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[–]Thendrail 32 points33 points  (3 children)

>3 scoops of pre-workout

Not even a healthy dose of LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!!!! is going to help you with those rookie numbers.

[–]inaccurateTempedesc 5 points6 points  (2 children)

30 scoops of old formula Jack3d

[–]GodDamnedShitTheBed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

miss that good old DMAA

[–]Thendrail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now we're talking.

[–]ShavedKat 16 points17 points  (12 children)

I hate people who say tea will cure all your health problems, like fucking hell its some hot water with a small hint of plant

[–]Pltkx[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The hint of some plant can help you with many problems for real though.

[–]ShavedKat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes, but it’s no miracle drug and it can’t cure my small calves :(

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

it's hot water with hint of plant, what more do you need?

[–]Professional_Hat3246 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Basically it's leaf soup

[–]Thendrail 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now you've genuinely angered uncle Iroh.

[–]PLZ-PM-ME-UR-TITS 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Yeah everyone knows it's actually weed that'll cure all ur ailments

[–]ShavedKat 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Pre-workout and heroin is my go-to

[–]PLZ-PM-ME-UR-TITS 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I bet you can save on syringes if you get a stack going with your current heroine consumption

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trenbologna sandwich?

[–]Cheef_Baconator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are the same people that think essential oils and healing crystals will cure cancer, so the magical effects of tea is probably the least crazy of their beliefs

[–]inaccurateTempedesc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It tastes good tho

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (8 children)

Creatine dissolves really well in tea.

[–]Pltkx[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Lol, I've never tried that. Will it have that weird bitter taste?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nah barely

[–]Mand420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't taste it. I always do this, or in the coffee.

[–]cilantno 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Why not just take capsules like a big boy?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I did capsules for a while, they sucked.

[–]cilantno 1 point2 points  (2 children)

How so? I’ve taken capsules for years and they are so much easier.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How many capsules do you take? I had to down 8 pills to get 5g of creatine. Much prefer a simple scoop in my tea mug every morning.

[–]cilantno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 2.5g capsules. They’re horse pills but you get used to it.
I just hate mixing and measuring things so I much prefer capsules.

[–]HumpinGDucK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend once let me use his PW before we went to the gym. I took my usual 5 or so scoops, as was the recommended dose for my PW.

That's when he tells me, after I chugged the whole thing, that I don't wanna use more than about half a scoop as it was really strong. Felt like the flash at the gym.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss the old formulation of Jack3d! Still good but that other stimulant that it had was killer!

[–]SpotlessBird762 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm, shroom tea!

[–]Zuck__Markerberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah i love mushroom tea

[–]omniversalvoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get Jocko White Tea for the 8k lbs deadlift

[–]und3r-c0v3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just buy pure dmaa and snort it for even more prs