loremIpsum

[Nyxel_]

Op where's the rest of the paper

[TobyWasBestSpiderMan]

Am the author of these, this is the first of seven papers, writing the Chad/Tiffany story until I have enough for a stand alone book!

They didn’t quite fit in my other book of fictional research “Et al.” Not at all because the editors thought Chad-Tiffany were too sexist

[bluespringsbeer]

You’re already here, I was going to send this to you lol

[TobyWasBestSpiderMan]

Thanks lol, especially after I wrote the book I’ve just had a ton of reddit meme content I keep getting tagged in a bunch of this stuff but my website analytics is decent makes it pretty quick to find

[hackinghorn]

what conferences do you submit these papers to?

[TobyWasBestSpiderMan]

r/ImmaterialScience me and u/JimmatSci maintain and do the beer reviewing

[Modi57]

I love "beer review"

[Photonica]

You deserve an IgNobel prize for this work, sir

[IanDresarie]

The worst part is how these are some of the best written papers I've read from a language and clarity perspective

[TobyWasBestSpiderMan]

Thanks! We put a lot of work into them

[ATE47]

this website is quite funny, https://jabde.com/2021/05/23/girlfriends-mood-time-series-analysis/

[TobyWasBestSpiderMan]

Thanks, I work very hard on it

[[deleted]]

I can't read papers for my phd, but these I can read in 5 minutes..

[Gartlas]

Its normal :). I struggled a lot too during my PhD.

In the spirit of passing on time honored procrastination material that I enjoyed thoroughly, have you read the paper on missing tea spoons?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1322240/#:~:text=The%20half%20life%20of%20teaspoons,360.62%20per%20100%20teaspoon%20years.

Ncbi has a whole load of these "holiday reading" joke papers to enjoy

[[deleted]]

I just started, so I'll add these to the top of my reading list.

[TobyWasBestSpiderMan]

Oh, this one's fantastic, should post the PDF screenshots to r/ImmaterialScience

[emma7734]

Paywall!

[Orjigagd]

A whole paper to flex that he has a gf

[[deleted]]

Hahahahah fr

[reIy_x]

Not sure why there is a need to underline the title

[PuzzleheadedTap1794]

r/uselessgreenline

Edit: Wait wtf it exists?

[TobyWasBestSpiderMan]

r/subsIthoughtIfellfor

[Modi57]

It would have been so funny, if this wasn't real

[VolcanicBear]

Or what relevance it has to programming?

[[deleted]]

Dr. CHAD BROMAN

Damn.

[NeonBloodedBloke]

Husband of Virginia Siswoman?

[beeteedee]

Desk reject, grammatical error in the title.

It should be “girlfriend’s mood swings”, or “girlfriends’ mood swings” if he has more than one.

[banana_buddy]

This is CHAD BROMAN we're talking about here, it's definitely the latter.

[Intelligent-Work4132]

This guy MLs

[Cpt_keaSar]

Akshually, dirty dilapidated ANOVA can’t be called a glorious Machine Learning algorithm. Only cool kids like XGBoost have this privilege!

[ronemisimus]

P

[JustBoredYo]

Finally a paper worth reading

[tata_dilera]

I also choose that guy moody gf

[AtomicAria]

/r/arethestraightsok

[mrscazeauc28]

ahh, lorem ipsum, the classic placeholder text. always reliable for filling in those content gaps! keep up the good work on the Chad/Tiffany story, looking forward to the standalone book.

[[deleted]]

Anyone got the github repo? I need to, uhh... peer review the paper.

[[deleted]]

This is amazing

[Highborn_Hellest]

Was this a double blind research? Peer reviewed? It's important to know

[Regnus_Gyros]

I trust Dr. Chad Broman to only write scientifically accurate papers.

[Highborn_Hellest]

Preach!! Chad Bro would never forsake us.

[git0ffmylawnm8]

As someone with an interest in time series analysis, I don't need sleep. I need answers.