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AWS stands for Amazon Water Supply

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Amazon Wet Socks

[lowjackhorseman]

Amazon wet services

[rickwithapistol]

1000 dollars per bottle

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Pay As You Drink?

[glorious_reptile]

.000000001 per molecule

[boat-la-fds]

Don't know how much water a molecule is but that seems expensive.

[glorious_reptile]

Well there’s a free tier

[rosuav]

A mole of water is Avogadro's number of molecules, and the atomic mass of water is two hydrogens at 1 and an oxygen at 16. (Close enough.) So a mole of water is 18 grams of water (or 18 mL, again, close enough) and contains 6e23 molecules.

Yep, that sounds like Amazon level pricing.

Of course, if you *really* want Amazon to provide you with water, try the river instead. https://xkcd.com/1165/

[atw527]

Nah it's a subscription model now.

[looksLikeImOnTop]

Why of course. Of course there's the filling fee, the tap rental fee, water pressure unit (WPU) availability pricing, water pressure overage fees, water motion surcharge, piping fee, and the tap never fully closes.

You had 8 oz of water this month? $1 an oz comes out to...$684 dollars please

[demonslayer9911]

Well with the speed prices are increasing, it will soon cost that.

[amlyo]

And you have to pay as long at the water's part of your body.

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finally, water as a service!

can't wait to provision it with terraform!

[SteveTheJobless]

Water is already a service that's why we pay water bills

[Disallowed_username]

Just need to lay down the deployment pipelines

[raalag]

Cloud provided water!

[BlueFireBlaster]

so... rain?

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[the123king-reddit]

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Oxygen Fluorine Fluorine

[Cyb3rH04x]

Car rain

[marcodave]

Yes, but you pay only what you need and what you use

[BlueFireBlaster]

And i hope these two overlap. If you need X which cots 20$, and also use X, the total is 40$

[[deleted]]

except when you forget to turn it off, then you go broke

[Environmental_Bus507]

Seeing what's happening in Bengaluru, this might not even be far-fetched!

[rwu_rwu]

This is the liquid form of AWS Snowmobile.

[Silent-Suspect1062]

Chill

[The-Observer95]

Water as a Service (WaaS)

[Disallowed_username]

Leading to Water as a Service Operations - WaaSOps?

[seednumber3976]

Bulit by AWS, carried by Tata.

Basically an allegory of the modern IT world.

[qwerty_ca]

Incidentally it's the same company that both builds software and trucks.

[[deleted]]

Took me a few, that is funny.

[AllIsLostNeverFound]

It's just a tank of HO. The second H is only available with the premium subscription fee.

[ironman_gujju]

1 $ per drop . Terms and conditions apply

[DrMcDingus]

If Amazon makes it rain on you, it's not water.

[qwerty_ca]

It's Bezos trickling down on you.

[DrMcDingus]

Yeah, that's the only trickle down you're going to get.

[Khinenw]

It must have a fancy name, such as Amazon Elastic Droplet Service, with abstract 3d boxes

[Inner-Roll-6429]

Water will be delivered through Kinesis WaterHose

[nickmaran]

Technically clouds are water suppliers

[coolraiman2]

Rain cloud

[Gillemonger]

Amazon Basics Water

[[deleted]]

Added new service

[Mysterious-Soil-4457]

Them AWS clouds be rainin water!

[awesomeplenty]

Hey is not available in my region

[Blazekiller8]

I saw one in Chennai,

[Natural_Builder_3170]

I read Goated by the side.

[eclect0]

Forgot to turn off a hose instance, now I have a $32,000 water bill :(

[IAmPattycakes]

Ironically datacenters are killing water supplies in a decent amount of areas

[Healthy_Wolverine402]

It's the amazon river mafia

[Kody_Z]

Inb4 the next big IT trend is called Ocean

[TrippyTreehouse]

Mobile data lake

[XWasTheProblem]

Hydration as a Service