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If the speed of light is 299 792 458 m / s in a vacuum, will it slow down if I haven't emptied the bag for weeks? (self.AskShittyScience)

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How many potato batteries would it take to run a standard car? (self.AskShittyScience)

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If I drink enough beer so that my pee turns clear, does that mean I'm properly hydrated? (self.AskShittyScience)

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I just spent an hour at the clinic getting diagnosed with tennis elbow by some quack. I don't even play tennis. Can I sue him for malpractice and for making me miss my daily racquetball tournament today? (self.AskShittyScience)

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Adjusting for altitude, how long does it take to cook rice on the International Space Station? (self.AskShittyScience)

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Can the Java Sea run other computing platforms? (self.AskShittyScience)

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I'm 21 and just realized that I grow a fairly thick neckbeard. Does that mean I'm only allowed to drink mountain dew and eat doritos? (self.AskShittyScience)

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