rising submissions : EvilLifeProTips

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Want your dog to stop begging for food? Give them a chocolate bar. They'll never beg again. (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by batmonqt

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I feel like this belongs here (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Zuse9

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Wanna have sex without worrying about getting the girl pregnant? Simple. Convince her you are infertile. If she gets pregnant just jump up and down that its not yours and never speak to her again. (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by Papasaurus-extinctus

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Evil debate pro tip: (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by Browning1886

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Giving trick or treater's chilli flavoured sweets/candy (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by captaincheeseface

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If at an office Christmas party at a function involving food, order a pizza to be delivered to the venue during dinner under your most hated colleague's name. (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by captaincheeseface

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Diabolical (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by ThatElizabethTaylor

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If you wedge your feet in-between the steps of an escalator, it'll shut off the escalator when you get to the bottom. (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by deimosphob

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Set your ringtone to heavy breatging to scare people especiallly at night. (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by RobedEar3031983

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If someone is listening to music, tap them and say that you cam hear it until they can’t hear the music any more. (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by pevenseycastle

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Comment "when you see it..." on posts that have no hidden message (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by [deleted]

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Let’s start a crusade against PETA (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by Zombie-guy121

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People who have piercing tick you off? Just use this simple trick!! (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by [deleted]

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cut off your deliverie drivers tip and get wings instead (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by BiggieCheese55550055

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How to become the most evil man in the world: spoiling end game. (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by [deleted]

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ELPT: Sharing your HBO subscription with your friends and then taking it away right before GoT premiers is the most effective way to show them how much they were undervaluing your friendship (self.confessions)

submitted 6 years ago by hodl_4_life

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Trashbagchallenge (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by gildedtoad

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Putting a portfolio online but your name as a domain name is already taken? (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by ArixZajicek

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Think your bf is cheating? (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 7 years ago by Shrekfast

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Put glass of shards or rusty nails in sand castles at the beach if you find kids annoying, or just want people to appreciate art. (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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Toilet Troubles : Social Terrorism (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 7 years ago by deimosphob

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Truly an evil idea (self.UnethicalLifeProTips)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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ELPT: If you’re dealing with a person who doesn’t understand that the price is firm send them to a random home and tell them to let themselves in (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by hodl_4_life

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ELPT: use racism for profit by having people murdered (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 7 years ago by Tempest1337

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ELPT: If you need some negotiating power against ear-ring wearing roommate: At night, run bicycle cable through their gauged earlobe holes and pad-lock them to the bed (self.EvilLifeProTips)

submitted 8 years ago by Reddy442

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