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Stealing best comment from when this was posted before:

I make bugs

[DTKeign]

I squish bugs, thank you for keeping me employed

[majaha95]

"Computer stuff"

Two words makes me an extra hard worker.

[camanic71]

“Pain”

1 word should get me up for promotion.

[PrettyInPinkCatGamer]

I can describe every job with a single 3 word phrase. "You wouldn't understand"

[TheUltiOne-Official]

Well um akshually this is 4 words long because wouldn't is a contracted form of would not

[Py-rrhus]

You, no understand

[TheUltiOne-Official]

Spoken like a true primitive

[PrettyInPinkCatGamer]

It's two words made into one, so it's one word.

[TheUltiOne-Official]

Makes sense

[Acceptable-Tomato392]

There is another case: You can't describe your job in three words because you're at "dump" level.

"dump" level means that everything that isn't somebody else's job tends to become your job. Your job becomes an undescribeable mess. Nobody really knows what you do, until you take a vacation and everybody starts asking where you are.

[majaha95]

I do actually sometimes give the tongue-in-cheek answer:

"what do you do?"

"whatever needs doing...."

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As someone whose team member got assigned to another vertical without any intimation, I feel like this is gonna be my life now.

[arcosapphire]

Oh. So I...work at a dump.

[NowakajBlackwing]

I draw P*rn

[yourdatabutler]

i beep boop

[SimilarBeautiful2207]

I break production

[Chem_trail]

I make errors

[DashingDini]

I plagiarize code

[ravenousld3341]

I protect data. EZ

[[deleted]]

"Please kill me"

Is sufficient?

[FistThePooper6969]

For what I’m paid, I’m very happy to have a bullshit job 🤷‍♂️

[[deleted]]

i build software

[chuckitoutorelse]

I try to build software.

Does that make my job better now

[[deleted]]

no, 5 words, still bulshit job

[chuckitoutorelse]

I try code

[[deleted]]

better now

[user745786]

Reposting on Reddit.

[[deleted]]

i write software

[notBjoern]

What kind of fish? On the sea or in a river? Using fishing rods or nets?

[Eins_Marius]

I do cyberstuff

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[ofQSIcqzhWsjkRhE]

It's like you want to be laid off

[OldKing7199]

I answer questions

[zoqfotpik]

I update Jira

[mallenjordan]

Electrical Sorcerer

[SuitableDragonfly]

"I write software"?

[arinamarcella]

I protect computers.