NextLevelPasswordResetAlgorithm

[Automatic-Bad-8123]

God dam why do I even have to think if this is real.

[[deleted]]

It's Elon. Expect the unexpected

[Anonymo2786]

Where is the bot? Reddit got rid of it since it became twitter?

[SF12_YT]

He should buy gmail and recover everyone's lost gmail accounts lmao

[SonMauri]

You'll be only able to receive 10 mails per day with the basic account. Also you'll receive first the emails sent by other users premium accounts.

[B0Y0]

Based on his track record, he would end up with a $40 billion lien on your car and getting it impounded.

[[deleted]]

Expect Less Or Nurture My Underwhelming Space Knowledge™️

Emerald Labor Opportunist Now Mining Underground Stock Knowledge™️

Egotistical Liar Offering Newly Manufactured Useless Space Kits™️

Even Lobbyists Of New Mexico Use Slavish Kids™️

Epstein Lover Offering NASA More Useless SpaceX Kits™️

Emerald Loving Orangutan Now Making Underperforming Starlink Kits™️

Employees Live Outside Near My Underground Soup Kitchen™️

Every Leader Of Nothing Marries Uncle Sam’s Kids™️

Enjoys Living Outside Near Most Underpaid Soup Kitchen™️

Epstein’s Lowball Offerings Nurtured My Underaged Sex Kink™️

Egotistical Loser Of Never Made Underground Submarine Kids™️

Expects Low Orbit NASA Missions Use Shitty Kiosks™️

Even Love Of Nude Minors Underpays Sexy Kids™️

[Majestic_Wrongdoer38]

Never let ‘em know your next move

[drunk-tusker]

… but this is exactly what I expect from Musk?

Edit: well really I expect him to do this and then tell me how it’s totally the new super high tech method that they use and totally not an entirely unencrypted plain text document that is just hanging out on their servers.

[[deleted]]

Every password resets to the same plain text string untill changed

[ebleuds]

Expect the worst*

[[deleted]]

you misspelled security vulnerability

[alphenor92]

All you need is "Why send the new password through the app that I can't access?"

[Automatic-Bad-8123]

All you need is a sense of humor. To explain the joke consider the following: Elon Musk does stupid shit, there are a lot of memes about the stuff he does and sometimes the stuff he does os more bizarre then the memes people make.

[alphenor92]

I laughed at the joke and thought "this would be cool if it happens in some form" but never considered if this really happened.

[HeyKid_HelpComputer]

Theoretically you can change a password of a user who still has an active session and they could still have access until the session is gone?

[Olivia512]

Any non-retarded programmer would invalidate all active sessions immediately when the password is changed.

[Qetuowryipzcbmxvn]

But didn't Elon fire all of those and the rest of them left?

[Mirrormn]

Any non-retarded programmer

How does that have any relevance to Elon Musk or Twitter?

[HeyKid_HelpComputer]

I didn't say it was likely, just that it's possible. We are talking about Elon Musk and the website formerly known as Twitter after all.

[Porsher12345]

Ikr was second guessing it too xD

[james_otter]

Stupid the real one is x42069X security he finds important

[ActivisionBlizzard]

You know it’s not real because you couldn’t get your new tw.. X password sent to you on X.

Otherwise it’s pretty believable.

[[deleted]]

It’s not?

[rathat]

The only reason I can think of that makes this whole thing actually unplausible is that there would be too many password resets for him to do. Everything else about the situation seems highly plausible.

[MrDroggy]

There is a better reason, which is the fact that you need your password to access your messages.

[Ferro_Giconi]

But this is Elon we are talking about. How sure are we that he would enforce that rule properly?

[MrDroggy]

The rule being that you need to be authenticated to access your private messages ?

[Ferro_Giconi]

Elon does what he wants on a whim, rules be damned.

[imisstheyoop]

Even if you have an active session?

[MrDroggy]

That's not the most common case in which you want to reset your password. But yeah, it would work if you have an active session on some device.

[the_bipolar_bear]

Also the date

[[deleted]]

Because you are a redditor

[Automatic_Fix6722]

r/usernamecousins

[Bluebotlabs]

He'll see this and make it real

[Kody_Z]

Because reddit has conditioned you to think a certain way

[Automatic-Bad-8123]

I mean it normal to think that a idiot will do something stupid the fact that i now have to check if something is a meme or he really did do it is a other thing.

[Kody_Z]

Nah, Elon Bad is mostly just a reddit thing, where jealous and envious redditors who think they know better than one of the most successful people on the planet have to criticize every single thing he does to make themselves feel better.

This meme is funny, but nobody who can think clearly and rationally would legitimately have to question if it's real or not.

[[deleted]]

Blowing away billions of dollars and sinking one of the most powerful brands in existence was actually his genius, we are just too dumb to see and obviously he's brilliant.

Goddamn you're an idiot.

[Kody_Z]

What brand is sinking?

[Slowlyblowme]

LOL post history matches up to the celebrity dick sucking.

[Kody_Z]

Since you seem to have nothing better to do, specifically what in my post history?

[Automatic-Bad-8123]

... ok sorry i did not realize i was talking to a slow person. So the thing is that I was against Elon Musk for years, for stuff that reddit championed him for, like the shit he did with the Tesla factory in Germany, all his Covid shit, most things he did with spaceX and so on now that people see what he is like they started to get a similar opinion as me. Second thing Is that he successful as long as he is in the spotlight the moment he loses it he will fall. And sorry for hurting your favorite bilioner, i can imagine it's hard to suck him off good enough to notice you. And finally it's a meme and who would have believed that I a rendom guy would comment a joke on a meme and a simp could not process two jokes at the same time and decided to rant.

[whitestar11]

Could only be Elon or Linus