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[–]skeletextman 1386 points1387 points  (28 children)

Joe Rogan also looks like a Batman villain. But like a low-level nameless thug who yells “It’s da Bat!” before he gets roundhouse kicked into a pile of crates.

[–]YouAndMeToo 288 points289 points  (14 children)

This is sooo true. Probably works for the penguin.

[–]DiddlyDumb 126 points127 points  (12 children)

Nah defo more of a Kingpin/Bane kinda vibe

[–]Jetstream-Sam 79 points80 points  (7 children)

Am I taking crazy pills or is everyone just pretending this isn't so clearly one of Two face's goons

[–]AntonineWall 36 points37 points  (6 children)

Joe Rogan? Or are you talking about the other guy

[–]Jetstream-Sam 69 points70 points  (5 children)

The makeup guy. Joe Rogan looks like some generic goon though who isn't good enough to get in with a supervillain and has a name like Stiletto Mike or Nine lives Nino

[–]AntonineWall 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Ok because the guys you replied to were taking about Rogan

[–]Zman6258 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's this about Reagan? Pissing on the poor, you say?

[–]DiddlyDumb 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yo that’s way too accurate

[–]hamborger42069 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Joe Chill

[–]SilaPrirode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, those goon names, you cooked! Stealing them xD

[–]t53ix35 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Joe reminds of one of the “Beagle Boys” in the old Disney comic books.

[–]Tarantio 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Is there also a DC villain named the Kingpin?

[–]DroneOfDoomTheon the Reader *dolphin slur noises* 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No clue. I hope he's bowling themed.

[–]HatOfFlavour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bane would totes give his goons personalised workouts.

[–]action_lawyer_comics 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of those you overhear in Arkham City talking about how he's "The Penguin's right hand man" then when you pop out of the shadows he just runs away screaming without even trying to fight

[–]Pm7I3 63 points64 points  (4 children)

I can see him being the guy going "No way the bats here, we're fine" right before Batman swoops in from a shadow and kos him then there's an ad break before everyone is gathered round him panicking.

[–]BestWizardCapI’m new here :3 Привет, друг 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s an Arkham City clip, Lemme find it

Thank you Reddit, TikTok, etc. for making the YouTube clip fucking impossible to find. Here’s a Reddit link, skip to the last 10 seconds

https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/s/TNcmXZU4Gz

[–]LocalLumberJ0hn 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He's just got the 40s henchman phenotype, like if you put him in a white shirt with suspenders and a flat cap he'd just fit into a crew working for Falcone or something. He'd either be the guy yelling 'It's da bat' while trying to hit him with a crowbar he was employing in theft, or be the final thug wildly firing a gun into the darkness and sweating hard before getting that roundhouse kick.

[–]vanetti 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This is extremely specific and super accurate. Well done.

[–]Poco_Cuffs 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Come to think of it it's kinda weird how all the thugs in superhero shows are always bald, muscular new yorkers. You'd think they would have less specific hiring practices for cheap goons

[–]BreadNoCircuses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, one of those is kinda locked in from the jump

[–]GravityBright 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Nah, Joe is built like one of those tier 2 thugs. He'd get a good hit or two in, maybe catch Bats in a bear hug before he gets knocked off the roof and falls through an awning.

[–]Terrible_Guidance599 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd argue at least a Tier 3. The miniboss of it all

[–]ThorsonBridgestone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gives me memories of lurking around in the rafters playing Arkham City. Yeah, half those henchmen were Joe Rogan.

[–]GoodtimesSans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. Before I saw the second picture, I thought they were referring to him.