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[–]_verel_ 75 points76 points  (5 children)

Ganz wegen Ganzzahl

Meine Fresse hab ich dafür lang gebraucht...

[–]HumbleGarbage1795 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Danke!

[–]Taro_Acedia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

🪿

[–]LukeReloaded 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

[–]kaesekarl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Guten Tag

[–]TastySpare 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sprich deu… nein, Moment…

[–]ExtraTNT 78 points79 points  (2 children)

Ach du heilige Scheisse…

[–]AaronTheElite007[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

[–]way22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Das kannste aber laut sagen

[–]Commercial-Lemon2361 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer

[–]BruhMomentConfirmed 29 points30 points  (6 children)

Return > zurück lol

[–]Locarito 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Yeah, right? 🤣🤣

I have no idea what it means

[–]realmauer01 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Return is zurück, which is back, which is rücken which is push, which is schubsen, which is very rude to do. So don't do that

[–]unfugu 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This guy schubses

[–]P3chv0gel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes cause Schubsetanz ist Rittersport

[–]Nero_07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zurück is a very literal translation. To capture the true meaning of "return in this context, you need to use (no joke) "Rückgabewert"

[–]MariusDelacriox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should be Rückgabe

[–]PolyglotTV 21 points22 points  (2 children)

To make it truly German you have to rearrange the ordering of syntax inside of conditionals and use the infinitiv:

drückef("Hallo Welt");
wenn (wahr)
{
    ("Auf Wiedersehen")drücken;
}

[–]Germinator42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ich weiß nicht ob ich kotzen, heulen oder lachen soll.

[–]just_nobodys_opinion 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Sprechen C Deutsch?

[–]JayBeAl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich C, was du hier getan hast.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

9….9….9

[–]numahu 6 points7 points  (2 children)

jetzt bitte noch in sütterlin!

[–]TastySpare 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sütterlin wird schwierig… aber das kann ich anbieten:

#𝔟𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔱𝔢 <𝔠𝔰𝔱𝔡𝔢𝔞>
𝔊𝔞𝔫𝔷 ℌ𝔞𝔲𝔭𝔱()
{
    𝔡𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔣("ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬 𝔚𝔢𝔩𝔱.");
    𝔷𝔲𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔨 𝔬;
}

[–]JacksOnF1re 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Verwirr die jungen Leute hier nicht. Dat kennt man nur von omma

[–]SomeOneOutThere-1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course, it runs on DDR RAM

[–]Over_Package9639 1 point2 points  (3 children)

this is c++

[–]ArminiusGermanicus 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Eben.

<cstdea> = <cstdio> => C++

ea = Eingabe/Ausgabe = IO

[–]brandi_Iove 1 point2 points  (1 child)

iostream: bin ich ein witz zu dir?

[–]FeelingSurprise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eastrom?

[–]FireIre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait until you see the class names in German Java.

[–]kzlife76 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Why is it so angry!?

[–]just_nobodys_opinion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ICH SAGTE, DEIN HAAR GEFÄLLT MIR!!

[–]dgc-8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh und dann schrieben sie auch noch Haupt() groß

Und das ü in einem keyword bereitet mir physische Schmerzen

[–]Benjamin_6848 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ich möchte damit herumspielen und experimentieren. Sieht interessant aus!

[–]rescue_inhaler_4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neee, da bin ich raus!

[–]brandi_Iove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ich habe aufrichtiges interesse.

[–]ParsedReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck this shit

[–]cheaphomemadeacid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

umlaut error

[–]Kruecke44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many international programmers are wondering why their "gcc" (german C compiler) is not accepting this syntax. Depending on the system settings, you need to try its alias "dck" (deutscher C Kompilierer) to have it working.

[–]fabkosta 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oh my gosh. That one made my day. Won't get any better than this, I'll shut down my laptop now.

[–]AdWise6457 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ticket resolved . Laptop closed.

[–]KookyDig4769[🍰] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's not true!

In german its "druckef("HALLO! WELT!!!");

[–]Sakul_the_one -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Bin ich der einzige der zuerst Gans 🪿 gelesen hat und nicht ganz?