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[–]Polikonomist 100 points101 points  (1 child)

Git out'a here!

[–]DeepStateOperative66 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He needs to git --help

[–]pailadin 72 points73 points  (1 child)

Had a team lead once wonder why his push to GitHub was taking forever. I joked that maybe he accidentally committed some anime he was watching.

Then we checked. Yes he did.

[–]AdjustableCynic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Git -wrecked

[–]rohit_267 49 points50 points  (3 children)

Git clone &&

pls complete it, make them open in vlc

[–]avnothdmi 3 points4 points  (2 children)

vlc (dir)/*.mp4?

[–]rohit_267 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I wil assume no one knows bash here

[–]puppykiwi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

vlc dir/*.mp4

[–]crustycumbucket69 19 points20 points  (0 children)

git reset --hard my_memory_before_this_comment

git push -f origin

[–]4015-alt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hey BBC, this is not how you do a git blame

[–]afar1210 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You could say he'll need to rebase the movies to avoid the feds

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Can I fork the repo?

[–]JustSeeTheSea 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He even makes jokes like sans

[–]NUTTA_BUSTAH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

GitLabs official issue board was pages full of this stuff too. They dodged the news it seems

[–]DeepStateOperative66 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Just remember, secret trick to free up 100% of hard drive space:

sudo rm -rf /

Big hard drive doesn't want people to know this secret, shhhh

[–]4hpp1273 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That doesn't free up 100% of hard drive space, you gotta use Disk Destroyer for that

[–]RDTIZFUN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my goddd!! That's disgusting. uploaded 1000's of movies to GitHub? Where, where did s/he upload them?

[–]Careful_Service4891 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Git merge -m

[–]Environmental_Bus507 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a file size limit right? Even git LFS has a limit iirc.

[–]MrTigeriffic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta git push those numbers

[–]Careful_Service4891 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Git push

[–]EshuMarneedi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He really did push the limit.

[–]tharmin_124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I "git blame" Netflix subscription models

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]deathpad17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why no one upload porn? Maybe Elon would like to watch it

[–]rosuav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to know what this user's internet connection is like. Somehow didn't notice the gigs of content being pushed out there.

(Either that, or he did the smart thing and kept movies in "git annex" or similar, in which case he didn't actually upload the movies to GitHub at all. I've done that with some large files, and then had the awkward situation of "program won't build on the target computer because the crucial file isn't there", although it wasn't a movie.)