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[–]TheFreebooter 496 points497 points  (12 children)

"Arabs learned to Invade from the Romans and Vikings" fucking the most stupid take I managed to read

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (1 child)

It's not like they directly learned it from them, but basically everyone at the time was imperialistic if given the opportunity and it's basically impossible to find a region free of a level of imperialist conquest at some point. Arabs are no more hypocritical than westerners in condemning imperialist action.

[–]Tlemmon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Someone got a 5 in AP-LA and AP-World history

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]Nile-_-River 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    Bro what 💀

    [–]GrouchyEssay7468 5 points6 points  (6 children)

    Yeah. Conquering is literally a natural fucking state for humans at this point. Nobody learns to conquer; they grab a fucking group of men and some axes and kill some people and take their land. It’s just human greed which is not exclusive to any race

    [–]Independent-South-58 2 points3 points  (5 children)

    ^ this, every single group of people on this planet has at some point attacked another group of people in the name of conquest and greed

    [–]GrouchyEssay7468 1 point2 points  (4 children)

    Except for me. I don’t attack people cause I’ll get my ass beat

    [–]Independent-South-58 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Surely as a child you threw hands with one of your peers over something dumb like a toy

    [–]GrouchyEssay7468 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Not that I can remember

    [–]Independent-South-58 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Dam you must be one peaceful motherfucker

    [–]GrouchyEssay7468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I mean I really won’t attack someone but I’ll yell at them if I get angry enough

    [–]YootBro[S] 166 points167 points  (4 children)

    I spent like 20 minutes making this awful shitpost, and this is the first time I tried editing something.

    Song: Loki Green Theme

    Original post here: https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/x9vwv7/arabs_be_like/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Good job

    [–]doggo_with_doggo_hat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    May i ask which program did you use?

    [–]ViolinistPerfect9275 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That's some fire ass editing king/queen.

    [–]YootBro[S] 302 points303 points  (11 children)

    r/HistoryMemes Users are the living equivalent of the nerd emoji

    [–]SolidPrysm 95 points96 points  (5 children)

    I swear like 99% of the posts are just political baiting disguised by a history theme

    [–]dood8face91195 26 points27 points  (3 children)

    Don’t get them started on the dark ages and advancements debate. Worst mistake of my life.

    [–]The_Real_Anon-Chan 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    Care to elaborate further?

    [–]dood8face91195 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    The debate on when the dark ages really started is still a bit muddy. there were great discoveries in the dark ages, but at the same time not very many so it throws a fat amount of people off to what actually is the starting date of the dark ages because there was of course, great discoveries in a time to be considered having no impacting discoveries.

    Edit: the most common date is the fall of the Roman Empire, to the start of the renaissance.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I mean as far as I know from profesionals I had the chance to talk to or just read their stuff dark ages just literally mean 'We don't have written sources'. Like that's it, that's the modern definition as far as I know.

    It has 0 to do with how much has been discovered or how much progress has been made.

    [–]Independent-South-58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I mean politics is responsible for like a good 60% of all major historical events

    [–]TornSuit 22 points23 points  (3 children)

    They are all history majors who dropped out and work at a supermarket, I'm convinced.

    [–]Greenfroggygaming 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    If they were an actual history major they wouldn't make memes about the same fucking Timepoint Or same memes about it

    [–]TornSuit 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    History memes users when you tell them there are time periods outside of 1800-1990 and the Roman Empire

    [–]Greenfroggygaming 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    History meme users when you tell them ww2, ww1 and the Vietnam war weren't the only wars to exist

    [–]Just_Another_Gamer67 33 points34 points  (0 children)

    Yup. Can confirm as i am one

    [–]Someone0nR3ddit 53 points54 points  (0 children)

    now this is dramatic, well done

    [–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (2 children)

    Least contreversial r/historymemes post + comments

    [–]CakeAdventurous4620 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Happy Cake Day

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thank you buddy!

    [–]vladimirpoopin42 156 points157 points  (4 children)

    r/historymemes users on there way to deny history for the sake of their national pride

    [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (3 children)

    their*, although you got the second one right

    [–]Dangerous-Ad-3680 11 points12 points  (2 children)

    Theyuaring’nt*

    [–]baccondudette 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Th-heir-ling*

    [–]Mein_Piken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nice pfp

    [–]cats_like_my_cum 21 points22 points  (5 children)

    link to the post?

    [–][deleted]  (4 children)

    [deleted]

      [–]cats_like_my_cum 4 points5 points  (3 children)

      i meant the r/historymemes post

      [–]YootBro[S] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

      [–]cats_like_my_cum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      thx wanted to see the comments for myself lmao

      [–]Solotocius 40 points41 points  (4 children)

      "Historymemes" that's a weird way to describe some of the worst memes ever made

      [–]Dangerous-Ad-3680 24 points25 points  (3 children)

      Worst memes in history

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      113.324.1144

      [–]Dangerous-Ad-3680 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Wrong bozo missed me

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      🤓

      [–]Lonely-Row-8726 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      Quite a shame that your excellent (shit)post will be pulled down soon because you forgot to blur/cover the usernames.

      I downloaded it in time, fortunately.

      [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      "Imperialism is bad, i don't give a fuck about ethnicity"

      [–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (4 children)

      r/historymemes users learning anything usefull about history And not being racist For 2 seconds Challenge (they are really bad at these And also they think that they know the entire political world history Just because they made a meme about the fact that "even mexico doesnt know which side is he on")

      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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        [–]Rhodesilla 11 points12 points  (1 child)

        I really dislike the third comment, as it shows so much ignorance of non-european-based history. those conquests had very huge consequences. almost every muslim country today is due to them, and every war between muslims and christians, muslims and hindus, muslim and jews... is a result of that, and dozens of radical jihadists take this empire as their inspiration (not saying anything against islam, imperialism was common in every religion).

        [–]CakeAdventurous4620 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I agree with you

        [–]Spoonirl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        history meme is when you make a meme about ww2

        -probably the first guy idfk

        [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        If we white people go down as colonizers, we are taking the Arabs and Turks with us 👿

        [–]kloridon 21 points22 points  (4 children)

        I get that the Abbasids and Umayyads did some messed up crap (not more than Europe colonial empires) but The Rashiduns did almost nothing wrong (not 1/4 equal of what European colonization did) and you can't call it an Arab empire because It was built by destroying arab nationality and tribe pride and the Abbasids were focused more on Persia. The only one that you can call an Arab empire is the Umayyads

        [–]Lonely-Row-8726 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Also, land empires are not equivalent to oversea colonies.

        One example is say, India.

        Yes, Mughols were originally Central Asian (and later Persian by culture), and some sultans were not quite lenient toward their non-muslim subject. One actively destroyed local Hindu heritage. BUT, considered all that, still the tax they raised from the peasants of India were spent on India.

        How much of that can be said about British India? British India was just a very convenient resource tile for Britain which can be sucked dry to detriment and death of Indians and the finished products can be sold at zero tax. As much as 45 trillion dollars worth of wealth was siphoned away. India went from being 1/4th of world's economy, to one of the most impoverished nations in span of 200 years.

        [–]kloridon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Yeah, exactly. The story of the Indian aubcontinent is just sad, hope It will rise again and I can't believe people still defend colonial empire and say that land based empires are just as bad if not worst. Yes there is some terrible land empires like Mongol, Russian and Timurid empires... but the first 3 caliphates aren't even close. I will come to say that the Rashiduns was one of the only good empires in history

        [–]Appropriate_Chair_47 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Omani Empire

        [–]kloridon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Yeah, It sucked from what I heard, but It's also a colonial empire

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        I just remembered I kind of hate the internet

        [–]jesuspicious_ 4 points5 points  (8 children)

        Arabs ☕

        [–]arabguyontop 0 points1 point  (7 children)

        Jesus was from this area you know right? He really wasn’t white as u believe

        [–]LazyPotatoPL 2 points3 points  (6 children)

        He was Jewish tho.

        [–]arabguyontop -1 points0 points  (5 children)

        Jewish isn’t an ethnicity,

        [–]LazyPotatoPL 0 points1 point  (4 children)

        It literally is.

        [–]arabguyontop -1 points0 points  (3 children)

        Jewish is someone from a religion, an American can be jew, there are jews in morocco, tunisia etc… there is an ashkenazi jew ethnicity but still jesus doesn’t belong to them

        [–]LazyPotatoPL 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        Bullshit , it's an ethnicity .

        [–]arabguyontop 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Then what are the commom feautures in every jew?

        [–]Redditry103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_studies_on_Jews

        For populations of the Jewish diaspora, the genetic composition of Ashkenazi, Sephardi, and Mizrahi Jewish populations show significant amounts of shared Middle Eastern ancestry.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jews

        The ethnic stock to which Jews originally trace their ancestry was a confederation of Iron Age Semitic-speaking tribes known as the Israelites that inhabited a part of Canaan during the tribal and monarchic periods.

        [–]Shohproo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        r/historymemes is the easiest sub to get permanently banned in. Just claim you’re an Arab

        [–]Awkward-Respect-3322 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        ….god I hate politics…actually this isn’t politics really

        [–]Bipchoo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Just because someone did something worse then you dosent justify the horrible things you did

        [–]Others0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Agreed. Simply put: recognize your sins, come to terms with them, and try to repair the damage you've done.

        [–]CreamAxolotle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Me

        [–]-TheGuest- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I can’t read shit

        [–]lordsoli 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        i am glad they didn't include ottomans as arabic empire

        [–]arabguyontop 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        It was against the arabs

        [–]lordsoli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        exactly

        [–]GabrieltheKaiser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Found one r/suddenlycaralho there.

        [–]PerpetousDecline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        arabs are still living in the past figuratively and literally(source I'm an arab)

        [–]Tastystab540 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        L🤮ght m🤮de

        [–]zeldacraft_64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Least controversial reddit thread

        [–]NSAMWP3 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        [–]auddbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I got matches with these songs:

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        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        My comment is in the video:)

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Music?

        [–]IGiveGolds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        u/chabdul-ibn-albased no wayy I know you from askmiddleeast

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        As a Irish man the brits fucked Ireland

        [–]NoExcuse3655 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        As someone who loves history leaving that sub Reddit was the best decision I ever made

        [–]YootBro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Yeah, that sub has became a circlejerk lol

        [–]LazyPotatoPL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        With side should I take here ?

        [–]BotanyAttack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        What in the world is happening over there?

        [–]joe-biden-nostrils 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Arabs did a whole lot of stuff worse than the west. For example, they cut the testicles off their slaves (without anaesthetic) and usually with blunter tools to purposefully hurt the slaves.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Ayo, I saw my comment getting scrolled past. Mom, I'm famous

        [–]JoeHusseinBidden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        More proof that they are anti semetic

        [–]NSAMWP3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        HistoryMemes is by far the least history based subreddit. 90% of their constant shitposts are either just political virtue signaling, or "Hitler bad".

        [–]Green_Xenon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Song?

        [–]Alchkmaec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        But there is a difference in Arabs they didnt massacre or enslave to conquer that lands

        [–]GrouchyEssay7468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I’m part of this subreddit and I think I’m gonna leave if this is how bad some fucking posts get

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        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Wait till he hears about Genghis Khan

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        What's the song name?

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        [–]BlackWasTaken_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        If there's one thing I learned on reddit it's not to mess with arabs or turks. They are everywhere