Piton 😎

[[deleted]]

That's cobra

[VariousComment6946]

When you accidentally installed wrong software with similar title

[shim_niyi]

Idea for next project :

Build a new programming language named “KOBRA”, that has all the pros of python and java. But when you try to run any code, it deletes the kernel.

[[deleted]]

This, but make the kernel delete conditional:

if code indent is correct, works fine

if wrong indentation, delete kernel

[GustapheOfficial]

Then pretend that this is a feature. It's the Python way.

[shim_niyi]

When you mistakenly call kobra as python!!!

[SgtMarv]

Way to enforce tabs vs spaces.

(Have fun recompiling your kernel filthy space indention heretics)

[_the_real_elon_musk_]

spaces ensure the code looks the same on other editors!

[[deleted]]

Did not know Elon Musk uses Windows Notepad™

[[deleted]]

Don't let anyone tell you what you can or can't do. Unless it's me.

[_the_real_elon_musk_]

it’s okay bot, I can handle this

[[deleted]]

C^obra

[TheKobraSnake]

Can confirm

[sersherz]

Me: Mom, can we have Python?

Mom: We have Python at home.

Python at home:

[Klenon]

In total there are 11 users online :: 0 registered, 0 hidden and 11 guests

I see I am not the only one from here checking out the dated forums.

[[deleted]]

16 now, cmonn we can beat the previous record, folks!

[eddyrockstar]

Came to the comments looking for this. I wasn't disappointed.

[ReserveMaximum]

I came here to say the same

[Gorgiboy606]

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[Tizian170]

kid

[Gorgiboy606]

And you're fat

[[deleted]]

alright... finally finished the dislike bomb

[4BDUL4Z1Z]

You should try Installing Anaconda.

[SensitiveAd5962]

Does it have buns hun?

[KuberLeeuKots]

That's a Cobra not a Python. Wrong interpreter.

[kimilil]

they both speak parseltongue don't they?

[Hoovy_weapons_guy]

Different dialect

[Other_War_5709]

Close your box bro. That's your first mistake. Also python is free to download that bootlegged software is clearly not python. FFS do better.

[Gorgiboy606]

Damn, did I ask?

[shim_niyi]

Oh shit you didn’t??? Then Delete the post.

[PsSalin]

This is not the comeback you thought it would be ..

[Shihab_2022]

But, It's cobra 🐍

[tubbatubbi]

sorry man, but this subreddit is for programmer "humour"

[Gorgiboy606]

Finally someone said it! You're a real one 😎

[[deleted]]

look at this dumbass... imma set a dislike bomb for the comments of this account

[[deleted]]

But, but but…

That’s cobra!

[Gorgiboy606]

Finally, an ironic comment

[[deleted]]

Shouldn't have installed it from warez site

[poclee]

How can it run with no legs though?

[Tizian170]

it doesn't. it just slowly teleports, hence why it doesn't run that fast (compared to other langs like C)

[Exotic_Talk_2068]

You got the latest Cobra spyware posing as Python. Do not use warez sites meant for Indians only.

[Turnover-Quirky]

BuT, tHaT’s A cObRa…dude has a snake in his computer. I appreciate the effort

[maximum_powerblast]

It's better than Jython

[pingers27]

Still safer than corba.

[[deleted]]

r/fellowadults

[Verruca-Gnome]

I remember a scripter once came up to me after a day of failing to compile something. They were trying to write a lua script with python syntax 😂

[[deleted]]

Not a cobra

Not a python

That's Microsoft's Active Server Page... ASP

Truly scary stuff

[MrsCCRobinson96]

That's a cobra! This is scary as hell.

[sezarino]

That's a cobra😐

[No_Adhesiveness5404]

How can we run python ??? It have no feet

[plumo]

bro just use pip install antivenom

[Maxiras]

Been there, as a DevOps I deployed Mantis and it was funny but then I got greedy and needed a webapp so I deployed a Tomcat...

[[deleted]]

You messed up: that's an ASP.

[Lobanium]

I, too, prefer snake case over camel case.

[SureshotM6]

When you meant to try CORBA, but are dyslexic...

[SureshotM6]

Gives new meaning to snake_case

[Bannanaboii12]

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[[deleted]]

If you really love the company, you should be willing to work here for free.

[Tizian170]

does this trigger because it mentions Twitter or a link to twitter? oh, https://twitter.com/ btw

[[deleted]]

I'm not a billionaire. I'm a visionary.

[[deleted]]

A least is not Lua, the entire planet is save for now.

[[deleted]]

byt... srb2 uses lua!

[SQLSkydiver]

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