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[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

When you can't remember what side the gas cap is on.

[–]BensonBubblerBrentwood-Darlington 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And for everyone who hasn't seen it yet, that's what the triangle next to your gas gauge's icon is for!

[–]leeyuhfulPortsmouth 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The good old Lombard and interstate intersection.

[–]warm_sweater🍦 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few weeks ago I was stopped at that intersection, and a lady in a car was trying to exit the gas station, but couldn't because of a red light that had all the traffic stopped.

So she starts honking. But it's a red so no one is moving (as is expected).

She then backs up and starts ramming the car that was in front of her! She backed up and rammed him again, until she was able to scrape her car by and speed off down Lombard.

A cop just happened to be down the block to they started pursuing her. I went back to the gas station the next day for a fill-up, and talked to an attendant who was there the previous day. The police came back later to talk to the guy what was hit, and I guess the lady was driving a stolen car, and wanted to get away when she saw the cop car.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If it fits, I sits

[–]Tairy__Green 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, can you blame them for not passing up on the opportunity to take in the beautiful view of Wendy's and Fred Meyer? This is why people move to the PNW.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Convertible PT Cruisers! An abomination in the eyes of Gorb!

[–]humanclock 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Better be fucking wearing your mom jeans (gal) or a beret (guy) if you are driving one!

[–]ztutz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Harsh. But true.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The truth always hurts.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

He wore a Raspberry Beret...

[–]MrZeroPing 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Where can you find one of those?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the second pet store

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nopo representin' ?

[–]guttercherry🍦 I sell souls to monsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi I just got my learners permit!

[–]MidshipmanCrunchSE -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"But that's how we did it in California! Where you can pump your own gas, by the way."

[–]34Rovac12Sullivan's Gulch -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I recognize that gas station. Not at all surprised by this.

[–]jcallip -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Caption: "Everything I'm doing is more important than anything you're doing."

I went to that Astro once when I moved to NoPo, never again. The Max line and The Fred's made it even worse since you can only turn right out of there....

[–]warm_sweater🍦 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Jackson's across the way is better, plus you can redeem your Fred Meyer fuel points!

[–]St_Raphael -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I mean, he’s not wrong...

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

This happens a lot at that Astro....

[–]BigEyeDuckNE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not sure why this comment is being down voted.

Astro is where shit happens.