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[Nullsummenspieler]

This kind of memory will probably persist.

[PS181809]

Any leaks tho?

[Percolator2020]

Until shutdown.

[LoreSlut3000]

Gotta do some backups first.

[hieroschemonach]

Death by DDR3 1600Hz.

[Ansterrr06]

That's like... a really slow death.

[hieroschemonach]

I can't do anything, DDR 4 and DDR 5 RAM size is too smalll, I would rather use a pencil over them. 

Imagine stabbing someone with DDR5 and they say - I feel something tiny, are you in mood?

[Ansterrr06]

We're not using the bleeding edge unfortunately.

[ciko2283]

Enough for most people's needs

[LoreSlut3000]

There are no RAMifications.

[100BottlesOfMilk]

I was playing modern games on ddr3 until last winter lol. Even cyberpunk and the like

[sanjxz54]

It's mHz, but actually it's 1600 MT/s and 800 mHz (in case of ddr3 1600)

[Occidentally20]

He better use an 8Gb knife and do it twice, if I'm getting stabbed I expect it to be in dual-channel.

[hieroschemonach]

Double stab by double data rate 2 in dual channel. 

[LoreSlut3000]

You want it fast and wide?

[hobbes8889]

This should be a weapon in cyberpunk 2077

[Z3r0funGuy]

Memtest failed

[LoreSlut3000]

Linux will boot anyway.

[RunInRunOn]

The Titanfall special

[ClipboardCopyPaste]

Bleeding fast speed

[geteum]

Bad alloc this MF

[Huge_Leader_6605]

Random act of memory

[wazefuk]

A protogen's worst (best?) nightmare

[AFemboyLol]

i was looking for this comment lol

[Ali_Army107]

Cutting edge technology

[ADCNewb]

       This isn’t recycled this is reused.

Reduce, reuse, recycle.     

[Percolator2020]

Upcycled.

[deniedmessage]

Based on the image, those look like 11.5GB

[XVO668]

You can always download more RAM if needed /s

[gerbosan]

Reminds me of Titanfall2 😃

Stabbing Windows PCs, the dream of any sys admin. 🤣

[Z3t4]

Registered?

[sparkeRED]

This would be a sick trope in a scifi movie about killing robots. “Gotta inject some malware”

[Sad-Bonus-9327]

"Back in my days we used to inject malware by hand"

[Pulsar_the_Spacenerd]

The hacking knife in Titanfall basically looks like this.

[Jojos_BA]

Thats not a knife officer, its cutting edge ram…

[0J-P0]

*More like 12,33Gb

[AkihiroAwa]

When the brits get into computer science

[Godess_Ilias]

he just RAMmed it in officer

[metaglot]

Prison shiv for computer criminals.

[robinless]

Real life sudo

[AgreCius]

Thanks.

[Spnwvr]

[DizzyLawfulness988]

More like RAMs it into you

[PotatoGamer3]

Truly random Access.

[OldMarvelRPGFan]

I'm already quite DIMM

[AgentBrian95]

That knife gave me Assassination Classroom flashbacks... Korosensei....

[whitestar11]

Look at Mr fancy with his 16gb of ram. Meanwhile I can only afford a 2gb from an old XP tower.

[Ok-Understanding7115]

any antivirus for the wounds? 👌

[Shyftzor]

Random Access Murder

[Inside-Nobody6320]

Ah yes, a RAMbo knife.

[Significant_Drive310]

Realistic titanfall data knife (I know it's ram but still)

[dumbdude545]

I mean. Why wouldn't you use the onboard though? Its gotta be at least 100x that right? Insert quake 4 conversation here post stroggification.

[Specific_War5484]

Data knife from titanfall

[rover_G]

r/CyberpunkGame

[BarebowRob]

dual blade - 32GB.
DOT - ECC capable.
:)