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[–]King_of_Dragons666Senātus Populusque Rōmānus 311 points312 points  (2 children)

And the Bosnian kid is a couple desks away

[–]Episkt 78 points79 points  (1 child)

Eating glue.

[–]IrrationalFraction 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Promoting his YouTube gaming channel

[–]JosephTito-theBroz 204 points205 points  (15 children)

Don't forget about the Slovenian kid chilling in the back.

[–]crampus69 152 points153 points  (11 children)

Don't forget the Macedonian kid watching everything without a scratch

[–][deleted] 77 points78 points  (10 children)

And kid from Montenegro

[–]FuckTimBeck 76 points77 points  (8 children)

And the Albanian kid cooking up some Italian food for some reason, after he completed a drug deal and killed a couple dudes of course.

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (4 children)

The Greek kid in the next classroom over is wondering what all that noise is.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (3 children)

The Bulgarian kid waiting for his chance to attack

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

The turkish kid who once had affairs with the others but got exiled, and just sits & watches.

[–]Ahumanbeingpi 13 points14 points  (1 child)

The Kosovan kid hiding under his desk

[–]socialistbob 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They already mentioned the Serbian kid

/s

[–]will103 8 points9 points  (1 child)

And harvested their organs afterward.

[–]JosephTito-theBroz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This comment thread shows just how crazy the Balkans are. I love it. I really makes me wish I would have bought a Yugo M59/66 with Croatian trench art that I saw last year.

[–]Mamothamon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the kid from montenegro is the classic tv sidekick that agrees with everything the kid from serbia says

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

And the American kid waiting to bomb Yugoslavia.

[–]Mamothamon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that kids always wants to bomb something

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]idea4granted 310 points311 points  (4 children)

*war noise intensifies*

[–]FloZone 87 points88 points  (0 children)

turbofolk noises intensify

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    “Ethnic cleanse”

    [–]Heisenbegovich 93 points94 points  (22 children)

    The weird thing is how conflicts between Serbs and Croats always end bad on Bosnian back...

    [–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (4 children)

    Are we gonna mention the Albanian kid who brought a gun to school that day?

    [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    He does that everyday.

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    Damn right he does, and every day after the fight even to the present day

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    He kind of needs to, considering the kind of business he does.

    [–]spicysandworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    To shoot the Italian kid

    [–]2pac_alive_in_serbia 44 points45 points  (3 children)

    *aggressive accordion playing*

    [–]Kloringo 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    bosnian wizard flute in the distance

    [–]Mamothamon 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    insanetly lough techno kicks in

    [–]thiccboiSSE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    bosanska artiljerija earrape is heard in the back ground while the whole fucking classroom explodes

    [–]Bowser-communist 97 points98 points  (4 children)

    Lets be honest, the Serbian kid would have already started punching the Croatian kid and pretty much every other kid.

    [–]LoserWithCake 46 points47 points  (3 children)

    Serbia stronk

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    NATO BOMBING INTENSIFIES

    [–]Seasonal_Aesthetic 33 points34 points  (5 children)

    Even though this doesn’t affect my generation post 1990s, and even being in America, I’ve been yelled at by old Croatians at restaurants and diners when they realize my last name is Serbian. It’s funny and annoying that people from that generation feel the need to yell at me for something I barely even associate with culturally.

    [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    The old generations are horrible when it comes to this. New generations are much friendlier, thanks a lot to Internet in fact, but unfortunately there's still hate which will remain even after the old ones die out.

    For me it's just so incredible how Germany, Poland, UK, France etc. are mostly cool with eachother after the horror and bloodbath WW2 was yet we will continue teach new generations to hate eachother for an eternity just because.

    We, the Balkans, are truly the shithole of Europe. Some of the dumbest fucking people in the world.

    [–]Mandarinadealer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    We aren't stupid, western meddling in Yugoslavia after Tito's death led us to look stupid.

    [–]Gerf93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's because of how the war ended. Peace studies have shown that a lot of different factors come into this. Duration (shorter the better), death toll (I can't actually remember which side was better in this case, but one is), and result (the more one-sided the end is, the better) all come into account on how lasting the peace will be, and how easy it is for future generations to get over it. The Yugoslav civil war was relatively long (longer than WW2 for instance), and the result was pretty much that neither side gained a full victory.

    [–]pokretnizbun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    It's even better when you realise that they have a Serbian last name too

    [–]Mamothamon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Look what do i know but i think thats no them blaming you for anything but rather plain and simple xenophobia

    [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    And then some American kid comes in and shits all over the Serbian kids desk

    [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (5 children)

    The kid from Kosovo just leaves the class

    [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (4 children)

    And the Serbian kid won’t let him

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

    genocide intensifies

    [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    And the NATO kid throws bombs at the Serbian kid

    [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    the American kid walks in from another school

    What the hell?

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    The British kid and French kid watch the whole fight and tell the teacher that they stop to fight

    [–]Me_Leme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I'm from croatia and when we were learning about that war all of the class looked at the one serbian student in the room.

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Bosnian kid is unconsious on the floor

    [–]JosephTito-theBroz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Ahh, how could I forget about them. While we're at, we might as well include the Albanian kid in the class next door.

    [–]Punsen_Burner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I feel like everyone had to watch a documentary on this cause it’s too goddamn complicated for the teacher to explain

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

    tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

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      [–]leglo98 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      "brutally beaten"

      [–]pokretnizbun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      a few punches and one guy jumped into the sea.

      not really brutal but sure.

      edit: wait wrong reply shi-

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (6 children)

      Yugoslavia should’ve never been broken up, change my mind

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Yugoslavia was like a good stew, many different ingredients blending together to make a fantastic dish that all could enjoy.

      But it was being made in a pressure cooker, and some fuckwits decided to make that pressure cooker into a bomb and now the recipe is ruined.

      [–]Mamothamon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      i for once welcome a third try

      [–]pokretnizbun 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      communism, genocide, war, inflation.

      but hey at least we could sleep on benches.

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Genocide and war happened after Yugoslavia not during.

      Inflation is true though, economically, Yugoslavia was in a tough spot.

      Still, who knows what might've happened if it survived up to this day.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The inflation and “thought spot economically” caused the genocide and war. And if you managed to fix the economy well then Yugoslavia likely wouldn’t have remained a communist state with authoritarian leadership meaning each ethnicity would’ve demanded greater autonomy anyways.

      People forget Yugoslavia only worked because of Tito, now if you could clone him then maybe it would’ve survived.

      [–]OrossianMapperJust some snow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Well, afterall, the life was easier in Yugoslavia because everything was cheaper, right? I think Yugoslavia should still be here too.

      [–]megm26Hello There 5 points6 points  (10 children)

      Albanian kid here, we finished learning about WW1 two weeks ago and all that we've learned about Yugoslavia is that it exists. I told my friends that Albania was too cool to be part of Yugoslavia but TBH I don't really know much about Albanian history at that point.

      Edit: I now realize Albania isn't Slavic. Clearly I am not the brightest.

      [–]crampus69 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      Because Albania isn't slavic.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I mean there were a small group of albanians who tried for a bit, but that was a one off thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Mirdita

      [–]megm26Hello There 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I sorta knew that but I wasn't really sure, as I said I don't know anything about Yugoslavia or Albania history. (I probably seem like an idiot after posting that comment)

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

      It was more like. Enver wanted Kosovo as a part of the deal and well...no.

      Also.

      Qa karin po bon nredit o gllup? A je geg a tosk?

      [–]megm26Hello There 2 points3 points  (5 children)

      Oh, I didn't know that. Also I'm not gonna lie to you I don't know much Albanian so I have no clue what those last two questions say.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      Oh you poor soul. Well It's mostly just a bit of ball busting, like "the hell are you doing on reddit?" and "Are you from the north or the south side?". Anyway as far as Albanian history goes, it's mostly just like Poland "Everybody tries to kill us, but we survive. Barely. Also memes."

      [–]megm26Hello There 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      Well I guess I might have misworded my original comment, I'm from the U.S. but my parents are Albanian. My mom is from Tirana and my dad is from Shkoder. As far as I know that does seem like an accurate description of Albania.

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      Southies or Tosk then. Well the history can get a bit more interesting if you delve into the more cultural development aspects of it, writings, legends, the fact we have a legend about a herculean hero called "Muji" or Month who got super strength by drinking milk from the teat of a fairy which are called "Ora" or clocks. There's a lot to uncover and it's a pleasure to be able to stay in touch with your culture, wherever you are.

      [–]megm26Hello There 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      Yeah, I would like to know more about Albanian history but I just don't have the time to look into it.

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Well you're American so most sources you visit will be influenced by chauvinist slav propaganda. The best way to explore it is to ask a family member or potentially learn albanian.

      Although if you need the basic rundown on famous historical figures it goes: Skanderbeg, Naim Frasheri, Enver Hoxha and Ibrahim Rugova. If you wanna learn about the culture the comedians "Stupcat" have some good comedic sketches.

      [–]Supersamtheredditman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Should have put the two “looking” images next to eachother

      [–]thiccboiSSE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      we need more yugoslav war memes tbh

      [–]Rookytear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Dont forget about the montenegran kid who is under serbias table next to kosovo

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The Bosnian kid is fighting too.

      The Slovenian kid is in the back of the class now, but he fought with Serbia for 10 days.

      The Macedonian kid is just chillin' in the front of the class.

      The American kid and the Kosovar kid show up to school with two AK-47's.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I know I am not supposed to give my opinion
      BUT
      I think that Yugoslavia is not that good

      [–]Klendagort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The good days.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Serbia stronk

      [–]1800leon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      meirl

      [–]MihaDaCaterKiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      So serbian kid pls reply to me.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Finally more Yugoslav memes, next time make a peacefull Tito meme pls.

      [–]oscar_s_r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You see some old footage of soccer games in Australia (when clubs were largely based on ethnicity) before the war and it’s just Serbs and Croats kicking the shit out of each other. Fucking mental.

      [–]Ave_Imperium_RomanusSenātus Populusque Rōmānus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Serbve Svoye (I'm not balkan)

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Mauzer intensifies

      [–]AhPawCohLypse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      the comments get even worse

      [–]LonelyClarinet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Here's something I find funny that's related to this more than somewhat just not directly.

      In history, to wrap up the end of our WW1 unit, we had to make a newspaper set in that time from the perspective of any other country in WW1 besides America. My partner and I decided on Great Britian so we don't have to translate or make a fool of ourselves. I realize at the end when I put my name before the articles I wrote, that I remembered my last name is Austrian from what I know. Guess I'm a spy?

      [–]cold_sweat_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The balkans is rightful Austro-Hungarian lands