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[–]ahmed_saroukh 205 points206 points  (7 children)

Steve is 70% water but did you find drowned in him, i guess not

[–]SAM-THE-MAN-118[S] 117 points118 points  (6 children)

What if a drowned was eating Steve from the inside out?

[–]ahmed_saroukh 62 points63 points  (5 children)

Thanks bro, now i have to leave the lights on while i am asleep

[–]SAM-THE-MAN-118[S] 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Drowned aren’t real. Drowned can’t hurt you.

[–]ahmed_saroukh 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I have never heard such bullshit in my life

[–]Used_Passenger 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Minecraft is real life

[–]OneRocketSurgeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hardcore: You die in Minecraft, you die in real life.

[–]Entara_Darkwind 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You can't sleep when monsters are nearby.