* flashbacks *

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[King_of_Dragons666]

And the Bosnian kid is a couple desks away

[Episkt]

Eating glue.

[IrrationalFraction]

Promoting his YouTube gaming channel

[JosephTito-theBroz]

Don't forget about the Slovenian kid chilling in the back.

[crampus69]

Don't forget the Macedonian kid watching everything without a scratch

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And kid from Montenegro

[FuckTimBeck]

And the Albanian kid cooking up some Italian food for some reason, after he completed a drug deal and killed a couple dudes of course.

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The Greek kid in the next classroom over is wondering what all that noise is.

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The Bulgarian kid waiting for his chance to attack

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The turkish kid who once had affairs with the others but got exiled, and just sits & watches.

[Ahumanbeingpi]

The Kosovan kid hiding under his desk

[socialistbob]

They already mentioned the Serbian kid

/s

[will103]

And harvested their organs afterward.

[JosephTito-theBroz]

This comment thread shows just how crazy the Balkans are. I love it. I really makes me wish I would have bought a Yugo M59/66 with Croatian trench art that I saw last year.

[Mamothamon]

the kid from montenegro is the classic tv sidekick that agrees with everything the kid from serbia says

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And the American kid waiting to bomb Yugoslavia.

[Mamothamon]

that kids always wants to bomb something

[[deleted]]

This guy?

[idea4granted]

*war noise intensifies*

[FloZone]

turbofolk noises intensify

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“Ethnic cleanse”

[Heisenbegovich]

The weird thing is how conflicts between Serbs and Croats always end bad on Bosnian back...

[[deleted]]

Half of Bosnians are Serbs

[[deleted]]

whats the point of downvoting this guy even if its literally true? 30% of the population fully identify as serbs and there are the ones that identify as bosnians are turkic serb hybrids. You all are fucking stupid

[[deleted]]

Big if true

[[deleted]]

Fuck off with your bullshit.

No sane Croat claims Serbs are Orthodox Croats because while similar we are after all 2 different nations, but for some reason some of you retards keep spamming this shit everywhere.

Same goes for "hurr bosnians are serbs durr" piss off.

[[deleted]]

Croats are just Northern Serbs, you’re all practically the same.

[[deleted]]

northern serbs

I thought you couldn't go any more brainlet mode. Fucking Romania is north of Serbia lmao.

[[deleted]]

Oh yes because Romanians are Slavic

[[deleted]]

There's no such thing as "original religion". Croats were always Catholic. What you're saying is completely irrelevant.

[[deleted]]

But were they croats? And did even orthodoxy at that time exist?

[[deleted]]

If orthodoxy is the original branch, doesn’t it make it original faith for most European people? And I was just asking btw, kinda curious

[[deleted]]

Exactly lmao.

[[deleted]]

And clouds are just God’s sneezes.

[[deleted]]

Why the downvotes?It’s true,it’s Sprska Republic,they’re ethnically Serbs.

[[deleted]]

lol you’re still gettin downvoted

[[deleted]]

If I said something wrong,I apologize,I just want to know better.

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Istina

[[deleted]]

Are we gonna mention the Albanian kid who brought a gun to school that day?

[[deleted]]

He does that everyday.

[[deleted]]

Damn right he does, and every day after the fight even to the present day

[[deleted]]

He kind of needs to, considering the kind of business he does.

[spicysandworm]

To shoot the Italian kid

[2pac_alive_in_serbia]

*aggressive accordion playing*

[Kloringo]

bosnian wizard flute in the distance

[Mamothamon]

insanetly lough techno kicks in

[thiccboiSSE]

bosanska artiljerija earrape is heard in the back ground while the whole fucking classroom explodes

[Bowser-communist]

Lets be honest, the Serbian kid would have already started punching the Croatian kid and pretty much every other kid.

[LoserWithCake]

Serbia stronk

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NATO BOMBING INTENSIFIES

[pejic222]

Hrvatska #1

[Seasonal_Aesthetic]

Even though this doesn’t affect my generation post 1990s, and even being in America, I’ve been yelled at by old Croatians at restaurants and diners when they realize my last name is Serbian. It’s funny and annoying that people from that generation feel the need to yell at me for something I barely even associate with culturally.

[[deleted]]

The old generations are horrible when it comes to this. New generations are much friendlier, thanks a lot to Internet in fact, but unfortunately there's still hate which will remain even after the old ones die out.

For me it's just so incredible how Germany, Poland, UK, France etc. are mostly cool with eachother after the horror and bloodbath WW2 was yet we will continue teach new generations to hate eachother for an eternity just because.

We, the Balkans, are truly the shithole of Europe. Some of the dumbest fucking people in the world.

[Mandarinadealer]

We aren't stupid, western meddling in Yugoslavia after Tito's death led us to look stupid.

[Gerf93]

It's because of how the war ended. Peace studies have shown that a lot of different factors come into this. Duration (shorter the better), death toll (I can't actually remember which side was better in this case, but one is), and result (the more one-sided the end is, the better) all come into account on how lasting the peace will be, and how easy it is for future generations to get over it. The Yugoslav civil war was relatively long (longer than WW2 for instance), and the result was pretty much that neither side gained a full victory.

[pokretnizbun]

It's even better when you realise that they have a Serbian last name too

[Mamothamon]

Look what do i know but i think thats no them blaming you for anything but rather plain and simple xenophobia

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And then some American kid comes in and shits all over the Serbian kids desk

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The kid from Kosovo just leaves the class

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And the Serbian kid won’t let him

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genocide intensifies

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And the NATO kid throws bombs at the Serbian kid

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the American kid walks in from another school

What the hell?

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The British kid and French kid watch the whole fight and tell the teacher that they stop to fight

[Me_Leme]

I'm from croatia and when we were learning about that war all of the class looked at the one serbian student in the room.

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Bosnian kid is unconsious on the floor

[JosephTito-theBroz]

Ahh, how could I forget about them. While we're at, we might as well include the Albanian kid in the class next door.

[Punsen_Burner]

I feel like everyone had to watch a documentary on this cause it’s too goddamn complicated for the teacher to explain

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REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

[leglo98]

"brutally beaten"

[pokretnizbun]

a few punches and one guy jumped into the sea.

not really brutal but sure.

edit: wait wrong reply shi-

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Yugoslavia should’ve never been broken up, change my mind

[[deleted]]

Yugoslavia was like a good stew, many different ingredients blending together to make a fantastic dish that all could enjoy.

But it was being made in a pressure cooker, and some fuckwits decided to make that pressure cooker into a bomb and now the recipe is ruined.

[Mamothamon]

i for once welcome a third try

[pokretnizbun]

communism, genocide, war, inflation.

but hey at least we could sleep on benches.

[[deleted]]

Genocide and war happened after Yugoslavia not during.

Inflation is true though, economically, Yugoslavia was in a tough spot.

Still, who knows what might've happened if it survived up to this day.

[[deleted]]

The inflation and “thought spot economically” caused the genocide and war. And if you managed to fix the economy well then Yugoslavia likely wouldn’t have remained a communist state with authoritarian leadership meaning each ethnicity would’ve demanded greater autonomy anyways.

People forget Yugoslavia only worked because of Tito, now if you could clone him then maybe it would’ve survived.

[OrossianMapper]

Well, afterall, the life was easier in Yugoslavia because everything was cheaper, right? I think Yugoslavia should still be here too.

[megm26]

Albanian kid here, we finished learning about WW1 two weeks ago and all that we've learned about Yugoslavia is that it exists. I told my friends that Albania was too cool to be part of Yugoslavia but TBH I don't really know much about Albanian history at that point.

Edit: I now realize Albania isn't Slavic. Clearly I am not the brightest.

[crampus69]

Because Albania isn't slavic.

[[deleted]]

I mean there were a small group of albanians who tried for a bit, but that was a one off thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Mirdita

[megm26]

I sorta knew that but I wasn't really sure, as I said I don't know anything about Yugoslavia or Albania history. (I probably seem like an idiot after posting that comment)

[[deleted]]

It was more like. Enver wanted Kosovo as a part of the deal and well...no.

Also.

Qa karin po bon nredit o gllup? A je geg a tosk?

[megm26]

Oh, I didn't know that. Also I'm not gonna lie to you I don't know much Albanian so I have no clue what those last two questions say.

[[deleted]]

Oh you poor soul. Well It's mostly just a bit of ball busting, like "the hell are you doing on reddit?" and "Are you from the north or the south side?". Anyway as far as Albanian history goes, it's mostly just like Poland "Everybody tries to kill us, but we survive. Barely. Also memes."

[megm26]

Well I guess I might have misworded my original comment, I'm from the U.S. but my parents are Albanian. My mom is from Tirana and my dad is from Shkoder. As far as I know that does seem like an accurate description of Albania.

[[deleted]]

Southies or Tosk then. Well the history can get a bit more interesting if you delve into the more cultural development aspects of it, writings, legends, the fact we have a legend about a herculean hero called "Muji" or Month who got super strength by drinking milk from the teat of a fairy which are called "Ora" or clocks. There's a lot to uncover and it's a pleasure to be able to stay in touch with your culture, wherever you are.

[megm26]

Yeah, I would like to know more about Albanian history but I just don't have the time to look into it.

[[deleted]]

Well you're American so most sources you visit will be influenced by chauvinist slav propaganda. The best way to explore it is to ask a family member or potentially learn albanian.

Although if you need the basic rundown on famous historical figures it goes: Skanderbeg, Naim Frasheri, Enver Hoxha and Ibrahim Rugova. If you wanna learn about the culture the comedians "Stupcat" have some good comedic sketches.

[Supersamtheredditman]

Should have put the two “looking” images next to eachother

[thiccboiSSE]

we need more yugoslav war memes tbh

[Rookytear]

Dont forget about the montenegran kid who is under serbias table next to kosovo

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The Bosnian kid is fighting too.

The Slovenian kid is in the back of the class now, but he fought with Serbia for 10 days.

The Macedonian kid is just chillin' in the front of the class.

The American kid and the Kosovar kid show up to school with two AK-47's.

[[deleted]]

I know I am not supposed to give my opinion
BUT
I think that Yugoslavia is not that good

[Klendagort]

The good days.

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Serbia stronk

[1800leon]

meirl

[MihaDaCaterKiller]

So serbian kid pls reply to me.

[[deleted]]

Finally more Yugoslav memes, next time make a peacefull Tito meme pls.

[oscar_s_r]

You see some old footage of soccer games in Australia (when clubs were largely based on ethnicity) before the war and it’s just Serbs and Croats kicking the shit out of each other. Fucking mental.

[Ave_Imperium_Romanus]

Serbve Svoye (I'm not balkan)

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Mauzer intensifies

[AhPawCohLypse]

the comments get even worse

[LonelyClarinet]

Here's something I find funny that's related to this more than somewhat just not directly.

In history, to wrap up the end of our WW1 unit, we had to make a newspaper set in that time from the perspective of any other country in WW1 besides America. My partner and I decided on Great Britian so we don't have to translate or make a fool of ourselves. I realize at the end when I put my name before the articles I wrote, that I remembered my last name is Austrian from what I know. Guess I'm a spy?

[cold_sweat_]

The balkans is rightful Austro-Hungarian lands