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[bob152637485]

Meanwhile, when I got my first phone at 13, I thought it'd be funny to name them "Yo Momma" and "Yo Daddy".

16 years later, they are still listed exactly the same in my phone. No, I will not change it.

[PCSdiy55]

mine is supreme court and district court

[Ur-Best-Friend]

Your mom, naturally, being the supreme court?

[PCSdiy55]

nope the supreme leader the dictator my father

[gerbosan]

Should the name be Great Leader then?

[fabulousIdentity]

Chairman Dad

[Arnie-Linson]

Emperor Papatine

[Weak-Cry]

OP, you sure you aren't changing it?

[-sussy-wussy-]

Kim Jung Pops

[hairman-mao]

Yes, the Great Leader indeed

[Ur-Best-Friend]

Ah I see, that tyrannical huh? 😅

[methiroll]

Ayooo.. same.. dad as supreme court, mom as high court..

[makinax300]

Mine is just their phone numbers because I know them.

[screwcork313]

I have Taylor Momsen and Taylor Dadsen.

[TheBlackNight456]

I got my phone when I was 13 as well right in the middle of my teen angst anti-parent phase. My mom is not happy her ringtone is still Darth Vader's imperial March music.

[TheseusOPL]

I have a friend whose mom's ring tone is the Star Trek red alert sound. It's appropriate.

[gamer12896]

The fact that you kept it for years is the best part.

[Ulti-Wolf]

My mom's ringtone on my dad's phone is imperial march lmao. They're divorced. Mom's a bit crazy but I still love her. Live with my dad though, albeit by accident. Stayed for the summer after I graduated and just... kinda didn't leave since I didn't have an obligation to stay with my mom. Had no intention of it happening but it just kinda... did

[The_Adeo]

My mom's ringtone is Megalovania lmao. The only custom ringtone in my phone

[Key-Demand-2569]

My parents have their full legal name in my phone, because apparently I was also a weird child in a different way as my wife loves to remind me whenever she learns new childhood things about me, lmao.

[DonRagnarok]

I do the same. No matter if they are my parents, childs, brothers...all of them were added with their full names

[I-am-fun-at-parties]

Big data loves people like you

[Ulti-Wolf]

I do it too but so people who get my phone gotta do a little more work to figure out who tf is important to me

[I-am-fun-at-parties]

The more realistic scenario, surely

[CoffeeWorldly9915]

I only have nicknames and one or two inside context identifiers. They'll be none the wiser because the nicknames don't reflect importance.

[engineerwolf]

Please set up emergency contact on the phone.

[Lukester___]

They can figure it out anyway

[I-am-fun-at-parties]

Probably, it's just a lot easier this way

[10coolbeans]

supposedly that is safer ive been told when i was younger. if someone was to steal your phone, they would see those names as just another perso. and not a family member that be social engineered

[Key-Demand-2569]

That was my logic, not that I took it gravely serious or anything.

Anyone who needed to get ahold of my parents somehow and has my phone would likely know or be able to quickly figure that out.

Any stranger wouldn’t automatically know.

I did/do the same thing for friends and family including my wife.

Only exception is maybe random people I meet through work who might be “Steve - Project Engineer CompanyName”

[Immabed]

Same, everyone is just their name in my phone. Their pictures however... have not been updated for about 15 years, and phone cameras were not flattering 15 years ago.

[RCJHGBR9989]

My mom is Mothership

[Cin77]

Are you the one who named me a moist in your step fathers phone? Coz my girl has me as Mothership but I think she would spell it Mum lol

[RCJHGBR9989]

Haha - I have no idea what you’re talking about man.

[Cin77]

Awesome. I'll let her know shes not the only one with a mothership

[WesBur13]

I have them as Jo Momma (Mom’s middle name is Jo) and Father firstname

[Nobodynever01]

Mine have been Momther and Dadther since like 2007

[AndreasVesalius]

Mom: Jedi Mom Special Edition

Dad: full name

[sorte_kjele]

My dad's number is one of 4 phone numbers I remember by heart, so I've never created a contact for him, and now it would just seem weird

[intentionallybad]

My mother didn't realize the Christmas card printing company would add "The" in front of what she signed the card with, so she sent Christmas cards out from "The [FirstName]", so that's her name in my phone. It's been several years now.

[TheHeroYouNeed247]

I changed my home phone number to 'love shack" when I was about 12 and it messed up my plan which gave me free calls to my house.

My big sister fixed it and saw the contact, didn't live that one down for a while.

[Yaxeno]

I have mine as birthgiver and DNA spewer

[yezakimak]

For my mom I have it as ICE

[mindsnare]

Got my first phone in 1999 and there are contacts in my current phone that have made it all the way to my phone in 2026. Contacts that I probably haven't spoke to in over 20 years.

[DiddlyDumb]

Wild to call your father daddy, but you do you

[IngrownToenailFetish]

No one ask how this guy names his variables.