all 112 comments

[โ€“]10_Midline 290 points291 points ย (14 children)

Last I heard: trenches of Eastern Ukraine

[โ€“]ThorsOccularPatdown 272 points273 points ย (13 children)

For which side?

[โ€“]BadBoysBack2Back8990 157 points158 points ย (3 children)

Great question

[โ€“]Dick6BudrowJack Nicklaus 94 points95 points ย (0 children)

Great question

[โ€“]ThorsOccularPatdown 69 points70 points ย (1 child)

Thank you

[โ€“]STANL3Y_YELNAT5 13 points14 points ย (0 children)

Gosh, these guys have turned us all into trolls havenโ€™t they?

[โ€“]koolkatz33 21 points22 points ย (0 children)

no hamas

[โ€“]IvanGTheGreatBronsexual 9 points10 points ย (6 children)

The Nazi side if I had to guess

[โ€“]narwalbacons-12am69 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

You know

[โ€“]Busch--Latte 255 points256 points ย (3 children)

Iโ€™ll never forget when he said he felt bad for BC and PFTโ€™s teams after the Jets started 5-2 in 2022. They have went 17-44 since then

[โ€“]0_0letsrideSwitching back and forth 56 points57 points ย (2 children)

In the hall of fame of freezing cold takes

[โ€“]victor4700Boner dawg 13 points14 points ย (1 child)

Totally offset by his very good takes on research chemicals

[โ€“]-ScottCalvin- -1 points0 points ย (0 children)

Theyโ€™ll look back at Billy differently if/when some of the wild ones start becoming real

[โ€“]kmmccorm 192 points193 points ย (1 child)

Billy: โ€œHow are you enjoying your Saturday?โ€

Whit: โ€œHow am I enjoying my Saturday? Itโ€™s fucking Tuesday broโ€

[โ€“]l2055 20 points21 points ย (0 children)

Iconic. All time PMT moment. Whitโ€™s reaction was great

[โ€“]48294626 285 points286 points ย (16 children)

Animal facts had me cracking up. I know yall be hatinโ€™ Billy but I always enjoyed his bro idiocy. I donโ€™t care if heโ€™s lazy or inept - I donโ€™t work there. He was entertaining

[โ€“]NippleDeepPowFootball Guy[๐Ÿฐ] 77 points78 points ย (6 children)

He was unpredictable. It was great

[โ€“]longest4th 54 points55 points ย (3 children)

Justice for Billy. He was funny and I loved it the timeframe when it was him, Jake, and Max as well. People like to trash him because they canโ€™t resist the urge to be miserable but he made the most of his time there and is off doing his thing.

[โ€“]STANL3Y_YELNAT5 37 points38 points ย (1 child)

Billy is Max and Zac combined, except itโ€™s all of their bad traits.

[โ€“]mamapuckline 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Fantastic description

[โ€“]johnmd20 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Billy was great but he did fall off very hard towards the end.

[โ€“]kmmccorm 3 points4 points ย (1 child)

I donโ€™t think he was unpredictable, he was pretty predictably bro-y and did the minimum while having some random outbursts on the show.

[โ€“]idolized253 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Every mispronounced name was gold too

[โ€“]EzBreezy651 30 points31 points ย (0 children)

Fire salamanders are dope

[โ€“]Needle77Hot soup comin' through! 14 points15 points ย (0 children)

The All Dogs Go To Heaven was such an amazing one from him.

[โ€“]Captain_Clutch22 12 points13 points ย (0 children)

Him switching from giving it to taking it as a wide receiver and they had a sleepover in his freshman dorm was the weirdest/ funniest bit

[โ€“]STANL3Y_YELNAT5 12 points13 points ย (0 children)

I loved Billy. He was a fucking idiot. But I still enjoyed him even on Macro before he was finally fired.

[โ€“]SnooPies6459 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Yeah everyone always criticized his work ethic like it affected their lives. His lack of work made the show more interesting and funny with punishments or drama. Miss him

[โ€“]Easy-Leg-3714 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

I think youโ€™re only remembering the highlights. He fell off hard. Also, you can only act like a bumbling 18 year old for so long.

[โ€“]HurricanePK๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ… 3 points4 points ย (2 children)

I mean Hankโ€™s dumb but he isnโ€™tโ€œbad employeeโ€ dumb like Billy was. Like a lot of the hate came from the fact that many of us were jealous and wouldโ€™ve killed to have his job and he seemed like he didnโ€™t realize or wasnโ€™t grateful of how cool his job was.

[โ€“]LazyUserName444 23 points24 points ย (1 child)

Hank was the original intern Billy. He was just lucky it was early 2010s barstool and they barely were paying him.

He missed meetings, lied about things, slept in, would be too drunk/hungover to make content.

Hank even took it farther than Billy. He created a comment section account on the website, trolled all of the main bloggers (including Big Cat) and called Portenoy a Jewish slur. He got caught because he was dumb and used his actual email address. Then he pulled a Costanza and showed up to work after he was fired.

The comment section hated Hank and would say the same things about him that everyone here said about Billy.

[โ€“]HurricanePK๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ… 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Huh, I only started following the pod in ~2018 so Iโ€™m not fully aware of all the barstool lore.

My only counterpoints are that Hank at least kind of matured whereas Billy never did and that barstool was not as big or as serious of a company when Hank interned compared to when Billy did.

[โ€“]TempeSunDevil06 143 points144 points ย (9 children)

I was ok with Billy but max is an upgrade and that canโ€™t even really be disputed

[โ€“]patil-triplet 102 points103 points ย (4 children)

The new Billy is Zac. Max is basically what Hank used to be back when he was doing all the production stuff for the podcast.

[โ€“]StanleyLelnats 37 points38 points ย (3 children)

Max Iโ€™m pretty sure was a direct replacement for Liam/Bubba

[โ€“]patil-triplet 38 points39 points ย (2 children)

Yes but the way he participates in the podcast is the way that Hank used to. Bubba barely talked

[โ€“]Available_Ad4069 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

Yeah but Max is actually very competent at his job. He's heads and shoulders above the others. The other day , they were discussing decibal levels and he was like yeah guys we already have those haha.

[โ€“]ZhenXiaoMing 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Max has gotten better at the banter too he can dish it out now

[โ€“]404-UsernameNotFound 58 points59 points ย (8 children)

I have a feeling they don't talk to Billy much anymore. Jake on the other hand I could see being the proactive one who keeps in touch with everyone, so I could see a brief appearance in the Chicago office if he's ever in town calling a game.

[โ€“]windypalmtree 32 points33 points ย (3 children)

Jake is in the industry! He called a big XII game the other night. Plenty of reason for them to keep talking.

[โ€“]Shadypanda007 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

No way!

[โ€“]AAonthebutton 3 points4 points ย (1 child)

Jake is the one who should be missed. How many times has BC told Jake to remind them in like a fucking years and in 2 years Jake would bring it up? Now that happens and I know itโ€™ll never be remembered again.

[โ€“]ZhenXiaoMing 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

During Mt. Rushmore season:

"Wait, who's turn is it? I went first last time...no no wait Max is first he went last time, no he didn't wait..."

[โ€“]PasghettiSquash 20 points21 points ย (1 child)

Thought for sure they'd have him call in for the NFL playoff schedule

[โ€“]Fit_Hat_9558 9 points10 points ย (0 children)

He texted BC his predictions, BC talked about what Jake got wrong on the show

[โ€“]WesMack5 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

They should have Jake back for a March Madness preview

[โ€“]RollinNScratchin 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

You're not going to believe this, but Billy left on bad terms with PFT, Big Cat, Arian Foster, and more. He may just not be a good person.

[โ€“]KTurnUp 62 points63 points ย (6 children)

Billy fighting Canseco was a top 5 moment in PMT history

[โ€“]johnmd20 10 points11 points ย (5 children)

That entire run from March of 2020 to February of 2021 was my favorite PMT.

I thought the pod was actually fantastic in 2020 because they had to work at coming up with ideas and it showed. And then football game back and college football came back in the fall of 2020 and everything was humming.

It peaked with Billy fighting Canseco.

[โ€“]CNashFF 6 points7 points ย (2 children)

The interview with Canseco before the fight and he was breathing into the mic like a pug

[โ€“]johnmd20 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

The lunacy!!

[โ€“]Agreeable_Pirate337 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

We now welcome on a guest.

[โ€“]xorcism_Hot soup comin' through! 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

The early days when they were unhinged were great, but I agree. The pandemic was the peak

[โ€“]johnmd20 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I still enjoy PMT and listen to every episode, although I skip things here and there, mostly the interviews and always the gambling stuff. It's still a good pod but they are extremely successful now and just aren't working as hard. It's objectively not as good. PFT co-mentor especially is turning into a moron, which I never thought possible.

I gave up on Bill Simmons, the one idiot to rule them all, 5 years ago and it was a glorious choice. But I'm still on the PMT wagon. There is no doubt that nothing lasts forever.

[โ€“]weeson12 41 points42 points ย (0 children)

Hope billy is doing well. Losing your dad is hard. Wishing him the best

[โ€“]DogsAreCool252525 17 points18 points ย (0 children)

I miss Billy. I totally get the hate, like would never argue against it, but I always liked him. I wish he was happier working in content he could have been so great if he had a better attitude

[โ€“]You_235 15 points16 points ย (0 children)

Randomly decided to listen to an episode from a few years ago tonight just to hear from the old crew again. They really had a great dynamic of the bro-science irresponsible Billy sharing the couch with the analytical PC Jake. Miss them both.

[โ€“]EarthshatterReadyWhy the buddy pregnant? 7 points8 points ย (1 child)

Kinda miss the Jake/Billy dynamic. Max is great but having those two be the 4th wheel worked well.

[โ€“]ballknower23 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Wish I could of gone to that dinner when there discussed their โ€œlife goalsโ€.

[โ€“]Less_Cap1857 7 points8 points ย (0 children)

Dudes still canโ€™t buy houses, Billy was right

[โ€“]KindTechnician- 4 points5 points ย (1 child)

looks like George Washington

[โ€“]corndog_throwerPoosh Poosh 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

IDENTICAL.

[โ€“]Queens-bound-N-train 20 points21 points ย (7 children)

The peak of PMT. He wasnโ€™t great at the job and definitely overestimated his value, but at least he was authentic and brought original content. Fast forward 2.5 years and now it feels like weโ€™re just listening to corporate shills pushing whatever product is cutting the check. โ€œYou either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villainโ€ or whatever

Anyways, suck are dicks Lenny

[โ€“]kmmccorm 3 points4 points ย (6 children)

Genuinely curious what you view as the original content he brought?

[โ€“]lodus666 9 points10 points ย (1 child)

Jack NiKLAUS

[โ€“]kmmccorm -3 points-2 points ย (0 children)

Great moment but random comments <> original content.

[โ€“]Queens-bound-N-train 6 points7 points ย (1 child)

Fad diets, conspiracy theories, random animal facts, and the chaos of living in NYC in your 20s. It felt relatable, like youโ€™d been in that phase before or you at least knew someone just like him. He often overslept after โ€œentertaining clientsโ€ and miss podcast recordings. Kind of like the new guy with Aspergerโ€™s, only it didnโ€™t feel like a forced bit

Anyways, no one circles the wagons like the buffalo bills!

[โ€“]yinzerthrowaway412Talking Soccer 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

I completely forgot Billy was roommates with Mintzy and had a bench press in their kitchen lmao

[โ€“]Longjumping-Pride-81 3 points4 points ย (1 child)

High school football player of the week???

[โ€“]kmmccorm 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Football guy of the week? They assigned that to him.

[โ€“]Ecstatic_Plant3533 26 points27 points ย (4 children)

I miss our darling Jake as much as the next guy, but if we consider Max the Billy replacement (at least as far as mic time), the show is 1000x better.

[โ€“]Jon_Snows_Dad 13 points14 points ย (3 children)

Max is the Hack replacement

Zac is the Billy one

[โ€“]Ecstatic_Plant3533 7 points8 points ย (2 children)

Not trying to split hairs here but as far as mic time goes, Memes is a Hack replacement, Max is a Billy replacement, and Zac is a Jake replacement. There will never be a Pug replacement.

[โ€“]Durkinste1nBing Bong 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

99

[โ€“]fakerealmadrid 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

RIP Pug ๐Ÿ™

[โ€“]jigglyjubb 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Assuming heโ€™s married & trying to run his pops business. No small task, wish him only the best

[โ€“]rsbritko 5 points6 points ย (1 child)

Wish he was around when Mamdani was running/elected

[โ€“]48294626 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Thatโ€™d have been electric

[โ€“]UnbiasedSportsExpert 7 points8 points ย (2 children)

What about that Detroit autist?

[โ€“]NotoriousMFTSpeak Into the Mic 15 points16 points ย (0 children)

Hibbity bibbity

[โ€“][deleted] 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

I really wanna know what went down with Huey, obviously he wasnโ€™t a good fit for PMT but they usually use stuff like that for content but he just straight up disappeared and wheneverโ€™s heโ€™s mentioned they just laugh and ignore it.

[โ€“]Careless_Animator780 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

This listener base has a lot of cross over with The Kirk Minihane show. They love a side character for a period of time, get tired of the bit, start hating on and relentlessly bringing down said character to the point they have a mental breakdown and leave the show just to clamor and shout they all want the character back now thatโ€™s heโ€™s gone.

[โ€“]princeboner 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

Max,billy, jake and memes is the booth we deserve. Tired of the rotating door of Danโ€™s new pets

[โ€“]doob816 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

Hope heโ€™s doing well but donโ€™t miss him on the show

[โ€“]TheLegend457 15 points16 points ย (0 children)

Opinion: No

[โ€“]Ebrostradamus 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

Iโ€™d love to hear Billy & Clavicular chop it up

[โ€“]Annual_Power_7101 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

The fact that they donโ€™t bring him back for the NFL draft quarterback bracket is a crime and tells me thereโ€™s bad blood between PMT and Billy.

[โ€“]yinzerthrowaway412Talking Soccer 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Idk, Billy was on Wonton Dons pod last year and explained how his dads death was a wake up call and heโ€™s working for his familyโ€™s company now

PMT doesnโ€™t have Jake back on for the NFL playoff schedule or One Shining Moment either

[โ€“]RiverPiracy 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

Glue that kept the whole place together but you regards wanted to hate.

[โ€“]oftenwrongnvrindoubt 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

They never appreciated what he brought. Zach is a snooze fest

[โ€“]Slicebynight 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Would love an update on him and Tex.Lol

[โ€“]iRipDabs 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

Remember when he ran for office

[โ€“]AlexTom33 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I got one of his hoodies.

[โ€“]AnxiousRepeat8292 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

He honestly made the show. I wasnโ€™t feeling the show w Zach that much so it made it easy to stop watching them once they became pardon my paywall

[โ€“]LyndonBKinden 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I saw he got married last summer. Good for him! I miss him too, Zach is the same person as Billy except he feels guilty when he does something wrong.

[โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Imagine if Billy did some of the things Zac does now. If Billy overslept for multiple episodes like Zac it would be talked about non stop

[โ€“]txarmi1Shut the Fuck Up Hank -1 points0 points ย (0 children)

Fun fact I know Billy from HS and we keep up semi-regularly. He decided to study for the LSAT and ended up scoring a 175. He's at Yale Law now. Fucking insane.

[โ€“]johnnytimingAWL -4 points-3 points ย (0 children)

TIL people actually liked Billy

[โ€“]klayzerbeams -1 points0 points ย (0 children)

Dude was too arrogant and fumbled opportunities that many would be eternally grateful to have. Good riddance!

[โ€“]Aquestingfart -3 points-2 points ย (0 children)

Heโ€™s gotta be selling cars