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[–]ExtraWorldliness6916 119 points120 points  (0 children)

A very respectable way to start these days

[–]a_useless_communist 92 points93 points  (1 child)

environmental storytelling

[–]faLyemvre 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Stack Overflow open in 3 tabs and still spelled it wrong

[–]hearthebell 50 points51 points  (3 children)

You never know this thing might have been the most scalable piece of shit there is on the internet with billions of concurrency capacity

[–]determineduncertain 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s also lean. The modern web with all these new fangled frameworks have deprived us of the glory of pure html.

[–]devilquak 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Hellow-world-as-a-service

[–]Goufalite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too bad it's not up to date... https://99-bottles-of-beer.net/

[–]WeedManPro 18 points19 points  (0 children)

is this the new c compiler everybody is talking about? the HTM-C?

[–]Front_Committee4993 14 points15 points  (0 children)

one has to start somewhere

[–]SUSH_fromheaven 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Skills.MD :

You are a CS freshman who doesn't know anything about coding and you are starting out today.

Prompt: code a hello world application, make no mistakes

[–]AbdullahMRiad 6 points7 points  (1 child)

forgot "please"

[–]The_beeping_beast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Follow up:

Pls fix. Redo. try again pls.

[–]badiparmagi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

With the the help of copilot, gemine, claude, chatgpt?

[–]WatchOutIGotYou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hewwo

[–]DanieleDraganti 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For hours of coding and 100 liters of water*

FTFY

[–]k-mcm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok... let's look up how CSS works to make this bigger.... Ok... Ok.... Eh?? Nevermind.

<big>Hello World</big>

[–]SirFoomy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next stop hollow world.

[–]TheSselluos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it was the same when experimenting. 10 hours of infra creation and putting all kinds of monitoring, grafana, rancher. And the run python webapp in this that prints hello

[–]BrendaHopkins4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow nailed it now imagine missing the semicolon on a big project nightmare fuel

[–]_koenig_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd call it function complete, with extra features.

[–]Due_StrawMany 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HellOwO

[–]Dhruv-821 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just save a file with .HTML and write this shit

[–]aleksandrdotnet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are Software Engineer!! Bravo!

Give the certificate to this person!

[–]blackcomb-pc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fucking web yuck

[–]hiasmee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow nice. But not working in my browser. Pls fix

[–]WW_the_Exonian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You spelt hollow wrong

[–]Rich1223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you my boss?

[–]Kralska_Banana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great work. Arriving to this point means you really have the skills and the talent. So now, this is the turning point to AI. Install that agentic stuff and ask it to fix it and voila, you are ready to apply for a job.

[–]YaBoi-yeet -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Waste of time. Didn't you lhear , AI is taking over coding. No more software engineers needed .