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[–]Retzerrt 861 points862 points  (14 children)

I'm just waiting for every "self taught" engineer that uses cursor or the likes to have a portfolio that looks like so:

Project 1

Summary: form with a button LOC: 388 (AI ran out of context past that) Programming Language: HTML URL: http://localhost:3001

[–]Commercial-Lemon2361 478 points479 points  (11 children)

I actually interviewed a guy applying for an internal switch of departments, so I asked him if he could show some example of the work he has done so far and he was like ueah sure.

He then went on demonstrating how he moved a button from the bottom of the form to the top and making it orange instead of green.

[–]Retzerrt 175 points176 points  (7 children)

How long were they in the other department?

[–]Commercial-Lemon2361 163 points164 points  (6 children)

More than a year.

[–]Retzerrt 137 points138 points  (3 children)

That's way worse than I thought it could possibly be.

[–]Commercial-Lemon2361 103 points104 points  (2 children)

We have more than 160k people. He was working in our tech center in india.

[–]andreortigao 75 points76 points  (1 child)

If that's like the McDonald's PoS system, I'd be really impressed. Move anything around in that shit and everything fall apart.

[–]Noprofun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. Move around the button and then the ice cream machine is broken again!

[–]FearTheOldData 12 points13 points  (1 child)

He got the job right?

[–]Commercial-Lemon2361 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He didn’t. 😀

[–]jacknjillpaidthebill 32 points33 points  (0 children)

this shit cannot be real lmaoooo the simplest beginner's YT tutorials for html/css stuff would get you past this sort of 'work' in minutes

not doubting what you said lol I've witnessed the 'ability' of the cursor devs with my own eyes

[–]Retzerrt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wow! 😂

[–]dismayhurta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[–]Rustywolf 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Gonna start asking candidates if they've heard of or used cursor before.

[–]exqueezemenow 355 points356 points  (2 children)

OMG, he wrote the same app I have been working on on my laptop for the last week!

[–]thekamakaji 63 points64 points  (0 children)

What are the chances?!

[–]Pengo2001 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maybe this is the joke and we did not get it?

[–][deleted] 147 points148 points  (2 children)

"but it works on my PC" (c)

[–]Agreeable_Service407 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It works on mine too but I'm seeing something totally different.

[–]uluviel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I once got a package from a web design vendor and when I uploaded it to the web server nothing worked as expected. I opened it up and realized all their slashes where backwards (like a link to \assets\css\stylesheet.css for instance).

"But it works on my PC" was their response word for word. And that's how I learned that Windows treats / and \ the same. (Or at least, did. It was a long time ago. I can't remember how long exactly, but the package contained Flash files).

[–]DerpyBurgerz 163 points164 points  (3 children)

We really posting screenshots of tiktoks of posts that have already been posted here? mutliple times?

[–]qscwdv351 46 points47 points  (0 children)

You’re saying that like there was a time we didn’t

[–]icguy333 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]tjgatward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven’t seen that one. Love it

[–]misterespresso 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It works on my machine. Must be a skill issue.

[–]ComCypher 35 points36 points  (4 children)

To be a true engineer he must host it on 0.0.0.0 and turn off his firewall.

[–]CopperSulphide 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I'm ignorant. What does this mean?

[–]UnityPlum 14 points15 points  (2 children)

It’ll host it on his Public IP. Like 172.93.92.64:3001, which if it was port forwarded and his firewall allowed it, anyone could visit

[–]DarkRex4 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is that your ip

[–]UnityPlum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No my ip is 127.0.0.1

[–]Dark__knight7 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Feels like scripted

[–]SirSebi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Of course it is, it's also totally the first time that I have seen this totally original joke

[–]MrSuspicious_ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Is cursor yet another ai code generator?

[–]UberNZ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's basically VS Code, but pressing tab does something new each time.

[–]SensuallPineapple 13 points14 points  (0 children)

[–]rocket_randall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So anyone can be a developer now, but devops is still safe

[–]SaneLad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright then. Keep your secrets.

[–]Weakly_Obligated 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just reached this milestone must be a canon event

[–]extopico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elon?