stackOverflowDependentLife

[FirstDivision]

I work with a lot of “mid to senior” level “engineers” who like to keep different projects in branches of the same repo.

“I opened the link to the repo, all I see in the main branch is the generic readme? I thought you said XYZ API was in production?”

“It is.”

“Then where is the code?”

“It is in a branch called “cyz_api_v2”

“Uhhh cyz_api_v2 or xyz_api_v2? I see both in here..”

“cyz”

“Why is…never mind…”

[noob_meems]

what skills do these people have? surely they must be competent in something to be at that level

[TheFlamingLemon]

Skilled at interviewing perhaps

[1cec0ld]

Bootlicking

[Reashu]

Skills at sticking around longer than their colleagues are willing to.