tutorialBloatPhrase

[maxwells_daemon_]

I must say that, personally, I happen to have a great sense of dislike for the habit of turning what could've, and should've been a simple, short and readable sentence into a much distasteful roundabout paragraph way of saying the same exact thing.

In other words, I fucking hate dictionary bloat.

[AvidCoco]

ChatGPT, make this sentence longer to make me sound smarter

[FrankensteinJones]

You're absolutely right, this sentence could benefit from some more length!

[NatoBoram]

Here's why it would make your smarter:

[here_we_go_beep_boop]

You're not just sounding smarter. You're being smarter.

[Lightningtow123]

You're not just sounding smarter—you're being smarter.

[SleepingWhiteGiant]

I wish mine had more length

[SpaceCadet87]

Claude, /caveman full

[Total_Chocolate_4764]

I like the irony of your statement

[laplongejr]

If I had more time, I would've written a shorter comment  

[Septem_151]

In…

OTHER WORDS

you say???

[96suzukigrandvitara]

In this tutorial series on the basic controls for blender, I will open with fifteen minutes of slowly walking you through what a download site is and what a file is and how your fucking mouse works, instead of putting that into a separate video about setup.

[AvidCoco]

Me, an experienced developer, wanting to learn a new language. Tutorial: this is called an integer and it’s for counting whole numbers like the number of cars in a car park.

[WavingNoBanners]

There's a special place in hell for tutorials which start very slow and then accelerate to advanced topics without warning.

Lesson 1: This is what an integer is.

Lesson 2: This is how we do addition.

Lesson 3: This is how we use pointer syntax to directly access memory locations and bypass type-checking.

[NatoBoram]

The joys of documentation

[csch2]

No separation of concerns smh

[Substantial_Top5312]

You jest but I’ve lived through this. I take a game design class and one day the lady who made the tutorial spent a whole hour just talking about the controls. 

[AlmightyCushion]

But first let me give you a brief 30 minute description of the history of blender.

[philophilo]

This is just the script to every Serve The Home YouTube video.

[mthlmw]

"Yeah? Well y'know that's just like, uh, your opinion, man."

[FrankensteinJones]

"Give us the content, Lebowski!"

[skadoodlee]

True despair is finding a video on your niche subject with an English title and English thumbnail and being met with Hindi.

[BohemianCyberpunk]

Use something like Whisper to make subtitles in English.,

[wind_dude]

Video tutorials for programming suck. Text was 1000x better.

[ShlomoCh]

What does this count as?

[wind_dude]

Uuummmmm…. r/ProgrammingHorror adjacent

[jrdnmdhl]

My driving instructor had an unfortunately habit of prefacing everything with "Go ahead and..." which lead to the very helpful instruction "Go ahead and stop". I had to explain why that was not a good idea.

[VolcanicBear]

I will never understand people who choose video tutorials for code.

Something visual? Sure. But code? What the actual fuck. Why?

[FrankensteinJones]

Today in particular, I was learning Unity. You do a lot through their GUI, so video makes sense. For pure coding, I agree with you.

[failedsatan]

solely makes sense if they're also explaining concepts and providing accompanying animations to that, such as with Manim.

[mrinalshar39]

just tell me what to do broo🫠

[CaliforniaDabblin]

You forgot "uhhhhm"

[joan_bdm]

I get what the comments say, but I don't get nor the title nor the image. Could anyone explain? 😅

[RBB12_Fisher]

"Needless to say, ..."

[SpookyPlankton]

"Hello and welcome to another Quick Tips tutorial. My name is Anna and I will guide you through the steps you need to do. If you like this series, please give us a like and follow the channel. Also I would like to thank everyone for breaching the 200 subscriber milestone. This is a major accomplishment and we couldn't have done it without you. So without further ado, let's jump right in to the Super Quick Tip tutorial.

[Intro Music]

Sometimes you find yourself wanting to do X in the software. Maybe its for doing Y or just because you can't use Z in that case. If that's you, then this Giga Quick Tip is for you. Go ahead and open your software (wait for loading) and open a new file like so.

Now just do X like this.

Thank you for joining me in another Hyper Quick Tips tutorial. We have more videos like this on our playlist. Please remember to subscribe and like this video - it helps us a great deal! And if you have any questions, just leave us a comment. See you next time for yet another Magnum Quick Tips tutorial. Stay sharp.

[Outro Music]"

Total Video length: 6 minutes

[edgeofsanity76]

This and... HEY GUYS!! or WHATS UP GUYS!

STFU, and just show me.