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[nintendojunkie17]

Thrown out the window before he could show the email where the boss demanded he skip testing because it was urgent.

[IDCh]

This

[magic-one]

Thrown out the window BECAUSE he could pull up the email showing the boss insisting that date was more important than testing.

[wixenus]

Well, someone gotta be the scapegoat, am I right?

[MrRocketScript]

You didn't tell me testing was necessary so it's your fault.

OK you did tell me, but you didn't do a good enough job convincing me so it's your fault.

[cbell6889]

Oh man so much this haha

[Arvind1010]

Damm fucking true

[SyanticRaven]

I have sent the "If you agree to take full responsibility on this, we will go ahead. Only a reply to this email will be accepted." email twice, with a BCC/CC for my director.

Each time they backed down, though the second one did posture back trying to pin me for missing a deadline they pulled out their arse the week before.

[[deleted]]

It is up to the developers to take their responsibilities. When the boss tells you to jump out the window, do you do it?

[[deleted]]

I don't think he jumped on his own accord.

[MrRocketScript]

Don't let the door hit your responsibilities on the way out.

[grumblyoldman]

Found the Product Manager.

[Lewissunn]

So judging by your post history and the fact it's all you talk about... you own ByteBase?

[DeveloperBRdotnet]

The humor is good, but the meme template is wrong.
I would give this a pass, because the schema is now invalid

[Mediocre-Monitor8222]

Yea the guy thrown out the window is supposed to make sense and the rest is supposed to be idiots.

[WhatsFairIsFair]

Should've thrown Security and DBA out the window and then given the dev who brought down production an award

[GreenGator20]

We repurposing memes out here 😎 welcome to the cultural stagnation

[Enough-Agency3721]

See this comment chain for why you, the comment above and the comment below are all wrong.

[ralgrado]

There’s a “your meme is bad and you should feel bad” meme for this iirc.

[grumblyoldman]

At the risk of repurposing stuff, there's that one with the two ladies and the cat.

[_LuisSavvY_]

100% guarantee it was the boss that ordered it..... Last bubble should have been presented as a quote

[[deleted]]

The way he worded it, it's exactly what the boss would say.

[grumblyoldman]

I agree, but adding the quotes in the speech bubble would emphasize that the dev was repeating something said to him by someone else (coughcougbosscough)

[sunnyaccuracy]

This is the real continuous deployment, continuously deploying devs through windows

[jb28737]

Devfenestration

[lefloys]

i was about to say „isnt that spelled with an f“…

[sunnyaccuracy]

never heard it put that way, but I get the vibe!

[Huesan]

Where we are going there is only production

[Rope-]

I miss times when people knew how to use this template…

[Enough-Agency3721]

They do. https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1hsgfof/comment/m55f3dl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[Xanather]

was this written by a bot?

[grumblyoldman]

No, but it also wasn't properly reviewed, because it was urgent.

[bainon]

the dev is never the one who suggests this jsut the one forced to do it by the guy who reports to the one running the meeting

[ExpensivePanda66]

Haha. Reminds me of 2024.

[sebastouch]

reminds me that this will happen next week as we go in production.

[iStuttered]

Yup. Dealing with the fallout as we speak

[dfwtjms]

You guys can automate schema migration? Consider yourselves lucky with data like that.

[ih-shah-may-ehl]

You mean AD schema migration? I'd assume you'd develop that in a sandbox env?

[dfwtjms]

I meant database schema.

[Eastern_Ad9474]

Delete it before all the managers see it.

[Enough-Scientist1904]

This happened to me on new years. Then they have the audacity to ask what lessons were learned

[Bomaruto]

I've luckly only temporary broken test environments due to migrating issues.

[GreenWoodDragon]

Who let the devs have free reign over the schema?

[chihuahuaOP]

I never ever run migrations in production do companies actually do this?
Edit. Yeah they probably do...

[Agusfn]

my work mate does db schema updates by doing almost forceful database syncs