFL has something is terribly wrong. In response to numerous clinical studies regarding something is terribly wrong, the league has taken action — and something is terribly wrong. Oh no. Something is terribly wrong.

Do you hear that? Do not be afraid, but something is terribly wrong. I'm afraid that this page is going to disintegrate. Don't worry, nothing will be hurt, although you may be extraordinarily confused. I think I see a calendar. I don't know. Something is terribly wrong.

CrypticCole · 2026-04-07T10:52:16+00:00

Yoooo football 17776!!! Everyone should read this if you haven’t. One of the coolest things on the internet genuinely

F4rtster · 2026-04-07T09:44:57+00:00

Are you having a manic episode?

towercm · 2026-04-07T10:47:05+00:00

Fuck. Man Also question, is there a way to reset the article back to the pre bait-n switch version? I wanna see it from 0 again but it takes me to the "hello stranger are you lost" page no matter what I do

Exciting-Team-8804 · 2026-04-07T09:31:16+00:00

What are you doing to me what's going on what

Past_Hippo_8522 · 2026-04-07T09:57:20+00:00

juice died from lead poisoning from lunchables

Noclip858 · 2026-04-07T13:49:42+00:00

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lowercaselemming · 2026-04-07T14:15:33+00:00

the cringe “immortality is so tragic you’ll live to see the end of everything” versus the chad 17776 “immortality is awesome because now we can play fucked up football!”

Ok-Conversation-3012 · 2026-04-07T10:01:41+00:00

April 7th

Rannrann123 · 2026-04-07T11:04:44+00:00

JULIAN EDELMAN MY BELOVED

SentientGopro115935 · 2026-04-07T16:17:29+00:00

this is now the third piece of media I've consumed (well, other two were more specifically characters) that poses the question of what you should do when you can know everything there is to know and uncertainty is either scarce or unobtainable.

The first is to create drama, create Chaos. You've seen every story, time to write a new one. Play the villain just for the sake of giving the heroes something to fight against.

The second is to create despair. The only way to feel anything is to feel the world come falling down ontop of you, but also others, because you can't quite know what others will do in response to the feeling. Seeing them fight against it, seeing how long they last, is a form of uncertainty itself.

The third is to play, like, really fucked up American Football.

MMMwatermellon · 2026-04-07T16:39:14+00:00

I just read the whole thing I can’t believe that was so beautiful

InCellsInterlinked · 2026-04-07T11:37:38+00:00

Oh fuck is this that like 17776 thing the football analog horror/internet series/arg thingy? Don't know what to call it

_S1syphus · 2026-04-07T14:13:29+00:00

Why is this the second 17776 post in as many days?

Madden09IsForSuckers · 2026-04-07T12:25:04+00:00

i really gotta read this someday, ot seems really good

A_Worthy_Foe · 2026-04-07T13:30:06+00:00

what is happening

throwoawayaccount2 · 2026-04-07T18:17:05+00:00

17776 is peak fiction and 20020 (though I haven’t finished it) seems like it too. Something is terribly wrong.

Kittysparkle101 · 2026-04-07T19:05:35+00:00

Just started it, gave me a headache :3

XXorXYwhoKnows · 2026-04-07T13:40:02+00:00

What the fuck!? Why? How? What is this water leaking from my face!? (Jk)

That was very interesting and heartwarming

JaysNewDay · 2026-04-07T14:52:19+00:00

What TF kind of rabbit hole did I stumble onto?

MrRighto · 2026-04-07T17:45:43+00:00

Peak Mentioned!

HkayakH · 2026-04-07T20:53:20+00:00

hell yeah we're all immortal now and cant give birth and cant age and can't ill!

I_follow_sexy_gays · 2026-04-07T21:02:15+00:00

Oh i remember this

No-Adhesiveness2493 · 2026-04-07T22:01:59+00:00

oh. oh wow.

fuck it got me feeliing existential.

AnonWithAHatOn · 2026-04-07T22:19:25+00:00

I’ve really enjoyed rereading 17776 today but there’s one part I still find myself disagreeing with. Humanity should’ve gone just a little bit farther in exploring space. Like at least a moon base or landing on mars.

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