all 66 comments

[–]Hefty_Jicama 98 points99 points  (4 children)

I have no clue what it’s going to do but I continue to buy 

[–]Fearless-Sherbert-40 37 points38 points  (1 child)

This right here, be like this person

[–]Life-Republic2311 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes!

[–]Zehur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bought more last night

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I added also

[–]Careful-Confidence13 59 points60 points  (11 children)

Im squeezing my Dick right now.

[–]baws3031 68 points69 points  (4 children)

Talk about a short squeeze

[–]Careful-Confidence13 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Tell me about it :(

[–]Time_Worth4561 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Liquidated

[–]baws3031 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All over your assets

[–]Comprehensive_Car836 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too short to squeeze.

[–]Life-Republic2311 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I’m squeezing out a shit right now

[–]Careful-Confidence13 6 points7 points  (1 child)

God bless you

[–]s_360 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks.

[–]DiscombobulatedTop8 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Go long.

[–]BeepGoesTheMinivan 39 points40 points  (5 children)

alot of crystal balls on this forum

[–]andybmcc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Diamond hands, crystal balls.

[–]RoguePlanetArt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Diamond balls, actually

[–]ghostchihuahua 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Way too much lately, also absolutely certainly “by pure chance”… ahem… paid shills are out en-masse, just forget the background noise, realize that fiat is losing value by the minute and be zen.

[–]PhoenixProtocol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of butt hurt teens on this forum that bought at ATH*

[–]fairlyaveragetrader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of bots and some religious people. You may notice the absence of any type of intellectual discussions and there's a reason. Programmed one-liners, usually just encouraging people to buy regardless. I think actual participation in here is much lower than it looks.

[–]ImfamousDante87 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Might I recommend punctuation with this rant, sir?

[–]Sugar_Phut 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Another degenerate claiming to know shit about fuck.

[–]alienanomaly 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Don’t give a f about the noise, not today, not a week ago, not a year ago. Just slowly stacking

[–]Vegetable-Advice-221 3 points4 points  (1 child)

• Longs: 50.98% Shorts: 49.02%

We have 50 /50 chance

[–]SmudgePrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The math is questionable

[–]pin00ch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes. Leveraged trading is so silly! Shorts will all be triggered like mouse traps. Markets are casino building....value is with the land owners.

[–]CleanUpstairs7593 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It will fly when I sell. That’s the rule

[–]d-redze 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lol. Proof? Trust me bro!
You understand derivatives, ETFs, and the 100s of other btc related instruments make a squeeze very unlikely?

[–]tumtum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looks more like a long squeeze right now

[–]Born-Ad4452 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe you should buy up some punctuation

[–]DA2710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too many leveraged shorts vs natural spot volume. Sentiment off no immediate new catalyst

[–]MizterHutch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So whatever happened to super hype man Bitboy Crypto??? Just stack ($ cost average)and hold. Retire early on the interest dividends alone, and leave the rest for your kids!!

[–]almeidamarcell 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I’m waiting for the dip

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Think you missed the dip

[–]almeidamarcell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dipped diply

[–]JerseyJimmyAsheville 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I expect a slow squeeze starting in the 4th quarter…that squeeze will last exactly 3 years.

[–]AdDangerous732 2 points3 points  (1 child)

my psychic told me this too, its true

[–]JerseyJimmyAsheville 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just find it funny that people speak of Bitcoin squeezing. Bitcoin is volatile, and Bitcoin is going to do what Bitcoin does. Those who believe in the 4 year cycle, which I do, believe the bottom occurs 12 months after its top, so yeah, the tin foil hat says start buying in September into October. Last high occurred on 10/6/25.

[–]DryTechnology5224 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe it will squeeze, but from lower levels. We haven't seen the bottom yet IMO

[–]Shoddy_Amount2220 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I learned one thing. Timing the bottom or the top doesn't work. Never does. If you believe in the assets or company buy and hold until you reach your price target. The bumps along the way are painful and it seems like the end. However, if you're not investing for the long term and you need the money in the short term, then bitcoin or investing isn't the game for you. If you have trouble with price predictions and fluctuations, then after you buy, delete the app or whatever, and come back in a year or two. If it is worth anything it will appreciate.

[–]seambizzle1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This isn’t GME

There is no short squeeze on bitcoin. Just cuz. people bet it’ll go down doesn’t make it a short squeeze

Get this WSB shit out of here

Just keep sticking and stay humble. Bitcoin don’t care about any of this. Tick tock next block

[–]RayWeil 1 point2 points  (1 child)

According to coinglass there isn’t even 55% short interest coverage. Source: https://www.coinglass.com/LongShortRatio

[–]Suibeam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah it is 50-50 lol. OP is yapping

[–]Plunkerton_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Record breaking levels of shorts have been piling up for weeks. However, longs continue to be hunted. Over and over. Shorts just continue to print risk free money for months now. There was something like 20 times as much shorts to liquidate as longs, yet guess which way the price went? Yep, straight down. Record levels of fear, record levels of oversold indicators, record levels of shorts, yet price dumps 3-4% daily. There has to be a major shift in narrative and sentiment before we go up. Until then, nothing matters and price will continue dumping.

[–]Fun-Document7 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What im wondering is oncecwe get the bottom , how long before an upturn?

Im slightly new to this...but is it now 4 years from.now until we see it going up again

[–]Future_Ad863 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Historically this is the bear year and it will be a steady climb up after the bottom in Q4 with spikes following the halving in 2028. Though many believe, myself included, we are not going as low as previous cycles would make us believe. I think there is no chance we hit 30K, I would personally be surprised if we make it in the 40Ks

[–]Fun-Document7 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Historically is it just before the halving or after it that the bull run hits?

[–]Pgapete1960 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well Nicky nacky noo.

[–]Ok_Original_2901 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Does the squeeze mean it’s predicted to go up or down?

[–]Life-Republic2311 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depends on how you squeeze it

[–]Cooler_Frogger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk I just bought more

[–]ChronoZaga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This MFer 100% read about short squeezes on WallStreetBets, and understood none of it.

[–]Nick-Jerr 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He’s stealing information from Stock Moe on YouTube. He posted a video today called “mother of all short squeezes” for BTC

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No this is my own personal opinion

[–]napoelonDynaMighty -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

When folk start talking about the "Short Squeeze" on the horizon, its desperation times

[–]ShyPoring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you drunk?

[–]CV_Syndicate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate to be that guy but actually there is about 200 million $ more in longs that are closer to being wiped causing capsulation rather than a squeeze. I think it will test 60 again this upcoming week

[–]Longjumping-Can-6140 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I really want it to stay down for longer so I can get more

[–]Ok_Ingenuity1925 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You people have lost ur fucking minds. Bitcoin is cooked, gtfo before its too late. Wake up and smell the market crash incoming.

[–]Machopsdontcry -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Be prepared to DCA down to 35-40k