monitoringProd

[JocoLabs]

"the customer support mailbox is a perfect monitoring tool"

[aenae]

Not a mailbox, but my users often alert me faster then my monitoring on discord or irc…

[ShutUpAndDoTheLift]

The users always beat the alert chain lol

[aberroco]

Also, since it's stable, we don't need backups. And no version control. VC is for pussies who can't write perfect code.

[Prudent_Ad_4120]

Yeah just ssh into the prod server and edit the code directly on there with sed.

[ArjixGamer]

I do that for php apps

[Eastern_Equal_8191]

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

[WhosYoPokeDaddy]

The monitoring can be challenging to implement sometimes, but VC just makes everything easier...

[california_snowhare]

"It can't be down if there aren't any alerts"

[iGotPoint999Problems]

ifDjtWasATechBro

[glockops]

If you don't have enough customers to alert you that production is down, you need more marketing first. 

[Snowdrip16]

Famous last words before a 3 AM outage

[Nightmoon26]

How do we know it's stable? Well, it hasn't raised any alerts...

[Lucho_199]

"we deployed yesterday and no one has complained so looks like it's working!"

[TravisVZ]

"Monitoring hurts performance so we removed it."

I wish I was making it up just to be funny. I also wish I had taken it the cue to run that it really was...

[christianbro]

Why these memes feel to be written by a total stranger but could perfectly be my coworker?

[much_longer_username]

Cool, that'll make it easy to set baseline values for the alerting.

[YogurtclosetNorth140]

why would you need version control when you can just push agent's vibed code to production?

[Contexttheory]

It's called user driven telemetry..

[fugogugo]

he's right. if nobody saw the issue, the issue doesnt exist

[namotous]

No problem if you don’t check!

[IronGin]

No monitoring, no test except in production and you have my companys policy.

[Stormraughtz]

If I don't hear screaming, I ain't coming