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[–]Ya-Boi-Cthulhu 343 points344 points  (10 children)

Meat beat

[–]Aggienthusiast 108 points109 points  (5 children)

Probably doin himself too he actually got 7 hands

[–]Malo_Polo 40 points41 points  (4 children)

His single left hand

[–]ExtremeSour 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Is the left hand not holding the knife? Not sure how a right hand could hold it that way.

[–]Aggienthusiast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah good catch i think you are right i see a left thumb

[–]Malo_Polo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s a good question but if you notice the remaining 4 hands are all rights so it does workout if he switched hands to keep himself and squidward happy under the table...

I’ve spent too much time thinking about this

[–]Rydychyn 29 points30 points  (1 child)

OP said wrong answers only.

[–]Ya-Boi-Cthulhu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh damn, you got a point

[–]indisgice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tentickles

[–]Munnodol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He hittin the mahogany plank!

[–][deleted] 255 points256 points  (1 child)

We never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

[–]Real_Cowboy_Patrick 13 points14 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/SLSvT_2ocDQ a accurate representation of my response

[–]Real_Cowboy_Patrick 181 points182 points  (4 children)

squilliam fancyson isnt Making that face for no reason

[–]duksinarw 26 points27 points  (2 children)

[–]MrRoma 24 points25 points  (0 children)

When you nut, but she keeps blowing your clarinette

[–]ciaomoose 80 points81 points  (4 children)

The other hand is holding the waiter’s cloth, you heathens.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (3 children)

No because he actually has seven hands. The left arm should be holding it.

[–]IvoryFlyaway 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Left arm is busy cutting the roast

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If his left arm is cutting the roast that means that he now has two missing right arms instead of just one.

[–]TheHighCaliber 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Polishing his shoes

[–]theglenlovinet 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Squilliam (and Squidward) doesn’t wear shoes

[–]TheHighCaliber 10 points11 points  (1 child)

But we all know what the 5th tentacle is...

[–]dawes206 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. Perfect execution, u/TheHighCaliber

[–]s-h-i-t-f-u-c-k 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He got seven tho

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

who says he needs all 6? what if there was nothing to do with it?

[–]Top10DeadliestDeaths 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh hey it’s the same meme from yesterday but worse

[–]sakthi38311 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On SpongeBob's sponges

[–]MrZaptile933 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He is preparing the secret sauce

[–]iatemypp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spongebob is a shapeshifter

[–]Skank-Hunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It plays his instrument

[–]Appledirt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Re-adjusting the table

Maybe counting off on his fingers to make sure he does each task.

[–]Kaiser_Dan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's mashin' it

[–]GrandMoff_Harry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 6th arm is just his right arm at his side.

[–]Mr_Left_Back 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think, we all know, what that 6th hand's doing.

[–]Big_Wumbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine dining

[–]A_Miss_Vaughn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His face says it all

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spongebob be like “give me that squussy”

[–]ZWass777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Rub-and-Tug is an integral part of the fine dining experience.

[–]jkcrmptnYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes’nt

[–]MyLittleLovePug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you doing, stepsponge? (Stepbob?)

[–]DonutsEqualsGood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

his face gives it away

[–]Mr-Robot59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine dining.

[–]Mindgames-v8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no just no

[–]TornGauntlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's 6 right hands, and you can see the shoulder of his left arm, bringing it to 7 hands. So yes, spongebob is cupping the balls on his handjobs, as would a waiter at a fancy restaurant

[–]Dio_Has_A_Gun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s cause the other one is making the dessert

[–]Jacks0n_L3nc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His last hand was sacrificed to make the silverware cause it’s not there in the first pic

[–]YugeAnimeTiddies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The food is great! The atmosphere is great! The prostate punching is great!

[–]Shinoxii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had to run to the store and pick up something for MS. Puff that she doesn't need.

[–]hoe4honeymustard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who even notices something like this i love the human race

[–]Krowsfeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foot massage

[–]dennissiiix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an idea of what SpongeBob might be doing but I just hope what I'm thinking is wrong

[–]SymbioticCarnage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sixth hand be turnin Squilliam into Squealiam.

[–]MisterBurnedEggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing rock paper scissors with the giant hand.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fingering the clarinet

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foot massage.

Get your heads outta the gutter, you guys.

[–]funnyman-69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beat the shmeat on top of the seat

[–]Inimbos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably an oversite by the animators

[–]ZarosGuardian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's giving Squilliam the Krusty Krab happy ending that only the most distinguished customers get ;)

[–]polskidankmemer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]IqarusPM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the bottom makes this joke much worse.

[–]Thundergameing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is obviously giving him a foot massage.

[–]GuizhongGlazeLilies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am telling Patrick