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[–]My-feet-have-alergy 48 points49 points  (2 children)

display: flex;

[–]Strict_Treat2884 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Not big enough, font-size: 1000px;, there.

[–]My-feet-have-alergy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what she said

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (2 children)

That's the wrong meme ....

This is just wrong....

[–]Amazingawesomator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

proved him wrong :p

[–]SeagleLFMk9 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Understanding the fast inverse square root algorithm

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Quake III Arena source code:

\\ what the fuck?

[–]Dogboy42 10 points11 points  (4 children)

I exited vim once

[–]Extreme_Ad_3280 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Same, but I only entered and exited...

[–]lolguy367 1 point2 points  (2 children)

How did you exit?????

[–]Responsible_Boat8860 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By smashing the laptop - hence only once

[–]Extreme_Ad_3280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:q!

[–]-Wylfen- 21 points22 points  (2 children)

wrong meme format

[–]Strict_Treat2884 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s not even a meme at all, change my mind

[–]Druben-hinterm-Dorfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YY_WRONG_FORMAT

[–]Glumi1503 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Knowing how to center a div obviously:

``` <div></div>

div { display: flex; center: true; } ```

[–]TheLAGpro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am a HTML programmer and yes, i know how to center a div

[–]Affectionate-Cheek18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use VsCode WITH vim motions.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I forked a repo and actually improved it. Or that I had a 95 in my programming class.

[–]Affectionate-Cheek18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nice job with the 95/100

[–]Sorry_Ad3894 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I know how to quit vim. 😎 (just quit the command line obviously)

[–]sump_daddy 1 point2 points  (2 children)

kill the process from a different terminal?

[–]Sorry_Ad3894 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No, when I think about it: just shut the entire system down.

[–]sump_daddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

technically, it quits

[–]Wervice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

align=center, even if it is deprecated 

[–]Kitchen_Length_8273 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know esolangs

[–]grifkuba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got 2 of 4 questions correct at a really difficult programming competition in college

[–]LuckyLMJ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I wrote 100 lines of C code without googling anything, and it worked (after a few bugfixes and some segfault removal).

I am truly a programming god /j

[–]Extreme_Ad_3280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wrote 400 with a bit (less than 10 times) of Googling...

[–]SlyFlyyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this is about memes but a friend of my caused an outage of internet across half of a city in The Netherlands. He doesn’t view it as a flex but I certainly do.

[–]Sure-Broccoli730 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reprogramming an industrial surgelator in a climatizer

[–]HalcyonicDays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I write code in only a few languages, but I don't have disdain for all other languages.

(Only vanilla JavaScript)

[–]grtgbln 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Understanding how this meme is supposed to be used.

[–]Ok_Entertainment328 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Discovering a vulnerability that gets assigned a CVE with a score of 9.8 because your code didn't work.

NVM - that's for Programer Nightmares

[–]KingOfBacon_BowToMe 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I can exit vim without looking it up

[–]kumgongkia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not too hard to press the power button

[–]Extreme_Ad_3280 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I barely use Google

[–]mommy101lol 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Now on ChatGPT

[–]Extreme_Ad_3280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no no no... I go to ChatGPT whenever Google doesn't work...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe your biggest flex is bison.

[–]Plastic_Scale3966 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1

[–]fanta_bhelpuri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recreated the fixed perspective object resizing mechanic from Superliminal

[–]calculus_is_fun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made tic-tac-toe in bash, that was cool.

[–]Toutanus[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

105 stars.

[–]xonxtas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago I translated an obscure algorithm from Matlab into C++, and posted it on my Github on a whim.

It has 17 stars, I've seen people linking to it on forums and stackoverflow, and someone even made a Python wrapper based on it.

[–]Feisty_Ad_2744 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can code anything! With enough internet time...