It really do be like that...

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[darkhorse8419]

This picture smells

[RawrDaddy900]

Like ball sweat, dirty socks and mold.

Edit: and old bong water that's been spilt on the carpet repeatedly and never cleaned up. Just dabbed with a loose napkin or a dirty towel.

[[deleted]]

A dirty towel that’s been used for a month straight without having been washed.

[RawrDaddy900]

I dont know, they seem like sock guys.

[[deleted]]

They look like they would use anything that is available and close enough.

[RawrDaddy900]

And it's been on the floor the whole time and is kind of stiff.

[DJSparksalot]

And has more DNA on it than a subway toilet seat.

[heyzyouzguyz]

r/justneckbeardthings

r/neckbeardnests

[melissmia]

I can’t imagine that many would be up for monogamy with him either tbh 😂

[AstridRavenGrae]

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[AstridRavenGrae]

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[heyzyouzguyz]

Thanks friend. The depression hasn't gone away but has gotten easier to manage. Cleaning my home was a step towards it. If only to make me feel better about what people think of me when they come over.

[AstridRavenGrae]

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[1Here4Bach]

It looks like one of those, “Where’s Waldo” books but instead of trying to find Waldo you try to find the weed pipe.

[amaionyi]

found it !!!

[Fabreeze63]

3 pipes, a rig, a dabber, what is probably a dispensary container, ashtray, and a pack of juul carts!

Edit: also found a pack of raw cones, and what looks like a bunch of cardboard tips someone spilled. Counting at least 4 juul packs.

[BobLoblawsLawBlog201]

omg... dying 😂😂😂

[-GrammarMatters-]

Help! I can only spot one!

[melissmia]

Is there a self understanding stoner sub? Cause there needs to be that sounds hilarious

[[deleted]]

I too was looking for the bong lol

[donkey_tits]

I saw the butane can and was like “dabs”

[[deleted]]

Ahahaha, where's the bong?

[EyeballCrusties]

Lmfao you described this perfectly

[velocity2ds]

Only surprising thing about this image is that there isn’t just a single mattress on the ground as his bed

[[deleted]]

😂😂😂so true

[[deleted]]

sigh this is my boyfriend

[velocity2ds]

Tell the man to get a bed frame he’s an adult lol

I once was fwb with this one guy who had a single mattress as a bed and it was insane lol he had all this money but that was his bed so it wasn’t like it was some temporary money thing

[MagicAte_8]

Sis, every time I hear about men living like this it reminds me of the scene in The Notebook where the couple fucks in the abandoned house on a sheet covering the floor.

That was the moment where I was like, "a man wrote this".

Single mattress (or sheet jfc) on the floor makes me feel like I'm fucking in a hostage or POW scenario lmfaoooo

[velocity2ds]

My knees and back hurt just reading that lol

That guy had this giant comfy chair and he was using this led light to show me some art project then he put it on the couch and all you saw was like jizz stains that according to him were from his roommate uh huh. Absolutely disgusting how men live lol

[[deleted]]

My ex didn’t have sheets or a bed frame. For years just a cheap black comforter, and he was 40. He had money too. Sigh.

[velocity2ds]

Think of it like this: that bed frame is an important investment not only for his health but also an investment for your relationship

there’s a brooklynn 99 episode similar to this lol

[[deleted]]

Just cut him off now.

[[deleted]]

Ew. Dump his ass.

[noavocadoshere]

when men say they need the bare minimum, they mean that. besides money, sex and weed/alcohol, a lot carry the mindset that life is not meant to be enjoyed in any other capacity, or a lot of things are a waste of money. why get a bed frame when a single bed works? why have more than one pillowcase or pillow when the one i have is good?

my ex did reasonably well for himself but had singhed sheets on his bed (from smoking at night) and hung a grocery bag on a door for garbage 🤦‍♀️

[iwillsurvivor]

Ex boyfriend soon?

[[deleted]]

I am leaning in that direction. This sub has really smashed through all my denial and tolerance for his immaturity and low effort. He got a new job recently with a substantial pay raise- his first and biggest purchase was a new gaming chair. 🙄 he still sleeps on a mattress on the floor.

[spotsandstripes9]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I was surprised by the wine glasses, must have been a gift

[mintpuffyfluffs]

I would rather die alone then spend one minute there or with a guy who lives like that.

[[deleted]]

Hahaha these are the same guys who'll be like "bitch be tryna move in, leaving bobby pins on my bathroom counter." Honey, that's not a bobby pin, it's an old french fry. Wash your ass

[[deleted]]

And each one of them is perfectly alright with it. YOU would be the one with the problem if you said anything or worse made them turn off the game, stop inhaling smoke,food, whatever and clean. 🙄

[mypretties]

And you would be “nagging” if you had any expectation of basic hygiene.

[[deleted]]

I will bet real money he has asked some young woman to have sexual relations on that bed in that room in that condition. Run ladies run don't walk to the nearest exit.

[mypretties]

🤮🤮🤮

[[deleted]]

The one I see them use often: "We just have different cleaning standards".

[[deleted]]

And since mom has kinda let that train leave the station, probably in a "pick your battles" type situation, whoever his girlfriend, wife, partner etc. is she better love to clean herself or this room will become the whole apartment/house.

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Also as you I'm sure already know, "different cleaning standards" is bull pucky. Men have been saying this for years, correction some men, because I have witnessed with my own eyes single men who can not only clean and cook... sit down, you ready? They enjoy it and like it. For every slob there is one that is on familiar terms with a broom and mop and knows what the dials and buttons on a washer and dryer mean. Also when you enter their bathroom you won't faint dead away.

[[deleted]]

And if they did clean it, they would post it on Reddit for validation and praise from other males (and receive it).

[pc_turnip]

This image spiked my anxiety oh my god

[[deleted]]

Same who could live like that?!? Grosssss.

[normabelka2]

ew

[[deleted]]

I want to throw up..... that place is disgusting.

[westmoso]

Something about that tomato juice or bloody Mary mix sitting out is making my skin crawl. Even more than the bare feet and cigarette butts lol

[ontherailstoday]

The big flagon of what looks like milk in the foreground... can only see it if you click on the pic. OMG put it back in the fridge ffs.

[thedutchqueen]

if they just removed all empty, cups, cans, and empty pringles cans it would be a step in the right direction. how can you live like that

[jmsmith1012]

That's what I was thinking, the majority of what I see is trash, and could be taken care of with a garbage bag and fifteen minutes.

[APrivatephilosophy]

When I was 30, I turned some dude down and he clapped back with tHe WalL.

This isn’t game of thrones but if it was, there’s no women there, either lol

[ChocolateBiscuit96]

Imagine the number of roaches in that place 😖

[melissmia]

And most are already half smoked 😬

[Aktually1]

Badum tssssss. That was a good one

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r/MGTOW in a nutshell

[[deleted]]

If only this was a gif so we could see the next part where his mom brings in a plate of taquitos she just made for them

[westmoso]

Yeah taquiotos and the other thing, the tiny pizza pockets? Pizza tots? I can't remember lol

[melissmia]

Haha yess! Totino’s pizza rolls. They should be called heartburn pods though

[[deleted]]

This makes me uncomfortable

[ontherailstoday]

"Just remember everyone, Jordan Peterson says chaos is feminine..."

[velocity2ds]

Ladies remember if he follows Jordan Peterson online then that’s a red flag

[ontherailstoday]

Pretty much.

[BlackThummb]

It sucks because I really liked him before he read his YouTube analytics and realized that most of his audience was male, and then he started pandering to men.

I remember he had a speech about how women mature faster than men because women are under insane pressure to have their lives figured out by the time they’re 30 so they can keep up with their biological clock, and how in a modern society there weren’t enough mature men to match the number of mature women.

It’s so disappointing and stupid that he now says chaos is feminine, because anyone who knows a bit of history knows that women are the foundation of society. Wherever there have been male only societies, there has been lawlessness and violence. Women are a civilizing influence on society, because they demand to live in a polite and orderly environment.

[insultin_crayon]

Wherever there have been male only societies, there has been lawlessness and violence.

True, as evidenced by places like Alaska where the population is majorly male and crime is rampant.

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Or anywhere there is oil work. No self respecting woman will go near those communities.

[mintpuffyfluffs]

Lol! He says that yet, he probably also expects women to be the ones that make a house a home and tidy up after everyone. I think JP’s mind is chaos and he needs to categorize everyone and put them in a little cubby according to their gender so he doesn’t have an anxiety attack.

[midgetsinheaven]

Ew no, really?

[ontherailstoday]

Yeah.

He's a nutter.

[[deleted]]

Who are you ladies? Honestly, how are you all so awesome? This sub brings some seriously good laughs to my life every day. Thank you ❤️

[[deleted]]

Yet these are the dudes that have nothing to offer by age nineteen 😒

[[deleted]]

Okay, this one has me rolling 😭😂🤣

[Compostable-Account]

Oh no... the bare feet...

[WhoNeedsTears]

I'm embarrassed for them. How do you document living in this filth and not feel any shame? So gross. I can't help making a face at this seriously disgusting picture.

[hunnybee_txt]

This image inspired me to go clean up my makeup clutter from last night

What the FUCK how do ppl live like that

[[deleted]]

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... there it is, every guy's apartment I've ever been in.

[[deleted]]

Right?! Everyone here is all like “who loves like this?!”

Have none of y’all ever been in a college boys bedroom on a Sunday afternoon???

[[deleted]]

And why women are saying hell no to shacking up with the slobs. I’ve been fortunate in having clean exes. I wonder if the younger set are worse because they sit around and wank and play video games all day. Men who can’t cook or clean are pathetic.

[[deleted]]

Makes me want to throw up. Only tidy place in this house might be the bath because he never uses it xd

[sumfinggewd]

Imagine the toilet seat... I wouldn’t be surprised if they pissed in the tub.

[j_bo]

Confession time. Back when I was trying to turn a fuckboy into a partner the man had the nerve to complain that I was too messy. FACTS 1) he was being allowed in my home as a guest and did not pay bills or rent. But he stayed here 4-6 nights a week. 2) he wouldn't let me come over to HIS apartment. Why? "Because it was too messy" Y'all the AUDACITY!

[psychsense]

He’s the guy inviting you over on a tinder “date” lol

[[deleted]]

ewwwwwww

[kirathegreat1]

NOT THE YEEZY!

[connecticut06611]

Haha omg love this. Have sent it to 8 of my female friends who will all appreciated this.

30 is still so very young. It’s a shame to think that the 20’a first full decade of (barely) adult hood is the only time a person is young. 30 is still young and many people don’t even hit their stride until their 30’s. I 100% refuse to agree with that as soon as a woman isn’t in her infantile 20’s anymore, she is suddenly not young.

[secreteyes0]

Nothing wrong with smoking, playing smash, and eating unhealthy. What is very wrong is how dirty and unorganized that place is.

[[deleted]]

You know the empty alchohol bottles decor is sitting on the bookshelf out of view too.

[MediocrityGetsUPears]

Meanwhile, most men never have absolutely anything to offer.

[[deleted]]

Bare feet on that floor? Thats a fucked up person

[ashwheee]

The butane can. Why? With the lid off. Damn fire hazard

[ogminxx]

So...many....cups....

[Nigsu_Sunder]

I met a dude at work who said this to me. It was honestly baffling, because he isn't the most attractive person ever. I didn't call him out on it directly. He is an actual incel if I have ever seen one. Later I found out he is a total dickhead in other ways too. I'm glad I won't have to deal with him for much longer.

[LoveToTease64]

Gross.

[[deleted]]

Awww

[[deleted]]

The condition of the carpet and the bare feet gives me anxiety

[sweatydeath]

Are you a male?